ITT your country's greatest achievements

ITT your country's greatest achievements.

>invented dish draining closet
>made good phones
>meme superpower
>killed a bunch of russians

>freedom
>cheeseburgers
>kept the niggers at the plow for 300 years

We make excellent wool sweaters

the power to level any country in the world with the press of a button

HAHAHAHAH
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
HAHAHAHAHAH

Poutine and tolerance. That is all.

angry birds and nokia based economy :DDD and sauna x--DDDDDD

stop being modest m8
pic related is your greatest achievement

>Built largest empire the world has ever seen.
>Started the industrial revolution.
>Spread language, culture, and ideas to every continent.
>Killed lots of niggers with maxim guns.
>Have cool flag.

We jammed a spigot in a tree and boiled the sap

the cheese slicer....

But that's not you, that's Russia.
The US doesn't have a nuclear arsenal to level Russia
Russia has

Killing ourselves with tolerance and shitty furniture.

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Bell was canadian

>the press of a button
No.

Where's Romania on your pic ?

Finland achieved more in one meme than most countries achieve in thousands of years.

>becoming nordic

Put the Argentines firmly in their rightful place without resorting to nukes.

Schäuferle and Bratwurst. Also Cars and stuff.

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fine, a call, a turn of 2 keys and a press of a button

6 trillion

>Oral contraceptives
>HPV vaccine
>Color tv
>Tamales & Burritos

>country's greatest achievements

Daily reminder that nationalism and pride in nation state...

>is blue-pilled
>came into being with the """"Enlightenment"""" and especially the French Revolution
>is a modern conception
>is unnatural
>should not be as important as loyalty and pride for kin/folk
>is becoming increasingly ridiculous and dangerous, as it loses all ethnic meaning (especially in 60% white USA)

Proved the world that dictatorship can work

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you're god damn right

Hmmm... pretty good, but I'd still say our dish draining closet is the winner.

>leaving a job unfinished
Back to work Hans.

Minecraft

Thas rite, we will get our Empire back soon and our memes are so good we can fight with them

>food that gives white people explosive diarrhea

Nationalism is a natural consequence of what you find important.
Stop being retarded.

Greatest achievments
>Having UK as our father
>Joining UK in both world wars (even though it was garbage time)
>Invention of Iced Tea

standing up to ((them)) - 90 years before the rest of europe

Rome already did that millienia ago

hill's hoist desu

Every achievement of civilisation post 18th century has its roots in GREAT Britain or (most likely) directly stems from here.

You nigs really do make excellent wool sweaters. I bought a lopapeysa when I last visited Reyjavik.

And Brennivín! Don't forget that. I miss it. It's very hard to get here, only a few stores sell it.

Oh and Skyr too. I don't think you can even buy it anywhere here.

I'm going to Poland this year for my vacation, other wise I'd go back, but I've been to Iceland too many times now.

One of our boomers is enough to knock any country on the planet back into the stone age. We have 14 that carry SLBMs.

>le cut inside man

>HPV vaccine
A fucking scot in a shitposter lab discovered it
Search up "Ian Frazer"

You don't really believe that, do you?

>living proof that Magellan didnt sail the world fully
>Most powerful race
>GOAT Boxer Manny Pacquiao
>The only nation right now to actively tries to maintain peace by preventing WWIII between US and China on the Pacific Front

>Moctezuma's Revenge
That is because you guys jump into the spicy shit head in (also, you are not used to the local bacteria).
Try traditional sweet tamales (filled with fruit) or chile relleno burritos, which are some of the least spicy fillings.

They have skyr at whole foods or other natural food stores.
Kefir > skyr though

We invented hockey, baseball and basketball

In chemistry and physics Germany has always had an edge over Britain though. Haber-Bosch, Quantum physics, etc. are all essential to modern civilization

Took and occupied Moscow.

we fended off the roach infestation of a few hundred years

Constantly cucking Germany through the ages

Hid Hitler's cyborg clone army from the world for literally 80 years then activated it and killed every single jew on earth

Just found out I'm mostly Finnish and it explains my love for finns, spurdo, and snow
Tell me about my homeland pls
I'm gonna take Finnish next semester
Would you accept me :DDDDD

He's not wrong, for the most part.
Remember Great Britain saved Western Civilization twice in 40 years.

Really good fighters, great Alcohol, and taking stalinism to such an extreme Mao doesn't even speak to us. Also first official Atheist State, Ruled Egypt, and we like tobacco

Surviving the Anglo trying his darndest for hundreds of years to exterminate our race.

I don't think beheading is considered an oral contraceptive.

Wew lad, that just ... plain scary.
I sure hope you're joking.

The tricolor flag

Not letting Europe get completely shafted by Islam?

As a question for Britbongs, how come you never managed to shoot down the towel tops. Nevermind niggers in a loincloth chucking a fucking spear.

Everything the Chinese and Japanese claim to have done we've done it FIRST!

I'm Corean in America btw

ask the anzacs of gallipoli

But we were allies till the end of the 19th century. And you still have Germans as your monarchs.

This is why I partition people.

Jesus

Domesticated Potatoes
Domesticated Peanuts
Domesticated Tomato
Domesticated Coffee
Rocket Propulsion System
Punk

Army

Freedomburger

I guess plumbing?

Objectively true.

literally everything your "country" has """done""" was done for you by japan and america

> Invented modern society... 2500 years ago
> Re-invented modern society... 600 years ago
> Telephone, Radio, personal computer and other good-tier inventions
> pasta, pizza and, of course, mafia

Bestest weapons
Bestest nukes
Bestest women
Bestest communism
S+ eurocucks removers
Biggest amounts of clay

"Hovhannes Adamyan" - B&W TV, Color TV, first video player.
"Alexander Kemurdzhian" - the first rovers to explore another world; pioneering scientist in the space flight program of the Soviet Union
"Raymond Vahan Damadian" - inventor of the first MRS
"Varazdat Kazanjian" - father and pioneer of plastic surgery

As a nation we were the first state to accept christianity as the state religion and spread it in Europe. Sup Forums would have nothing to fight for if it wasn't the case
First of all your pic is not true
Second of all Russian nuclear tech is much more advanced than the American ones and you surely know it.

But you took him away as well didn't you, you cunts?

Gave you shit that we didn't really give you.
Typical kike.

And you wonder why everoyne hates you?

>killed a bunch of russians
>a good thing
Wew

It's okay, my Frank friend. The hardest step in acceptance of this fact is letting go of any false faith one puts in nationalism to recognize why Britain is Great and why the whole world has benefited from it.
It takes time though, and I don't want to rush you into something you're not ready to accept.
France is a wonderful place.

Why is my meme different from yours wtf.

yeah, were you wearing them when you thieved our cod?

>Cites the 2001 stats

You know russia practically doubled this number in past few years right?

So fat and wealthy people call it a problem.

Became a great example of a direction a nation should never take

wifi

We made all the beaners that annoy u

Managed to surprise and disgruntle economists with an eight decades long declining

>First successful heart transplant
>Pratley steel putty
>Creepy krawly pool cleaner
>Almost rid africa of niggers

WE CONQUERED THE OCEAN

>Sweden saved the entire white race through self sacrifice
If you think about it this way then Sweden is as based as a country could be

Your incompetence lead to WW2 which lead to a bunch of cool shit.

I guess that's an achievement.

tea

Yeah but we're a close second

You do realize that educating yourself using uk.wikipedia.com/british_inventions is probably not enough to get the big picture right?

UK biggest achievement, before even the nazis, is probably nation-wide blind-nationalism propaganda.
I'm in awe.

>dynamite
>many advances in chemistry
>Finland
>binomial nomenclature

Hubris

>Our
Its not yours and never was pussy

Wait, Kreepy Krauly is a South African invention?

Kill yourself libertarian, you don't belong on Sup Forums

>The US doesn't have a nuclear arsenal to level Russia
Yes we do, we have always had more

Yup, we have the weirdest ideas sometimes man.