Im always fascinated by abo stories aussies sometime share.
Any of you from the northern territories who've seen wild shit happen? What's it like out there?
The australian bush doesnt even seem real, it seems like a mythical place where crazy shit happens
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Only Abo story I have is when I was driving in a neighbourhood where they tend to cause trouble and a couple of them threw rocks, mud and sticks at my truck. Grabbed one of them and called to police on him while his friends left him crying in my hands.
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>be my nephew
>driving along a street in central Queensland
>three drunk boongs in the road
>two female one male
>female boongs stop nephew
>one picks up a spike broken piece of fence picket
>flings it at male boong
>hits him in the lip, busts it open
>he feels his busted lip then sees blood on his hand
>says "Fuck" and passes out face first from standing position
>female boong says "Show some fuckin respect."
>nephew leaves
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I've never been to the Territory but its wild out there and locals know it, NT Cops are basically pest control and go around bopping drunken abos over the head, chucking them in the back of the paddy wagon and throwing them in cells until they sobre up
Anyway I used to live in a country town in South Australia with a relatively high percentage of aboriginals and they'd frequently get into fights amongst themselves. There was one pub in particular they'd all go to (out of 3 in the town) and at closing time every cop in town would be lining up outside the exits to break up the inevitable scuffles.
They weren't so bad to be honest, most of the violence was kept within their own communities
The ones you really had to watch out for were the ones from the Far North (APY lands etc) that would come down for special weekends, they were a lot more violent and feral in general and would break public property for no reason.Some would frequently come down to the aboriginal health corporation, take advantage of the courtesy car, bring it up with them back north and torch it. Taxpayer of course would subsidise a new one and the cycle would continue
Commonwealth should carpet bomb outback communities they're completely irredeemable. To paraphrase based Tone "before whitey came there was nothin but bush"
LOL that's all garbage
I thought you guys say rubbish.
Worked in a bottlo after high school in the red center, remember a few things nothing too exciting
>abbo walks in to the store looking to buy vb
>obviously pissed as a newt and it would be against the law to serve him
>manager spots this and tells him he's too drunk
>abbo fucks off
>few mins later, abbo comes back
>walks into store without being noticed
>flops out out and starts pissing in the corner
>security called scuffle... Banned from shopping center
Another one
>gin comes into store
>gets cask wine
>15 DOLLARS I say
>gin up ends small bag on counter...all five and ten cent pieces
>proceed to count coins making one dollar piles. Quick because math i do good
>price of cask is there, to the cent
>manager later tells me I could have refused that much coin in a transaction due to wasting time
>wtf don't people tell you these things before hand..
>mfw the money was wet
I don't know about the infanticide, but incest, child abuse, rape, gang rape run rampant in aboriginal communities
The Royal Commission into Child Protection Systems in South Australia found that at least 9 out of 10 aboriginal children are abused as children, compared to an average of 1 out of 10
Fuck off cunt.
Gooks shitskins detected.
We do say rubbish, sorry about that mate!
Was making out with girlfriend in the spa
some of those shitskins started saying shit
confronted me out the front of place
The one that did opened that piece of shits face up with my chain and got away from the group of them that gave chase
If you fuck one up you have to fight the lot of them so I inflicted as much damage as I could while taking none
What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture
Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened.
Never lived in the Territory but I lived out west, mid NSW, in the Namoi region. The town I was working in was 70% indigenous. I once had to break up a fight between two aboriginal brothers who were punching the shit out of each other. When I got to the bottom of the story they were mad that one brother had fucked the other brothers women. The tweest? She was their cousin.
Another time one black fella set another on fire with a deoderant can and threw him out a plate glass window on the second story. He said he thought it'd be funny.
Fuck up leaf.
I've seen Caucasians getting gang smashed by boongs everywhere and there isn't any comradery between Anglos here they don't do shit or just cowards that don't want to get involved.
>Caucasian
fuck off gook
Garbage or rubbish are both fine. What we dont say is Trash, unless its a shit teammate in an online game.
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a mate of mine was telling me a while back how he saw an abo wheeling an empty pram down the street, then later came back the other way with a carton of beer in it
I don't know many Asians
I came for abbo stories cause they sound far more entertaining then our gypsies...wtf man
Can't take a joke cunt?
does anyone have screencaps of that ex-commonwealth police officer from a few days ago?
he told us a ton of good abo stories
Was yesterdays thread but was at work so didn't save anything. Good stories although some said fake
I thought it was funny
So far from anything to do with me though
> Miles of the beam friend
Leafs don't say cunt, it's not polite
From a Belgian TV show where white families move into the jungle to live with abo's.
They like blond hair.
Fucking gay cunt
Still vividly remember being 12 years old and getting out of school one day early before the holiday as me and my classmate friend were going to Forster for the school holidays with our families.
We stopped in the town to do some last minute shopping and at 10 oclock in the morning there were about 12 abbos the same age as me absolutely blind falling down drunk in a public park each with a goonbag in their hand.
I was completely confused as to how these wonderful cultural children of the land would be doing this, why and how come no one is stopping them. My friend and I asked our dads and while my dad was like "Some people are less fortunate" his dad was straight up like "Fucking useless cunts, they're animals and not much more, never even give them the time of day and you'll be spared trouble".
Later on my dad admitted he thinks the same thing but just didn't want to actively encourage me to hate.
That was an everyday occurrence where I was working. There was also two streets you just didn't walk down if you were white, simple as that. You did, you probably weren't coming back in one piece.
They'd shove their little brothers through the tiny, open toilet window and have them trained to go unlock your door and let the mob in to steal shit.
If they didn't see your car in the driveway two days in a row they turn off your water meter and check if it changed. If it didn't they knew you were out of town and they were safe to steal your shit.
Teenage offenders got unlimited 'second chances'. They'd lie and fight and steal then go in front of the judge and cry like a little bitch and get off again.
I knew one guy who had his car broken into that much he started leaving it unlocked to save on replacing windows.
The kids would get arrested on purpose when it was school holidays and sent to juvie so they'd get fed and looked after.
One time a 7 year old black kid wandered into the RSL around 9 at night, crying and covered in snot, no shirt or shoes. Turns out his family packed up and left while he was at school that day and he came home to an empty house. The family had pissed off to Dubbo to live, so the local 'uncle' had to take care of the kid for the next eighteen months until they family got evicted from Dubbo and came back to town.
See abo wearing one thong (flip flop or beach sandals for your foreigners).
Ask abo, "Did you lose your thong mate?"
Turns to me an smiles, saying "Nah brudda, I found one!"
Why is the leaf shitposting on Sup Forums?
Because it distracts him from his wifes moans as she's penetrated by the Kolossal Kiwi Kock
Those aren't aboriginals.
I can tell by the spark of life in their eyes.
I'm not kidding though they are absolutely not aboriginals.
yesterdays cop abo stories thread was epic. his chasing of paedos to the highest levels of government was righteous! shame nothing will come of it.
thread soundtrack
>He said he thought it'd be funny.
Well, he's not wrong.
Quick question:
What's the highest ranked gov official that's an abo?
Fuck I love abo stories. Is there like an abo big brother?
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Now there's an idea...
they tried but the contestants kept stealing the equipment
> Step out of work and about to cross the road to get my bus home
> Abo pulls up next to me with his ork wife and asks for fuel money because he is out of petrol and has to take his wife to the hospital (she looked 100% fine to me).
>tell him I have no money but to offer to help push the vehicle to the station (was like 20m away)
>oi na il be right make and drives away.
They can be sneaky buggers sometimes.
Sounds like he fished that shit out of a wishing fountain...
>driving back from party in back seat
>couple mates and I
>got half a case left of VB stubbies
>over them\got to work tomorrow
>pull up at light and see group of abos
>"oi you boys want some VB?"
>"Yeah righto bruddah"
>one comes and grabs the beers
>hand it out among them
>start throwing them at our car
Top blokes!
>officer
Visiting from America, are we?
retarded cunt.
Ernie Dingo, he's the Chancellor of Indigenous Affairs in Australia.
Deborah Mailman heads the Womens and Ethics Committee for all six states, but the territories have their own Chairperson.
Cathy Freeman is still the Sports Minister after winning gold at the Olympics all the way back in 2000. No one dares trying to usurp her, she'll do that job until she dies, I reckon.
That's about as high as they can go in this country.
they make for good mechanics
This is in Vanuatu m8.
yea i am mate
i'm planning on going bush in a few days, anything i should know?
western australia bush btw if that helps
You don't get it, only non-whites say something as informal as caucasian.
Are they full blooded or "abos" like how Elizabeth Warren is an """Indian"""?
yeah, never EVER stop for a noongah on the road. there are literal cannibals out there.
spare tyre. spare petrol. a gun if you can.
I tried to find info to support this, i think it's trash
try keep on roads where trucks drive... or on roads between mine sites... dont trust any abo at all!
OH NO YOUR BIAS IS EXPOSED BY FACTS!!!
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> 7 year old kid crying, family abandoned him.
Sheeeet, that's harsh.
NTfag here (ignore flag). Lived everywhere from the Alice to Jabiru, I've got heaps of stories.
Am on phone so not easy to type, will do my best. Before you read it, I know the guy in question, I have no doubt shit happened exactly how he told it.
> dude is driving on rural dirt road to his mining site after picking up engine parts
> remote place, hasn't seen another vehicle for about 20kms
> something catches his eye up ahead
> looms like road kill, thinks it cattle, but there's no lose livestock this way
> gets closer, shit, that's a boong
> pulls up, finds young woman passed out on side of road, maybe 16-18
> not injured, drunk, passed out. She obviously comes from settlement about 15 kms away
> no idea what she's doing there, assumes fought with her mate who kicked her out of the car and probably forgot about her
> picks her up, throws her in the back of the ute, keeps driving
This guys a dirty cunt so no surprises where this one is headed. Sorry gotta tap out for 15 minutes, I'll be back soon to complete the story...
p.s. you faggot cunt
they have been known to set traps for unwary travellers. he got lucky.
Here's a good story if you're wondering what kind of rights and privileges abos have in Australia:
>Move to country town because of job promotion
>Abo population of town must be around 50%
>There is a curfew and drinking in public is banned
>Bottle shop has reinforced steel poles surrounding it to prevent car ram raids
>Has steel roll up door which is pulled own every night upon closing
Seriously, the bottle shop looked like a fucking fortress. Anyway, here comes the good part:
>One weekend hear huge noise in the street
>Go out to discover a literal fucking parade of abos driving down the main road in brand new 4 wheel drives/SUVs
>Later on, ask co-worker what the deal was
Apparently there was a mining operation not far from the town, and the mining company had to pay huge sums of cash to the local noongas for the right to mine on ''their land''. So once a month the local abos would get a big fat cheque, which they would instantly spend on booze and a brand new 4 wheel drive. Then they would spend the month drinking and thrashing their cars out until they destroyed them, or simply abandon them when they ran out of petrol.
And this would happen, every month. My co-worker told me none of them ever saved their money, used it to buy a house, better their life in anyway. They would get that much fucking cash every month, and by the end of that month is was wasted.
After that I grew to fucking hate anyone who says we don't give them a ''fair go''.
I've heard of them setting traps where they rob naive suspects
But what about murder? Havw any of them trapped and killed a white guy in some fucked up horror movie way?
Last night's Abo thread was topkek
HAHAHAHAHAHA
as if out of a fucking comedy
Half-cast for the most part.
yesterdays thread had a cop telling about all the missing person in NT and how some of them got trapped and eaten by the natives.
LITERAL CANNIBALS in the outback
Clearly Abo, though. There are few full blood left outside of the Territory and probably parts of QLD. Even the dark ones have got white mixed in these days.
They're all fairly famous in Australia, google them.
You do realize we can all see the leaf...right?
story about an abo around where I live
>live in regional vic
>town maybe 10% abo, don't have to interact much
>one giant motherfucker, abo cross breed with some african around where i live
>one day find him passed out drunk on the middle of the street
>not busy side street so cops don't come for awhile
>literally every other day cops have to come to deal with something this supernigger does.
>today his gov paycheck came in, guess he decided to buy something other than goon for once
>1.75L bottle of jack
>empty on the ground next to him
>only early afternoon
>cops finally show up and drag him out of the road so that he doesn't die
>next day he's wandering around still drunk but missing his cloths.
I'll never agree with people that think they're anything but slightly evolved monkeys. 40,000 years of history and barely smarter than a gorilla.
holy shit
abos and gypsies should be thrown into the ocean
Back when I was a young'in, my father would take me to the local park to feed the abo's cigarettes, he would 3/4 of one and they would pick it up, take the tobacco out, roll it up in a eucalyptus leaf and smoke it
good times
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>Back in '88
>Driving in me shagging wagon (XW Falcon panel van)
>Driving from Victoria through South Australia and into Western Australia heading to Coral Bay
>Get to Warburton
>It's all didgeridoo'd out
>Getting some good ole leaded petroleums from the servo and I almost get mugged by some drunk abos
>They literally have a salad bowl and are squirting petrol into it then run off
>Pay for my fuel and get back on the road fuck this shit
>Driving along outback road
>Every few km's I see an abo standing on the side of the road with a stick
>White paint on his face
>It's like 9pm sun just went down not long ago
>Can hear all these dingos howling and shit
>Get a flat tyre
>Get out and jack it up, hear footsteps from afar
>Got torch out with my back to my car trying to undo this tyre backwards
>Grab spare tyre and turn around
>"U NEED SOME HELP DER BRUDDA"
>Abo right in my face out of nowhere
>I shit you not I sharted right there and then
>This 5'5 manlet abo with a dead dingo in his left hand and a stick in his right hand looking me right in the eyes
>He takes a bite of this dryed out roasted dingo
>Get tyre on, he asks for a ride
>Tells me hes a good tracker and knows the area really well and will keep me on track
>Whatever, okay.png
>2 hours later I'm lost, ask him where we are
>"hehe u kiddin brudda? i cant find me misses poo hole from her gully hole, we fuked"
>He starts pulling something out of his pouch
>He begins rolling the BIGGEST and PHATTEST blunt I''ve ever seen
>Literally looks like a streets cornetto
>"got a light brud?"
>Lost my lighter somehow
>"no probs brudda pop the hood"
>He rips the fuel line off and pours some fuel on the engine then pulls a spark plug out and holds it at the fuel
>"turn er over brudda"
>Fire
>He lights his blunt
>Take a toke
>Wake up the next day it's 8pm and I'm in Perth
>leaf """""""""banter"""""""""
. . . They speak English? Jesus, they'll be caught up with Koko and Harambe in no time.
>The Melbournian is a faggot
I literally couldn't be less surprised.
NITV is actually not bad compared to some of the shit on tv these days
AusFailians BTFO
couldve been worse
>AusFailians
How the FUCK can we recover? Been fucking out-bantzed by a fucking leaf
Seems like a slightly nicer guy
Ha my buddy worked at a store like that and he said when he opened the door for business in the morning an abo or two would roll inside because they would sleep there waiting for booze.
> 2016
> at least 50 years old
> shitposting on Sup Forums
Whew, laddie!
You people are a total bore.
>be in sydney
>be at circular quay (that's sydney harbour with the bridge and shit for you foreigners)
>abo performers daily along pier honking their noise sticks with dance music
>their shitty backing track is fucking louder than the cruise ship leaving
>didgeridoos rattling my balls sack
>feels kinda nice
>abo takes didge away from his mouth
>didgeridoo sound still rattling ballsack
>sonuva bitch these fuckers can't play the stick their ancestors spent 40 000 years making
>yell without thinking
>"oi, if you can't play it then what are you good for?"
>abos say back "yeeeAAAHargl ahrmma fuckEAHHDaghl"
>tourists look confused
>local whites hide their laughter
>1/4 breed abos (also white) approach me
>one of them is brandishing a stroller
>nope.jpeg
I got away with it, ended up running through the CBD to wynyard station then caught a train back to central. But seriously, they're not even good at being aboriginal anymore.
>for you foreigners
I didn't know where Circular Quay was. Why don't you just call it Sydney Harbour?
t. Adelaide
>Aged 6
>Visitng the Northern Territory for the first time
>Within minutes of driving into Alice Springs, I spot an unconscious boong slumped gainst the doors of a fucking church
>Like poetry, he's clutching a VB longneck
>His hat is pulled low over his eyes, his clothes are torn, and he's completely barefoot
Fun fact: the first time I ever got into a fight was with some skinny boong in Year 1
Sydney harbour is the water. Circular quay is a place
we get it, sydney is full of cunts.
>barefooted
Why do they do this? Your country is filled with poisonous animals, arent they afraid of getting bit?
Like passing out in the street here in new england isnt a big deal, but over there thats like asking to die
Fuck you, NZ is twice the country you'll ever be.
Went on a trip to central back in year 10
Saw a few dead dogs on the street in Coober Pedy, the abos threw rocks at the bus in Alice Springs and tried to steal shit from our tents every night we were there
Says a fucking penal colony, kek.
>Walking to grocery store at midnight
>See cop car stopped facing the wrong direction on my side of the sidewalk
>It's a female cop standing over this huddled mass
>it's 3 natives passed out and curled up alongside each other
>it smells link mint everywhere
>ask the lady cop if she needs help
>"Nope I just called the ambulance, looks like these guys got into the mouthwash I just dumped it out on the ground"
>See the empty Store-brand mouth wash bottle on the ground
>Wish the lady cop well and continue on my way
You heard it here folks it's not just a steriotype
Nice.
In an abbo thread yestrrday we had a 70 year old Australian shitposter.
>Canada
>"Culture" not consisting of letting niggers cuck your wife and chinks taking your job
Stay salty.
Part 2
> about ten minutes from abbo camp
> dude pulls over for a slash, decides to check on the girl to make sure she's still breathing
> yep she's alive, not conscious but still alive
> suddenly gets an idea, 'yeah why not'
> puts hand under top, feels titties, not bad
> grabs the pussy, hand goes straight off, she's pissed herself
> decides fuck it
> gets her gear off, empties 20ltr can of emergency water on her in an effort to clean her up
> she wakes a little, looks right at him 'ngarrrunghallurruppingarrwadda' then goes back to sleep
Needless to say, with a clear view in every direction and no one around for miles. A nude drunk roughly cleaned up coon in the back of his ute he couldn't resist. Went to town on her. Said at one point while they were rooting she came too a bit, looked at him and wrapped her legs around him.
After he was done it was now dark, he sat there for a bit and she started waking up. He freaked out a little but she knew what had happened and was OK to go again. So he got stuck into her another time. This time was completely different. She was into it, and it was dark enough he could imagine she was white. Apparently she had skills like she'd been doing this her whole life. Which freaked him out a little. So after busting inside her again she got dressed. He drove her a couple of clicks to what he assumed was her camp. He wasnt sure because she either couldnt speak english, or that part of her brain was so drunk normal speech wasnt happening. She got out and stumbled home.
He said beautiful soft tasty little titties.
Sad, and a bit gross. But I would not be surprised if similar has happened all over rural parts.