Brit/pol/ - Nige-Trump Edition

No thread and I don't have a set of links.

>Report concludes that English people are the problem with integration of migrants, white flight doesn't exist
>theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

>Scotland's papers: Soldier shot and Trump takes the lead
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37844411

>Harry's girl is (almost) straight outta Compton
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3896180/Prince-Harry-s-girlfriend-actress-Meghan-Markles.html

Morality: hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

Feels: youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk
youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU
twitter.com/elian_fletcher/status/793593997293936642
vimeo.com/187307901
express.co.uk/news/uk/727850/Theresa-May-Viktor-Orban-Hungary-European-Union-Brexit-negotiations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3896180/Prince-Harry-s-girlfriend-actress-Meghan-Markles.html
vocaroo.com/i/s0STjsKyyD6u
twitter.com/AnonBabble

1rd for Jaffa Cakes

2nd for LITERALLY MAD

nigel trump dreamteam

FUCK FROGS

>Hehe user will you take us to the chippy with you?

theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

STOP WHITE FLIGHT GUYS. STAY IN YOUR CITY SHIT HOLES NEXT TO FRESH OFF THE BOATIES THAT DON'T KNOW LOCAL LAW, CULTURE, CUSTOMS OR THAT DON'T EVEN CARE.

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Nah, fuck that, move out to the countryside and let them rot in London.

>it's finally over

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you'll be destroyed if i tell you that she went full lesbian SJW

literally who

It's put in black and white for the govt. that the majority of people simply do not want to race-mix and will move home to avoid being around 3rd world immigrant cultures.

Govt.:"Get breeding you filthy plebs, or we will try to force you"
Sickening.

Meth, not even once.

If you could read, you'd see it's not the government, but some Jewish academics.

In before hurr, same thing. Not yet it isn't.

Kristen Stewart, twilight girl

youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU

I LONG FOR MY TIME TO COME

you couldn't tell me anything about her that i don't know, go away texas

Anyone else here having election parties next Tuesday?

What drugs you guys taking?

Skittles and orange juice

Asian girls are too pure for the chippie experience.
They wouldn't understand how stepping over a puddle of vomit to get served a newspaper cone full of scraps by Hajji at 3 in the morning is a spiritually uplifting experience.

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poppers

Top tier snacks mate.

gonna get fucked on some actimel lad

I'm only staying up if The Neil has a election special. Not just sitting here watching rolling news and shitposting.

If Brit/pol/ was a party what would our manifesto be?

>Andrew Neil and Katty Kay are live in Times Square, New York, as the race to be president of the United States reaches its dramatic conclusion. Emily Maitlis is at her giant touchscreen showing each and every result. Jeremy Vine is in a virtual Washington DC looking at how the night was won, how the campaign was lost, and the impact the decision will have on the years ahead. And a team of BBC correspondents, including Jon Sopel, Laura Trevelyan, Clive Myrie, Michelle Fleury and Rajini Vaidyanathan, have the latest news from campaign headquarters and crucial battleground states.

Ok yea I'm staying up.

i've got good news m8

twitter.com/elian_fletcher/status/793593997293936642

pakis out, waifus in

I daren't watch because I know I'll be sunk into a black depression if the bitch wins.
I mean, that'll depress me whatever I do, but if I devote a bunch of hours to following it minute-by-minute it'll depress me more.

>indyref
>4am
>results announced - snp btfo
>neil being smug, loads of banter
>salmond goes awol on a private jet
>top shitposting on brit/pol/

Election results with Dimbleby just aren't as good.

How do we know Karen isn't an Indian immigrant who runs a inconvenience store

she hasn't got one of those LEDs on her forehead

I thought she was a jap-anglo hybrid, making her the ultimate autistic island dweller.

Dimbleby is boring desu.
Neil > Dimbleby

Breakfast.

Waiting for a case of wine to arrive. How are we lads?

WELL I HAVE TO SAY

YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YOU?

>this is what britjaps look like

HNNNG with me brit/pol/

> wine
Pierre plz

vimeo.com/187307901 I think this should be required watching material for this thread.

Imagine that with Ireland, New Zealand and Singapore.

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED...

> could use my time out here to create beautiful Eurasian daughters
> but 50/50 chance of sireing a genetically dead-end hapa male
Talk about your goddam risk/reward situation

>Ireland
you ruined it

>forgetting someone?!

I'm sort of involved with a girl that looks just like her just a little tiny bit darker.

My ID keeps changing.

Family member is sending it as thanks for letting her live here for 2 months. Some whisky too I believe

>May to drive wedge between EU in meeting with Hungary’s Orban

express.co.uk/news/uk/727850/Theresa-May-Viktor-Orban-Hungary-European-Union-Brexit-negotiations

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3896180/Prince-Harry-s-girlfriend-actress-Meghan-Markles.html
Your royals are now official white trash.
Time to dump the monarchy.

>MFW we are the protagonist for WW3

Eh, it was them or Australia, but theirs is more of a continent.

This report is fundamentally flawed because it's counting just the race and not also the country of origin, so you can have white areas that are Polish and, apart from the people who don't ever go to these areas and have no idea what they're like but will pointlessly chime in that Poles are 'based' and 'they work hard in jobs we won't take', we know that these areas are essentially like a nigger or Paki ghetto.

r8 Karen the Kafir lads

wtf

PERFIDIOUS

kek harry the lad burgerland needs some lad culture

Expect her to die in suspicious circumstances if they even think about getting married

Im bored someone give me some ideas of what to photoshop with karen

Some old fucker gave my 3 year old neice a bottle of actimel when she was trick or treating on Monday.

Karen on a blacked.com picture

State subsidies to bring freddos, tazs and space raiders back their rightful price of 10p

karen vs argentina

gtfo karen will never be a coalburner

Soon you will have a pickaninny in line for the throne.
Seriously, you got rid of the EU - isn't about time you were a proper democracy?

How did I do?

vocaroo.com/i/s0STjsKyyD6u

>vocaroo
Stop posting this fucking bullshit you retard, this isn't reddit, get a fucking tripcode or fuck off

Shes a tourist magnet who wont use her power plus she is royal waifu

It's a recoding of my conversation with Nigel on LBC. I dropped "Can't barrage the Farrage" live on air.

Jesus christ you autistic faggot
Buy a fucking rope

Nah based Liz off the pair of them

The monarchy is part of history and tradition lad, why get rid of it? They don't have much influence anyway.

No.

noyce lad

pls back to facereddit

I've never been on reddit in my life, mate

>Nah based Liz off the pair of them
More late night high speed car wrecks - might be worth it!

>receptionist called in sick
>put an intern on the front desk
>3 phone calls directed to me instead of the manager already
And they wonder why I bully them

>Americans talking about 'proper democracy'
ayy

Maybe you should try it out, I really think you belong there

top kek

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>Soon you will have a pickaninny in line for the throne.

>bush, clinton, bush, obama, clinton, ...

Fill in the gap before you start talking about darkies in line for the throne.

fuck just kill the american one

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What is Harry doing dating a half-nig?

>isn't about time you were a proper democracy?
>this flag
>this topic

>What is Harry doing dating a half-nig?
They are trying to produce their own Obama

Hungary is pretty based tbqh.

>sort of involved

you mean you're stalking her

>white flight doesn't exist

my sister did a white flight
she lived near a city centre that was nearly all white when she moved there
then muslims started moving in and took over the area a street at a time
her street held out for a bit but there would be gangs of ghouls hanging around throwing rubbish around in the street and so on. especially on sundays and at easter and christmas etc
now she's moved out to a quieter suburb

If we got rid of the monarchy we may as well join the EU again desu. We'd end up being another generic European republic.

WHAT ABOUT THE LOW GRADE BANK CLERK OF POLLING

I like it, but I can feel the greasy pretence when you speak and it makes me uneasy.

(i.e. "I had some apprehensions" comes across as remarkably fake, like someone wearing a MAGA hat and Gestapo outfit interrupting the US presidential debate to say "Ah, I was a Tumblr SJW, but Mr. Trump''s last response has convinced me.")

>Jeremy Vine is in a virtual Washington DC
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GRAPH
LOOK AT IT YOU LITTLE SHIT

>White flight doesnt exist

A perfect example of a liberal elite saying what they think is true.
My family on my dads side are all cockneys who were originally from the east end of london and moved because of sudden influxes of gangs from Somalia. This is reality.
Also my dad has worked for BT for around fifteen years as an engineer so he goes to every area of London to fit phonelines and he knows more than anyone whats happened to it in the last two decades. He's probably the main thing that redpilled me.

Much easier to get airtime when you tell the switchboard lady you disagree.

What if somebody in my family borrows my computer and finds these folders.
>user...why do you have a folders full of Nigel Farage, Tony Blair and Jeremy Corbyn?
>Why do you have 100s of cartoon frogs?
>Who is Karen?

Would be embarrassing desu.

Nigel doesn't support Trump anymore after the tape leaks. He's a Hillbro now.

Do you think they let him out or is he permanently trapped in some virtual stats-based purgatory?

Also:

>no dimbles no party

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