ITT WE GUESS THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES

586-3441-8990-7676

1234

111112

This.

1776

"FIRE LE MISSILES!"

(only valid in french dialect)

delet this

password

'password'

HELLA

HELL-UH!

*slow claps*

F*CKIN'!

*tips fedora*

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC BACON NARWHAL HELLA xDDDDD

8679309

0675309

31337

1234567890

Those first seven numbers are literally my phone number (minus area code)

That's weird

00000000

MY81G8L4CKC0CK

pa$$word

>there's no code
>it's just a red button behind a glass lid
>labeled "DO NOT PRESS"

12345678910111213
Its so obvious its completely infallible

Only a fool would guess these numbers and heads of state arent fools so we are safe

95738268

DELET THIS

1111-1111-1111-1111

admin
password

0000-0000-0000-0000

Related

5318008

Zero Zero Zero Destruct Zero

That's what they used to be so that our operators could easily fire the nukes without worrying about forgetting the codes.

Ah, good times.

Now our fucking corrupt Clinton Incorporated witch blurts out our actual response time live on air.

867-5309

2016

a moron would have on his luggage

FBI FBI DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

These quads

abc123

washington1776

I think you and I are the only ones old enough to remember that.

DELET THIS

NOW
NOW
NOW

NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOYIM

benis :D :D

8675309

Even if someone had the (((codes))) where would one input these (((codes))) to actually launch anything? It's not like you could just look up the phone number of a sub or cruiser and phone the captain with the codes for them to launch their payload.

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

1-1-1-ummmmm-1

N1GGERS

00000000 is actually the password reset code XD

I don't know, but I'd wager it ends in repeating digits like this post

password123

admin
admin

5...4....3....2.....1...... .SHIIIIIIEET! (current presidential cycle)

It's not a numerical code

>People thinking it's complicated shit
Guys the sole protection of the system is aimed at prevention of brute force attempts to decode it, they don't need to make it harder than 2222 3333 4444 1111

DLG2209TVX

4-8-15-16-23-42

7355608

Our president is injected with NANOMACHINES immediately after the oath, which allows them to telepathically open up terminal in which they can 'sudo' a launch, whenever necessary.

1 1 1 uh... 1!

7355608

You beat me to it, shit.

80085

>russian guy asking where to input nuke codes.
you guys never change do you.

bigtiddies&@$$

2

OPE

1488

>8675309
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8818

I love you top secret kek
>Ibn4 youngfags, newfags, and unculturedfags ask what it means

srs tho, it's definitely like a file a gigabyte large full of just random data

>not a pen the president keeps in his pocket at all times
One click. All the nukes.

54321

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FOXTROT FLASH, DO NOT ANSWER
FOXTROT FLASH, DO NOT ANSWER
FOXTROT FLASH, DO NOT ANSWER
FOXTROT FLASH, DO NOT ANSWER

QUEBEC, CHARLIE, LIMA, TANGO,
SIERRA, NOVEMBER, WHISKEY,
GOLF, 5-9

I SAY AGAIN

QUEBEC, CHARLIE, LIMA, TANGO,
SIERRA, NOVEMBER, WHISKEY,
GOLF, 5-9

ANDREWS OUT

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1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6

LOCK!

4 8 15 16 23 42

today swede was not a faggot

123456

that's the kind of code an idiot would have on his luggage

D-did you just paste a GPG key or something?

Good guess, you were one "Lima" off though
>t. Echo Zulu Niner

80085

way too short

admin
password

ALPHA
NINER
TANGO
FIVE
THREE
FOXTROT
ONE
ONE
ZETA
WISKEY


AUTHORIZATION CODE

INDIGO
MANGO
NEBRASKA
EDISON
EDISON
DAKOTA
WISKEY

Get off your fucking high horses and stop acting like this is the most obscure shit ever

Did you know that if you generated infinite strings of length 0 - infinite using characters from all alphabets, symbols, numbers, etc then infinite of those strings would be the correct nuclear launch codes?

our nuclear code is 8 numerals

And for 20 years it was 00000000

We were afraid the white house would get nuked and we wouldn't be able to launch so everyone at a silo had FULL control over their nuke.

Things have changed, but never underestimate stupidity.

514-2223-5678-0042

Excuse me for a moment.

trotsky lenin vodka suka blyad shluha frunze stalin govno parasha

oops

Autism digits for the retard who thinks hes smart

p@w0rd

admin

11A-11A2B-1B2B3-0000

My post number is code kek wills it

>Bootyblasted uncultured swinefags
Sorry, no I won't let you in on the secret stay mad cucks

3 dubs in row

696969

We have to go back

In the 90's under clinton it was 0000 also they lost the code suitcase for 6+mo

>labeled "DO NOT PRESS"
Pfff, our says "PUSH IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, FAGGIT"

I had that happen, my phone number (minus area code) is brought up in Requiem for a Dream. I was on acid first time I watched it and I flipped out.