Why does Sup Forums hate canada so much?

why does Sup Forums hate canada so much?
we're literally the best country in the world.

name one thing wrong with canada (you cant)

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Trudeau is literally the greatest world leader right now.

be my ai gf

>name one thing wrong with canada (you cant)
literally you

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As big as it is there are like 4 major cities and the rest is nothing

Too many asians.

But Trudeau is certainly the best looking prime minister in the world at the minute... no homo

socialist country

Don't you have a dog you should be fucking

I live in that nothing, its p. gud here

I'd rather live in alaska if I wanted a land full of nothing and no one.

>we're literally the best country in the world.

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/01/20/these-are-the-worlds-best-countries-sorry-america-youre-number-4/

Even without ever having a real war (inb4 we wuz Allies'n shieeet) you country is still shit.

Quebecer here. We're alright
We wanted to seperate to keep shitskins out. We have our own culture.
Anglo Canada is nothing but cucks and sheeps

>they speak French
>they only still exist and havent been conquered because they're next to the US

You don't have free speech and you gun laws are retarded.

>a
>fucking
>LEAF

Hahaha sorry dude, but you're a leaf.

>White weeb chicks

no thanks

free speech and gun ownership are a privilege granted by the crown.

how many shootings have you had today, Juan?

Asians only live in Vancouver.

Bestiality's been legal in many of your states for decades now. Go get blacked by a dozen niggers, hypocrite.

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Weedman.

>be canadian
>be the whitest country in the americas

>be canadian
>be the straightest white country in americas (sorry 'murrica, we're 1.7% gay compared to your 3.6%)
>be the most Christian white country in the americas
>least drug addicts of any relevent American country
>smartest ranking country in the americas
>61% of the population didn't vote Trudeau (compared to america where trump will only win by 1-2%)
>highest white birthrates of any american country

the lack of free speech is pretty troubling

the human rights tribunal is fucking insane

our gun laws aren't as nice as some states but they are more lenient than most other countries

>name one thing wrong with canada

if they weren't so canadian, canada would be alright.

% of the population didn't vote Trudeau
How the fuck did you lot let him win then?

>triggered.jpg

and only french live in the east. I would like French Canada if they weren't so insistent on their language.

Three party system.

>and only french live in the east. I would like French Canada if they weren't so insistent on their language.
Wrong. Everything east of Quebec are Irish and Scottsmen who speak English. You can still find some gaelic speakers in Cape Breton and Newfoundland, too.

Canadians are Islam loving moose fuckers. Thats probably why we all hate you.

You are on of the few quality Canadian posters.
I'm at the 13th ep of nge btw

>We wanted to seperate to keep shitskins out.
Stop producing Prime Ministers that want to import them you fucking jew

3 major parties

then 8-9% gets split on the two fringe parties as well

what's even more shocking is the liberals still won what is a called a "majority government"

this basically means they have full fascist control of the country and can do almost anything with no opposition

historically canada's leadership has been mostly moderate and fairly lever headed, but under people like trudeau this system can have awful consequences

Pretty much. Historically, Canada's been fairly conservative until recently.

multicult hellhole

im out when im done with my degree. yet another white flight. enjoy your overtaxed enriched hellhole

The most exciting thing there is fishing.

Oh please he's "your" guy. His name sounds french but that's about it

those leaf girls are pretty hot desu

and havin a time b'y

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I'm from newfoundland, my grandmother spoke gaelic, kind of regret not learning it

I voted NDP

Gaelic in newfoundland is mostly a second language, though. people who spoke it as their mother tongue were thought to have died out a century ago.

Plenty of Newfies still claim there's a bunch of isolated villages with no boats or roads that have had next to no connect with the rest of newfoundland for the past 2 centuries that are dominantly gaelic speaking, but the government doesn't acknowledge them.

you make the worst posts.

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never forget

Literally EVERYTHING canadians post is a shitpost, no matter what. And to top it all off, you're inviting MORE muslims into our continent that we share.
Plus, you don't even share your Asian women with us, you selfish bastards. Give us some waifus, but please keep the muslims.

They actually did all that because they hate the Englsh. and only because they hate hte english. they still hate the english more than any other non-europeans.

Cutting off nose to spite face ist he french way.

we're trying to keep up with your muslim population desu, we're sitting at 1M muslims and you have a bountiful 9 million.

You're causing more of a problem, you canadian fuck. We don't want more muslims here. You are part of the problem.

>Isolated villages
>No contact for 200 years
Are you implying there are white lost tribes who never saw a helicopter in their lives with plenty of unsullied blonde pussy in Canada ? My God it's like cold Amazon forest. I want to get there and fuck their natives first, let's make an expedition anons !

Lurking here for about 1 year, seeing that im a newfag i have to ask myself, if in 1 year i never saw a quality post from Canada i could only imagine what kind of atrocious shitposting was done in this past by this fucking country.

you dont even know fellow bromanian

Less like tribes and more like gaelic people still living in 1800s irish-type lifestyles. It's mostly a rumour, though, with only slight bits of evidence they exist.

Fuck off dirty Albanian hobbos, your country is irrelevant, no one even thinks about you.

>name one thing wrong with canada
the behavior of your hockey representations in the past ...

It would be easier to start naming things that are right with Canada.
Much shorter list.

I have a friend from a small village you could only get to via boat, they still had electricity and running water and other modern amenities

looks like my trolling skills are still up to date with leafs

I'm not going to lie being a canuckistadian is pretty based, I'm sort of jelly of Americans because they can buy ARs at Walmart but I feel like Canada is the most live and let live country there is in the world currently

because for some reason every canadian I've ever met in dota is an obnoxious piece of shit

Tons of places in Newfoundland are like that, makes the island special.

>not cucked
Don't you have to register non restricted guns?

Lyrics from the song Virus by Deltron 3030.

Corrupt politicians with leaders and their keywords,
FBI and spies stealing bombs,
(precipitate?) their plans in their face and catch the fever.
Everybody loot the stores, get your canned goods.
Even space stations are having a hard time.
Peacekeepers seek to take our manhood,
Which results in a form of global apartheid.
Ghettos are trash dumps with gas pumps
exploded and burnt out since before the great union.
The last punks walk around like mass monks,
Ready to manipulate the database or break through 'em.
Human rights come in a hundredth place.
Mass production has always been number one.
New Earth has become a repugnant place,
So it's time to spread the fear that funded some.

>Claims to be the best country in the world
>Full of Muslims
>Run by a woman
No.

>literally 1/10th of the US Muslim population.

how many terrorist Islamic attacks have you had this year?

>weeb
Guess again my dude, it's even worse than that.