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>it's a 'Riker goes mad playing a psychotropic video game and rapes Wesley in the access tunnels' episode

friendly reminder that klingons have double weeners

Who is Trekkie229?

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong!

Tilly eats so much she has her own mess hall formerly called cargo bay 4.
Tilly doesn't have moles. Those things on her face are glands full of sweat that can't reach escape velocity.
Tilly is so fat that they would never have to test her for founder infiltrator, because no one founder can make up that much mass.
Tilly is so fat, she's got more rolls than the Picard maneuver
Tilly is so fat, she sat in the back of an Argo and made it do a wheelie
Tilly is so fat that she sat on the sacred marketplace and lowered all the prices.
Tilly is so fat that Dukat wouldn't inseminate her
Tilly is so fat and her mole is so big that Burnham thought she was a Klingon at first
Tilly is so fat because they originally wanted to give the role to Amy Schumer
Tilly is so fat that she has to say 2 to beam up when she's alone
Tilly is so fat that Garak tried to take her measurements but the sizing scanner returned "to be continued".
Tilly is so fat that when she heard they would be travelling through a mycelial network she made sure to bring a spoon.
Tilly is so fat that even Riker wouldn't touch her with a 10 light year pole.
Tilly is so fat, her blood type is yamok sauce
Tilly is so fat that she has her own sector of space
Tilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into an omelet
Tilly is so fat that she doesn't explore the galaxy, the galaxy explores her
Tilly is so fat she was stationed on Regulus but her fat rolled over into Cardassian space
Tilly is so fat she tried to eat Data's emotion chip
Tilly is so fat she uses nanites to clean her butt crack
Tilly is so fat she tried to order a burger from the sonic shower
Tilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping apart
Tilly is so fat that Starfleet designated her mouth a blackhole
Tilly is so fat that two guys can fuck her at the same time and be on different planets

Remember when /std/ was supposed to be the next coming of Q?

go back to /std/ ya ginger knob!

LEAVE TILLY ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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