Takes 9 months to get out of one and we spend the rest of our lives trying to get in one.... damn

takes 9 months to get out of one and we spend the rest of our lives trying to get in one.... damn.

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what is this? asking for a friend

Deep

Damn this even count for fags
>come out dick
>tries to get a dick in him

They're already working on robot android women with real feeling pussies so you can program one to be your waifu in the future

Woah

Do your part and report slide threads

why is vagoo so disgusting looking?

>anything i dont like is a slide thread
what a mentality to have

Britbong with nigger ID
Kek

i dunno. why is meatloaf so disgusting looking?

Because it's supposed to make your dick feel good and shit out babies, not be beautiful.

Beautiful ones are rare.

>tfw too intelligent to be chasing pussy

Actually i'm just not single right now

more like

>Spend 9 months getting out
> Spend the next 80 years trying to get 2 inches south

Rly makes u think

i thought you were going to say get right back in

That's because you're a raging homosexual user :^)

disgusting. too fat.

Hilarious and original!

there is nothing visually appealing about it regardless of how good it might feel around your dick.

wtf i hate vaginas now

really gets ur noggin a joggin

nah vag is disgusting.

if you go just strictly by aesthetics a nice penis can be legitimately pleasing to look at

a vag on the other hand is best when it's completely hidden (innie)

most other parts of women are beautiful but the vag not really

just look at it dude. it's amazing. all the parts serve a purpose and work together. it's an entire system which serves to make your penis feel good. it's beautiful.

Niether set of genitals are beautiful.

also objectively probably the most aesthetic part of a woman is the heart shape she makes when she bends over and pulls her legs together

Not for you

shadilay

you two need to hook up and discuss the aesthetic appeal of each other's penises

>you talked about a penis you must be gay

how to spot the insecure cuck leaf

only sexy if her thighs are not thick

Huh... really make you think, right?

A different one than the original, ideally.

he's a big guy?

Yes, youre very clever

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and we try hard and then mehmet gets invited and even given gibs, damn

>vaginas are gross penises are better
>not gay

wew lad

underrated

>is unable to judge beauty objectively

Get out marxist scum

ayyy xD

good stuff yeah?

>that glistening asshole
good tastes

yea, i was surprised to find out shes from denmark. i have a bad feeling that she's a single mother, or at least remarried.

das it mane...

do those people eat themselves super fat and the do a surgery to suck fat away from everything but their legs?
The proportions are not natural in any way

She is a single mother. I think she's a lesbo.

If you look on her instagram, she looks like she used to be fat after she had her kid(only kind of tubby, but still fat) and then has been working off the weight.

She's probably had lipo though.

It's weird. They are aesthetically grotesque but they give me erections.

God is a prankster.

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yeah fat don't work that way.
When you lose fat you lose it uniformly, there is no work out that makes you lose fat more in a a specific part of the body

Is that a facehugger from Alien?

What is that OP? I've never seen one before.

Yes there is. Some people hold fat in certain areas longer than others. Same way some people build muscle in certain areas easier than others. Genes affect quite a bit.

Also women in general tend to store fat in their thighs, men in their bellies.

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Source?

its a bag of sand

Well yeah, but not like her. If women stored fat like that I'd be out spoonfeeding them lard myself.

Yeah right... that? I'd rather fuck my qt BF's tight ass.

>laying right next to me

Yep, so what? They feel amazing.

>gook boy lover
Why am I not surprised, leaf? Why am I not surprised at all?

ewwww gross

You have got to be bisexual.
This is turning me on and I'm straight.

You wouldn't believe how tight his ass is and how cute his eyes are.

Mad?

You guessed right.
Im not into anime at all, but he still speaks Japanese for me.
He's completely westernized too.

Hi Maddox.

because of """intelligent""" design obviously

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Hopefully not trying to get into the same one we came out of......

kekd