Why is hand lotion always synonymous with masturbation in hollywood films?
Why is hand lotion always synonymous with masturbation in hollywood films?
James Smith
Bentley Allen
Burgers don't have foreskin so they can't jack it any other way.
Levi Scott
americanos need to pay a licence fee in the form of hand lotion to wank
Charles Sanchez
oh fuck. i wonder how much the lotion companies are making if every male in the country has to keep buying lotion just to fap
Colton Baker
Amerifats had their dicks mutilated at birth for no reason
Michael Lewis
I also never understood the toilet paper sticking to your penis thing. But I guess that's if you can't cum normally and just wipe the foreskin.
Isaiah Miller
Shitty toilet paper falls apart easily and cum is super sticky.
Easton Kelly
I jerk it without lotion and im cut. In the small chance you arent memeing.
Alexander Bennett
you dont need to clean your cum with a towel if you still have a foreskin. you can just fold up your foreskin and trap the cum like nothing ever happened
Brody Morgan
Circumcision was invented by hand lotion companies in order to sell more hand lotion; product placement of 'Hand-Lotion needed to Masturbate' is part of the scheme.