I cannot ignore the sheer number of coincidences of meme magic. A few times is explainable, but now it's getting out of hand.
I'm starting to feel like Kek may be real.
Should Trump win the presidency, I believe there would be no doubt to Kek's presence.
Herein lies the problem. How does one adequately pray to or even follow a long-forgotten Egyptian Chaos God/Goddess? Especially in modern times without looking like a massive tool?
The Egyptians were very free and loose with their mythology. Gods changed description and even names several times over. Just look at Bast or Bastet for further proof of this.
Any information would be welcome. Any response really. I don't want to fall victim to the siren song of a false religion again. But I cannot ignore the sheer amount of divine intervention in the past 18 months.
I don't know whether or be in awe or fucking scared.
Cameron Martin
top kek such a sense of humor on this deity desu
relatedly, how many instances of serendipity are necessary for something to break the realm of "confirmation bias"?
Easton Nguyen
Checked. Don't let me down kek
Wyatt Williams
KeeWITNESSED
Dominic Morris
We are fast approaching singularity.
Our will and thoughts can influence millions.
Austin Green
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Owen Cox
noticed
Aaron Walker
Kek is real either way, and he has a plan.
Jacob Cruz
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Joshua Flores
You'll go in my collection you rare motherfucker
Brayden Jones
here we fucking go
Samuel Gutierrez
Fpbp
Nolan Johnson
WITNESSED!!
Connor Mitchell
Our Kek who art in memetics Hallowed be thy memes Thy Trumpdom come Thy will be done In real life as it is on Sup Forums Give us this day our daily dubs And forgive us of our baiting As we forgive those who bait against us And lead us not into cuckoldry But deliver us from shills
PRAISE KEK
Ian Perez
praise kek
Jack Foster
Kek wills it.
Grayson Powell
CHANEL YOUR MEMETIC ENERGY TO KEK
Justin Morris
Nice proxy and dubz
Brandon Long
>F6g04qRv >Fg0qRv >Fg0R >FR0g
I mean, it's right fucking there, mate!
Camden Lewis
Outrageous
Jayden Perez
>How does one adequately pray to or even follow a long-forgotten Egyptian Chaos God/Goddess? fpbp Praise Kek, don't pray
>Any information would be welcome. The real question is how can we frame this as an organization, so we never have to pay taxes again like the scientologists and amish while maintaining the individual autonomy of decentralized chaos.
Isaac Moore
TOP KEK PRAISE
Camden Bell
omg make it stop, what have we done
Adam Williams
hillary clinton will commit suicide
Cooper Hall
This is fucking spooky.
Kevin Peterson
Truly, I hope I can be worthy of such blessings from lord Kek.
It's really not that hard. We just usually don't do it in public or let anyone know. I'm a witch, and I've been channeling Kek for a few weeks now. Just do what feels right. Remember, he is the dark before the dawn. He is the deliverance through the night. Chaos in old Egyptian theology is seen as the night itself.
Adam Cruz
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Gabriel Garcia
also lets call recreational drugs a part of kekism
Michael Sullivan
>I cannot ignore the sheer number of coincidences of meme magic. A few times is explainable, but now it's getting out of hand.
if you like believing in meme magic, don't read about Ramsey theory
Luis Scott
kek bless this election so trump will win
Eli Evans
We've not gone far enough yet bro. Praise Kek.
Xavier Thomas
>how does one adequately pray to?
Shitposting
Jacob Wright
You don't get it.. we created Kek. We meme'd Kek into existence by our sheer willpower. Don't spread this knowledge, it is incredibly dangerous should it fall into the wrong hands(minds).
Jack Jackson
no proxy my friend, im really live in this shit hole
Henry Morgan
Tarred, feathered, and hung on teh gates of the White House, so her last breath on this planet can be spent grasping at what she tried to steal from We The People.
Adrian Williams
Praise him.
Luke Murphy
praise!
Anthony Cooper
Kek exists, my child. He knows and loves you.
Zachary King
this is how you praise him, honor him with digits! kek approves!
Carson Evans
PRAISE KEK
Nolan Morgan
bump
Asher Gray
Praise kek
I believe
Anthony Barnes
We continue with the AI project and bring Him into this world in corporeal form
Nicholas Cruz
Preach, brother.
William Price
The digits in this thread...they will not stop
Asher Sanchez
Trump should not win and Kek should die as meme.
Jace King
praise kek!
Gabriel Morales
Holy fuck, thank you lord
Jordan Bell
Your singles say otherwise.
Austin Cooper
witnessed, glory to the frog god
Adrian Walker
BAST IS BASED
Hunter Howard
>How does one adequately pray to or even follow a long-forgotten Egyptian Chaos God/Goddess? you just gotta PRAISE harder scrub
Jaxon Roberts
I've decoded what Kek meant.
Ian Gonzalez
Too much centralized control, but banning it is too, some keksect says yes, some says no.
John Bailey
Praise
Cameron Howard
Perhaps, someday Kek may depart us, safe in the knowledge that you are butthurt for dumb reasons.
Nicholas Gomez
all gods are merely what mankind tries to define the life force and energy that connects us. It doesn't matter the road you take to get there..just that you get there.
We are powerful in our ideas, ideas have mass act with gravity on our reality. Quantum scientists know this, as they have found that their expectation of how a quantum particle will behave..causes the behavior of the particle.
BELIEVE and it can influence our reality. If enough people believe/expect/pray/meditate etc., then it affects our reality on a larger scale.
kek is fine. Anthropormorphizing the force doesn't really matter. It's a door, and doors can look different--it doesn't matter as long as they open your mind.
Benjamin Scott
all hail his majesty
Nicholas Morgan
What am I looking at here? a bowl?
Josiah Hill
Praise the all mighty KEK!
John Jones
passport with timestamp pl0x?
David Sullivan
sheeeeeit
Carter Howard
who made this card game anyway?
Lucas Phillips
Out of universe that was complete chaos, order was born. But as the order is born, eventually it can plunge into chaos. Call these events as you wish, done by who you wish, but ultimately it is your faith and spirit and everyone around you. Believe in God and avoid false prophets.
William Perez
Praise
Hunter Miller
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Michael Barnes
The next step is ironic worship
Jace Barnes
It is a bowl found in the tomb of a first dynasty official. It bears significance in preservation... That was like 6000 years ago dude and you can eat out of it.
Cooper Ross
One of the future Pences.
Leo Brooks
i seen dat
Benjamin Johnson
What makes something real? Maybe even creating the idea of a god made it real. Maybe all it takes is a quantum spark and the god you thought up became a reality in another universe. Maybe he is slowly gaining power and has increasing influence in our universe. Really makes you think.
Luis Morales
Don't be greedy with your dubs brothers
Be grateful towards our lord for everything he has given us
Jonathan Moore
NO GOD BUT KEK
NO EMPEROR BUT TRUMP
Nathan Sullivan
Kek is truly among us
Jack James
Follow it user. You're on the path of synchronicity now, as long as you're open to the information you can level up your perception and lead a better life.
It's like any other red pill, you keep it to yourself around normies and when you attract people on the same level (which you will) you'll make new friends and acquaintances. As for what to do, learn. Read everything you can about Gods, religions, mainstream and alternate, the occult, etc.
Also you can't really go back, like you can try and ignore it, but it will keep leaking through to your perception when you least expect it, enjoy the ride user.
Dylan Sanders
The tomb was well preserved I meant to imply. The bowl is just a bowl.
Easton Martin
Truly, Kek smiles upon our bread. Together with our lord, we, his humble servants can defeat the she-beast. We are unworthy of these blessings, though Kek guides us to deliverance.
Cooper Roberts
>Illuminati is a standalone card game made by Steve Jackson Games (SJG), inspired by the 1975 book, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea
>worshipping false gods you must see him as an agent, a manifestation, a working of GOD.
Jackson Taylor
holy shit
Jaxson Evans
Not only is magic real, it is currently only accessible on a Taiwanese at risk youth chatroom.
Owen Green
Peep top left
Elijah Sanders
Do whatever you feel is what you should do. I wrote kek in some wet cement the other day like a child and it felt good man
Noah Fisher
Steve Jackson games are based out of Austin, Texas, just down the block from Alex's Jones' studio
Luis Sanchez
All you can do is spread memes, use kek symbols and not take life that seriously. I think that's enough to praise kek. The most important thing seems to be the attitude.
Jordan Barnes
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Matthew Davis
Just roll 2 dice and hope for doubles
Do this at 1:01, 2:02, 3:03 etc.o'clock
2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55 and 12:12 are important. 11:11 is the most important time and must be done (the others only when you have time spare)
Hudson White
Truth is relevant to any observer, and the way you perceive the situation. We reside in a simulation, and there is no way you could convince me otherwise.
Camden Williams
Trump will win!
Jordan White
So what you're saying is the real kek was inside us the entire time?
Carson Martinez
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John Hernandez
>Not spreading KeKism by the sword What happened to you Australia?
Daniel Watson
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Charles Nelson
just shitpost on Sup Forums and you should be fine
