Be american

>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>cant afford to save my life
>get thrown out

That's not how it works. They cannot turn you away. They will heal you and make you better; you'll just get a $10,000 bill in the mail a month later.

I actually have insurance, and I can see a doctor right away rather than waiting months to see a specialist. What's even better is that I pay less in premiums than you do in taxes for it.

your move

No it's even better. They save you without your consent and bill you for $80,000 worth of surgery and lock you into debt so bad that you wish you had just bled out on the pavement

$10k is a bargain.

I heard this too. How much is health insurance over there? I was fucking 1.7k monthly fees, that's isn't true right?

I pay 180 euro a month (one of the most expensive ones) and everything's included, even tooth implants but not the first 2 years. Rest is all included and you get to choose a hospital. How much would this cost over there?

>be European
>get lump on the side of your head
>get scheduled for a doctors visit in 6 months
>die from cancer before even setting foot in a hospital

saw*

>be british
>get stabbed
>go to hospital
>there are no empty beds and no unoccupied doctors because there are too many fucking people on this island
>bleed to death in the waiting room

Depends entirely on your insurance company, your coverage plan, and if you're covering family members.

My insurance is only $80 a month for full coverage and a copay but I'm also only covering only myself.

There is no one size fits all insurance in America and odds are anyone who bitches about it either bought shit insurance or a coverage plan that didn't cover what they needed.

Yeah no that's just you being triggered. Depending on the severity it could take up to 2 weeks, at least in the Netherlands. But half Germanfag here got family over there and it's even better there. Thorough and quick.

Can't speak for the rest of Europe but neither can you kid ;)

The American health care system actually wasn't bad before the ACA if you had a job. Cancer survival rates don't lie.

However, it definitely was a real problem that people without insurance would simply pile into the emergency room for treatment.

Hospitals can't refuse service. Before Obamacare they had to front the bill, now they don't have to because everyone paus for that obese spic who border hopped

It's like 300 a,month for me and my parents

What were those 1700$ obamacare fees then? 80$ is a good price

Since 2009 it's been illegal to not buy health insurance.

Not sure how you missed all that controversy. Still a big deal here.

>be british
>get stabbed
>go to hospital
>pajeet prescribes you paracetamol
>discharged

Obamacare is causing premiums to go up in price. Because everyone is forced to have care the nicer shit is becoming more expensive.

>be burger
>go to school
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get treated and survive
>get $10k debt in medical bills
>get job to pay debt
>get shot
>go to hospital, get treated and survive
>$20k total debt in medical bills
>added medical bills for physiotherapy so you can walk without sharting in the mart to excess
>$30k debt in medical bills
>can't afford rent
>end up homeless
>become addicted to drugs
>sell asshole on streets to make money to survive
>catch HIV
>get treated at hospital
>develop AIDS
>die
>family inherits $100k debt

Wew lad.

Murica, land of the free.

8.5/10
Kim agrees

>insurance, what is that?

LITERALLY HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

It is illegal to walk into a hospital with an emergency and be DENIED care.

>Be brazilian
>"I GOT SHOT HEUEHEUEHEU"
>call the ambulance
>There are no units avaible to help you
>die from blood loss just when they arrive after waiting for 2 hours

And? You still get the bill, right?

>be British
can't really imagine a worse fate than that.

Does anyone have the article where British women are leaving their men for rapefugees?

You mad butter toothed nigger?

You can't get kicked out or turned away.
You are supposed to haggle your price down just like the insurance company does.
You can just send them $10 a month until they get the idea and wipe the bill.

In exchange we get to provide the rest of the world with all our research and develop jobs/markets. Fuck off and try again Mehmet.

To have a service rendered?

Yes, that's how it works.

US Hospitals have billing departments that work out payment plans. I've paid $50/mo to pay off an emergency room visit.

>issue was made to be about denial of service which can't legally happen
>but you gotta pay for services rendered
Yes you have to pay but next time don't move the goalpost.

>be british
>free health care
>still dont see dentists

You can't inherit debt. The dead mans creditors take what they can get from his possessions and are out of the rest of the money.

>be South African
>get raped
>go to hospital
>wait for hours to get blood tests and ARV's
>have aids and at least two std's
>leave hospital to go home
>car stolen
>have to walk home
>get raped again

In what shit country can you be forced to inherit anything? You can decide not to give a shit about your relative who you may not even know and inherit nothing, but if he left behind a mansion and has 6 million in debt everything goes to paying debts before anyone in the family gets anything.

Our country would fucking stomp your country in a war. Lmfao the pound has nearly no fucking value fucking cunt.

Only if they know who you are. One of the reasons we are in this mess is because of all the illegals getting expensive treatments for injuries they get doing day labor jobs and not paying because they don't have insurance and don't give out their real identity/address.

True

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LOL

You'd have to find Britain in a map first you daft fat cunt.

>SHART

... you can't inherit debt you dumb faggot, if you could literally everyone would just borrow like crazy knowing when they died someone else would pick up the check.

Bitch keep talking shit even though our country beats you in nearly everything. Go brush your teeth unhygienic mongol child.

top bantz as always

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>implying USA doesn't know where our little European proxy state is

>free smells
>shart

my sides, you can't pick better spots for this

$150, single. Pays for nearly everything.

>be American
>wife is a nurse
>inna union
>whole family covered, $0 deductible, $5 copay
>makes good money too

Maybe this union thing isn't all bad. Marry a nurse if you can, lads. They tend to be qt's and take good care of you when you're not feeling good.

The nurse uniform is fun to take off, too iykwimaityd.

nice meme

"My dad can beat up your dad"

You can do better than that. Step up, nigga.

>yfw you find out she's getting fucked by all the doctor Chad's at her work.

There's a reason greys anatomy is a ridiculously popular show among women.

haha funny americcan doggie

Proxy?

lel.

You're our bastard son who went off the rails and now we watch on in bemused pity after ignoring your Kenyan president's instructions on how to vote in our EU referendum.

You're a nation of mongrels, school shootings and type 2 diabetes.

True story inbound, greentexted from sister in law's perspective
>be Canadian
>bleeding from vagoo, but not during normal time
>see doctor
>diagnosis: it's nothing, don't worry
>want to schedule 2nd opinion
>sure, wait 6 months
>don't want to wait
>call doctors in 'murrica
>schedule appointment with first one who has an opening next day
>go to appointment in 'murrica
>it's cancer
>gb2 Canada
>use cancer diagnosis to get appointment that week
>get uterus remove
>do Canadian Superiority Dance on Facebook because muh "free" healthcare, no further mention of murrican doctors

Lol, how are you going to get a head in life with that attitude?

>be Australian
>get bitten by deadly snek
>ride ambulance to hospital
>doctor saves me
>spend weekend in nice ward waited on by nurses, meals 3xday
>medicare covers it all