Okay guys it's that time again

Okay guys it's that time again.

>Strong beliefs you have
>Race

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>no strong beliefs
>white

>I believe hillary is going to win
>I identify as black

Not measuring my circumference with a ruler.

I'm a devout Christfag
I'm HWhite, mostly Scottish/German ancestry

Literally a tuna can for a dick

>Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
>White.

>TIL i have a large penis

>:( I'll never use it on a girl though

Just don't ask for consent.

>Not measuring my circumference with a ruler.

Suppose to use string, floss or whatever and then measure that.

>tfw small penis
used to really bother me but I've learned to live with it.
No real strong beliefs, lean slightly authoritarian left but I'm not so sure about full blown communism, just socialism
And I'm white

>pro gun all the way
>Islam should be purged from this planet
>there is a strong campaign against traditional male masculinity to be replaced with weakness and feminization
>single mothers are horrible human beings that are the cause of so many problems in society
>Everyone's lives would be better if women, for the most part, would stick to traditional female roles

>biracial (black and white)

>tfw that circumference
feels bad man, way too small for the length
i'd trade 1 inch of length for like .25 inches of girth
agree with trump on everything except the cyber and vaccines
white

>fundamental christian
>german/norse ancestry

...

White. Lol I thought it was pretty average desu. The world has some tiny motherfuckin' dicks.

>Nationalist
>Spic (non white)

What's a good way to measure circumference?

Islam is a scourge
Exporting blacks was a mistake

>European

1) Honesty
2) Hispanic

>white preservation
>white

>laughing hysterically at all you lying ass fucks

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>5.2
>27.3
F
>2
>2.4
C
>4.5
>36.3
I will never get laid

>none
>Chinese

Identifies as black,

Not with those numbers. Tiny pp.

We have almost exactly same stats, post pic?

Yeah it's pretty funny how everyone is above average.

This is my dream

>defending myself is a right, not a privilege
>every country should adopt and encourage castle doctrine and stand your ground and except extreme cases like tied down execution, property owner should always the victim in case of a break in, and never put through lot of legal hassle
>let the retards weed themselves out
>I should be free to do whatever I want on the land I own, as long as it doesn't harm people legally allowed to be there, without having to go through any red tape

>"white"

I don't really care that my flaccid penis is short.

t. dicklets

average and small penises aren't willing to show off as much as guys with big dicks

ITT people who lie about their penis size

>liberty most important
>"white" (predominately Italian ancestry)

Is this accurate?

yes
7 inches is king of the dicklets

>AI and corporate mergers will reduce society to a zoo-for-people-viewed-by-oligarchs within my lifetime
>European - North German

Apparently it's pretty fat. Wasn't aware of that. Slightly skeptical about that statistic.

>howlongismyschlong.com/
So... what's the average acceleration between the time it takes your penis to go from flaccid, to fully erect? Given time (since you should know this one yourself)

>7.5 minimum for orgasms
mine's 6.5 and i've never had trouble making women squirt with my penis alone

96.5th percentile erect, 92.6th percentile circumference

You have such a small dick. Have you gotten really good at eating bitches out? That may be your only hope...

Tentaclemonster/10

>tfw this is the actual truth but no one will believe me

good or bad?

the only people who won't believe you are the dicklets in this thread

>tfw small dick
>tfw can't eat bitches out cuz of muh oral herpes
>tfw lube and finger play make the up the foreplay
>tfw only sex up those on the pill, so have to endure the post cum torture till they cum.

This post is bullshit. Female average preference is about 5.6" length and 5.0" girth. Anything longer than around 7" hurts most women. Hell I've always had to be cautious with smaller Asian girls and I'm barely 6". It depends on the girl though.

How the hell do you measure circumference?
And who the hell even measures their cock anyway?

Well, the calculations I will now pull strait from my ass( since it isn't my real dick size. Read the post ids) it should take about 4 days. It should also suck the blood from my entire body thus knocking me unconscious and I will die from blood loss. It's my dream.

>3.5

and i'm insecure about my 5.6" dick. how do women react when they see it?

Yeah... but how fast you expect this summer to get? And what's the derivative of said speed? Gonna break the light barrier and send us into the future?

The last one is the most important to most women. So, good, probably. If it's too long then it will bottom out more easily and hurt them.

Most people have herpes without knowing it dude... you'd probably be fine. I'd say you're making excuses. You need to get on that shit yo.

Literally the same, even dick size. Except for the mixed part, I'm white,