THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!
THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!
Nicholas Hill
Ian Moore
YOU LITTLE GREEN SHIT
Jason Powell
tl;dr lol
Henry Mitchell
we finally have it in high def
Elijah Rogers
>I'm going to burn the sacred Jedi texts
>Do it first I will
*thunderclap*
NO THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS
Kayden Evans
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Caleb Johnson
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Noah Gray
>people still didn't recognize that Rey saved the texts
Carson Torres
>NO YODA, NOOOOOO
Christopher Flores
...
Lucas Rivera
...
Xavier Lopez
*stole
Logan Moore
>people
>Sup Forums
Pick one
Oliver Myers
proof or bust
Ian Perry
*borrowed
She'll be back after she reads that the mirror cave is a portal to The World Between Worlds.
Easton Martinez
THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!
Matthew Bailey
they were literally in the Millenium Falcon
Adam Mitchell
Finn touches them when he gets a blanket for Rose.
Ethan Ortiz
kek
Cameron Parker
>The texts are gone so it's five to burn down this temple
Isaiah Hall
The temple is the cave with the mosaic floor and the stone altar.. The dead tree was a dead tree.
Andrew Torres
So on a meta level this scene was Rian Johnson telling Star Wars fans "fuck your old timey bullshit, it's time for the new", despite this new trilogy being literally nothing but a nostalgic retread of that sameold timey bullshit
Angel Stewart
Why did they store THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS! in a tree? Think of the mold, you bitch!
Christian Torres
it's funnier in low def
Ryan Scott
Disney was too fucking retarded to make them holocrons.
Isaiah Anderson
>after spending literally 100s of years fighting the sith yoda destroyed the last chance of good winning because he just doesn't care anymore
David Brown
you know Luke don't know it right?
Ryder Peterson
Any Rey's brapbox shots?
Alexander Ortiz
Kill yourself
Nicholas Anderson
>the message of destroying tradition and past knowledge for the sake of the progressive future is okay because the representation of the progressive future is a dirty theif
fucking nihilists
Blake Wilson
emperor palpatine?
Levi Williams
The series you like sucks, so Im going to ignore everything you like about it and make it worse, thus somehow improving it.- rian johnson
Joshua Sullivan
But user, page turners they were not.
Angel Hill
i get it
Cameron Martinez
Thank goodness for that, because at the time it was really fucking creepy to me that they were basically going "Yeah all that old shit is garbage, lol, all you need are Rey and Disney to tell you what's good old man"
Kayden Martinez
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Juan James
>I'M LUKE AND I'M FUCKING CRAZY I'M GOING TO BURN THE TEXTS FOR NO REASON
>you shall not t.Yoda
>Oh I see
>*yoda burns the texts*
>WTF YOU GREEN SHIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT THOSE WERE THE TEXTS I WAS GOING TO BURN MYSELF A MINUTE AGO
>worry not young Luke, Marey Sue has them ;^)
Star Wars is dead
Joseph Collins
>sacred jedi texts
>supreme leader
>resistance
>first order
Such generic and uncreative names. Lucas would do better than this.
Josiah Flores
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Leo Stewart
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Kayden Cooper
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Wyatt Hall
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Blake Rogers
Wtf I thought only nazis burned books
Kayden Richardson
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Jayden Ward
Good, let it all burn.
Austin Cruz
>implying I even gave a fuck about them in the first place
Entire flick was trash, the inclusion of these random texts was one bad idea among dozens.
Blake Allen
TLJ is so profoundly stupid and contradictory on so many levels it's actually impressive
It makes pic related look tight as a drum in comparison
Jayden Jones
WAKEY WAKEY
Gabriel Powell
There is so much wrong with this movie that you cant even list it all in one post.
Andrew Miller
I'm dead
Asher Ross
THE SACRED JEDI TEXTHS
it sounds funnier in a lisp