Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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nato e en ting

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Literally who?

Whatever you say, LongboatBro.

0/10, change your stuff up phaggot, this same shit post has been running for months, you're like that obligatory japanese poster. I'd normally come up with a comeback... but your countries too irrelevant.

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t. refugee

why do you keep posting this?

it's leaf level

> tfw you used to have respect for squareheads

Scared????

>(OP) "Hej, Jeg Hetter Abdul og jeg er din venninne venn :DDD Har du en cigarette? Takk for at jeg i oslo :DDDD"
I like your language but youre a faggot who should kill himself. You would lose in a war in seconds retard. You have bigger problems to take care of.

there are more Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

that was google translate tier
step it up you monolingual

>He doesn't paint dragons on his ships

How far the Norwegians have fallen.

Not really

the rest of the world learns English because we're stubborn assholes

I have 75% Norwegian blood. Where can I sign up?

Boxed boats

You couldn't fight your way out of hijab, mohamedson.

we have 6,970 more nukes than you so try it bitch

CHING CHONG CHANG TOP KEKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>muh nukes
We'll just help them shoot them down. Now what, bitch?

Scared now ?

Takk based danskekartoffel

Nope. Looks serene as fuck though.
>tfw no fjords in Montana

Cruz missile strikes on all sites capable of shooting down a nuke followed by barrage of nukes so suck a dick you little bitch whore

What the fuck are those? And why on earth are they camo?

Horrified.

>implying denmark cant stop inferior american attackers
Kek denmark can destroy you

Tfw you wouldn't be finished landing your first ship-to-ship missile before your entire country gets wiped away by one submarine MIR nuke

I thought the Finns were the asians.

You Scandinavian folks are confusing

i would expect a culture of fisherman to have a decent navy

but alas it seems only America wants to rule the seas

A bastardized attempt at a stealth frigate that we developed

PRAISE KEK

he lives in finnmark which borders to finland
he is literally a mongol

All it takes is one American destroyer to knock out the little tug boat jamboree you call a navy

norway has already been defeated by skinny niggers from africa. who the fuck cares about you anymore?

Denmark will make rotten american fishsticks and eat them.

Nobady can withstand the viking hords.

>Finland
>Scandinavia

lol one shot would wipe all 4 out, dipshit. lern 2 position

finns are their own breed
think of them as autistic snow elves

>Still practice ships of the line strategies
So advanced

youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s

Why Belgium has such a small navy for a wealthy, coastal nation? Netherlands navy is MUCH bigger.

seriously, I doubt they could even handle what we sent to Germany

stapp den jævla ctr slædden opp i rævva

how many world wars did denmark win again

hey don't tell'em about our secret leidang!!!
that we can do the old stuff again......

Anyways get in here lads, no time for sliding
Rothcilds hacked, 30gb dump!

This
Amerifats are a fucking joke compared to the Danish military forces and if we allied with norway
Well no amount of niggers, cucks or nukes could save you

>being this new
The pasta is older than CTR itself you dolt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjold-class_corvette
literally the fastest armed craft in the world

I missed this pasta.

>finland
>relevant

BETTER GET

>You Scandinavian folks are confusing
Yes.
Praise KEK

In here:
>Rothchilds HACKED
Rothchilds HACKED
>Rothchilds HACKED

those boats are actually quite terrifying, they are the fastest armed military vessels in the world at 60 knots (110 km/h)

They are stealth capable and carry 8 5th gen ASM

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjold-class_corvette

Why does Norwegian sound like Ebonics?

USA has so much military equipment and manpower they just give it away when they're done with it.
AND OUR DUMBSHIT GOVERNMENT SAY ''NO THANK YOU''! they gave it to the baltics and poles instead. BALTICS AND POLES!

We should destroy sweden aswel

>>He doesn't paint dragons on his ships
>How far the Norwegians have fallen.

Not even firestickers! we all know these things makes the skips go faster, even bikes!

Get to werk on the rotten children gotta be a gold mine

Fuck off shill OP
What an incredibly pointless and irrelevant post. Why do you clutter Sup Forums with this shit? sage

>we

see, now we can come together for a common goal, my friend.

Norway , can we trade beer ?

sorry we didn't come sooner, bb . You know how it goes, double dealing and all.

Is that image your entire navy? We may not rule the waves but we'll still rock your socks Sven.

could always call a truce and wipe out australia

Why bother ?? Not like usa isnt destroying itself right now

Like 90% of Sup Forums, tryhard

dunno, our navy is more experienced so we'd probably win.

>Nice dubs, friend.
Sweden shall be purged through holy flames and reborn as true Northern Brother.
Deus Vult

I still can't believe you guys sat on your fat asses for more than 3 years before we had to false flag your shit to get you to do something.

whats wrong with the finns? half my ancestors are from there

OP is not Norwegian. He's just another pig dick sucking islamic parasite infesting northern Europe.

inbred rivertrolls.
you'll find better looking women at a gender studies class.

My heart is burning for revenge.
I'll even agree to ally with the swedes just to get our revenge over the US for their insolence and years of mockery.
There'll be nothing but rubble left

aha talkin big and cant keep mudslimes out of your country

because dialects

We were still grudging from the revolution. Gotta get that money tho, mumsie.

Laugh and be fat

this isn't Civ 4, your spear men won't kill a Helicopter because of experience

That dragon is looking a little skinny

FDR didn't know how to take a stand for freedom

Fucking kikes man. KYS

fucks cursed me with the last name Niemi was a pain in the ass to have at school always had fuckheads using it as an ivetation to knee me in the ass

Yes

Herro, my rite friend

you do realise that america has the strongest navy in the world? ANZUS would knock you the fuck out.

please do norway, theres 40 million niggers here

isn't it pronounced nyemi?

stealth missile boats, they are kinda cool. not build for open water, their role is to hide along the jagged coastline and send missiles that flies so close to the water, that radar and countermeasures wont detect it

everyone just automatically assumes its knee me

British Empire reporting. We can kick Norway he hell back to Vikings. Maybe that will heal their degeneracy ;)

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>Norway
>NATO

Pick both.

More than you.

>5 million faggot Norwegians vs 300 million gun toting Americans

Yeah, we're really sah scared.

This is a stupid psyop to make our NATO ally Norway look bad.

Stop falling for it.

Think about who's been sending ships past it in the last couple of weeks.

Protip look at this picture.

Nice pasta.

Stikk nå.

this is just fucking sad...

>tfw THIS OLD ASS FUCKING PASTA HAS 6-GORILLION REPLIES

Goddamnit, Sup Forums is full of hypersensitive, knee-jerk retards.