Can martial arts save the white race?

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That dojo's instructors should be ashamed of themselves.

Want a handicapped person to learn self defense, teach them how to use a taser because they can't hope to defend themselves like this.

He's handi-abled!

>partial-arts

Bring boxing back

We need to reignite our rivalry with the world.

> tfw getting partially punched

they still get paid

Who needs a taser? The kid's learning to throw ki balls.

America already dominates boxing.

Perfect, pick the most Mexican sport you can think of, that will save america

Hello how is life in 1992

had a hearty lol, cheers

What kind of a person would think it okay to issue a black belt to someone who can't even stand?

inb4 unscrupulous capitalist

Who?

Asian culture

kek

i'd imagine bjj would fuck up a lot of people

HEMA will save the white race.

>soccer
>beheadings

Deontay Wilder
Andre Ward
Mayweather

Before I read this post I wasn't very sure I was going to hell.

Thank you for clearing things up for me, user.

Obligatory
>partial arts
post

>BJJ
>fuck up a lot of people

That's just your imagination, lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4

sauce

Shame is the only facet of man that delineates him from the rest of the animals. When lost, an individual basically becomes a walking virus which promotes the erosion of shame at the societal level.

Degeneracy is literally a cancer which corrupts civilization.

jesus christ how is this thing even fucking tolerated with normal people around and nobody laughing?

its like
i call myself to be a professional pianist, and go to an auditorium and tell them that i will play Chopin's Nocturne, and everyone claps and then go dead silent. as I walk to the grand piano in complete darkness, i take a deep breath, pull down my pants and i just start slapping my cock all over the keyboard for 10 minutes, then take a bow and everyone gives me an standing ovation and infinite claps

that's that webm summarized

>the LARPers in the bakground

Top teir.

his coach of personal growth have a sense of humor.

Great boxers but why don't you go check the wba rankings, usa does not dominate

it's not always about self defense, in this case I'm sure it's about the lifestyle and self discipline

and making money of course

doesnt realy look like he has any sort of hand control

HA!

I sat laughing at this webm for like three minutes. That's pretty great.

But

>Can martial arts save the white race?

No, that is dumb. You may as well just let the nigger cuck you if you are going to try copying asian culture to save the white race.

Kek'ed and checked.

youtube.com/watch?v=SaXU8_soOBQ

he actually gets some kills here not bad

let me say this in a language I know you'll understand:

滾回去拉 你他媽的葉子

>american football
>rapes
>wife beatings
>kids beating
>murders

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all pussies

boxing's best faded in the 80's

>all martial arts are asian

why is this allowed

>3:32

Somewhere in Europe, a footballer just fell in love with that woman.

is....is this real? they cant be serious with this shit.

>me no speke engrish

Honestly I'd run

Dude's probably got some sharingan psychic technique

ridiculous

I have mixed feelings about this...

Nice one

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If he started making these weird movements in front of me I'd start laughing and then feel immense pity and just leave him be and go rob someone else.

When the uki's walked on to the mat I thought he was gonna do some circle of the dragon and I just about died

I feel sorry for the other kids

>Retard
>"What the fuck did you just call me?"
>A retard
>"That's it, champ"
>Proceed to get the shit kicked out of you, yoda style
>"Go on. What do you have to say now, fuckface"
>I may have got my ass kicked, but you are still a retard

GJ stealing this joke bud

Why do you think he's a retard? His only apparent disability is physical

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I will do what I must

in my last tournament I choked out a muslim, he let out a scream as I locked him down, then went limp. I stood up, and he flopped to his belly snoring for about 30 seconds before he was revived with no idea where he was or how he got there

his wife was in his corner looking head on while it happened

Stolen or not, it doesn't make the joke worse

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He is Canadian.

>his wife was in his corner looking head on while it happened

You should've fucked her afterwards.

clearly they told him he won't defend himself like that you jackass, he's just doing it as a hobby and for fun

BJJ or MMA?

How do you know he won't defend himself like that?

Someone with black humor.

is that how islam works? by defeating a man in mutual combat does ownership of his harem then transfer to you?
(((Jitsu)))

Baseball bat, his corner fucked him by not identifying the hand position, I opened my guard on one side to bait him into a pass and he took it like a fucking fish, as soon as he stepped over I rolled like a motherfucker and locked that shit in

Or Judo or Sambo or Vale Tudo or Luta Livre or...

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=tYyC_35rbcg

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Shit thread. You clearly just wanted to post that gif

dem comments about him being a "specialist in unarmed combat"

I love that she uses an open hand rather than a fist.
Looks like she wants to shake his hand and then awkwardly turns it into some kind of defensive position.

>is that how islam works? by defeating a man in mutual combat does ownership of his harem then transfer to you?
No, but I'm sure she was wet from seeing you dominate her man.

And he would have a great case in Shariah law to stone her to death for adultery, which would kill the muzzie baby factory.

Look, he clearly looks like he thinks he knows what hes doing. A man does not just fly around like that without thinking that he knows what hes doing. He probably would try to defend himself like that and wind up rolling around like a barrel into traffic and shit. If i was one of the instructors i would just be going along with it for shits and giggles.

Come on now. Chances are it's BJJ or MMA.

Which belt are you?

No, but marital arts can.

>They can get legal prostitutes to give them therapy.
(they=the crippled people)
youtu.be/TVfIr_uM5zk

>Deontay Wilder
Isn't a good boxer just freakishly big and stong. Doesn't really belong on this list.
>Andre Ward
Great fighter amazing skills can't wait for the kovalev fight.
>Mayweather
TBE smartest boxer ever in the ring.

Judo is way more widespread and who knows about those spic martial arts in the US.

>tazer
you have the wrong flag nigger faggot.

Pretending he can do the moves is one thing, the roundhouse kick here actually looked like something, but those 'fights' are just a mockery.

Everyone can get a legal prostitute, whats your point?
Or do you mean they get them for free?

so I have a black belt in goju karate, which is striking and japanese jujitsu, and have been doing that for many years.
since I was unranked in bjj I competed in white belt, which in retrospect was unfair, and not that I meant to but I basically sandbagged the fuck out of guys that have been doing this for like 6 months.
Not my fault though, ibjjf requires you to register with a bjj academy and I don't hold rank in one, I would have done a higher belt level if I was permitted to.

>i just start slapping my cock all over the keyboard for 10 minutes
I was expecting something nonsensical but was not expecting this.

He might have a chance at headbutting someone's crotch if he got extremely lucky but he can't even do that because he's too fat to "jump".

Jiu jitsu is more popular than Judo in many parts of the western world

Judo, what a joke.

signature move: unarmed punch

How to save the white race:

>force a nuclear war with russia
>turn the entirety of white america and europe into a nuclear wasteland where the last strands of white people live like FoTN/madmax faggots
>import katanas from japan, let the nips teach white people the way of the samurai and honour
>whites rebuild civilization following the feudal japanese way
>white people become the best race in the world
>centuries later white anime is a thing

It has chokes, which was the relevant part to the discussion.

you forgot
>whites rebuild civilization following the feudal japanese way
>whites go to other countries and spear nigger babies with bayonets
>whites rape jewish women to death
>whites build bonfires around the world and genocide every nonwhite in existence (except the honourabru japs)
>decades later we take Mars

I didn't get this at first, then I realized I'm American.

Kek, I didn't get it until you got it, I thought "footballer" was some kind of rugby term. Stupid europeon sports

Self Defense doesnt have to originate in Asian cultures.

Something to think about.

>Hideo Kojima in the background as the Chosen Undead

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Absolutely

Holy shit that dude is a beast to be that old. He looks like Hercules, just a bit shorter.

i wonder what the cow did to deserve that, he probably chatted some shit and got banged

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why bully a baby cow