Jon stewart: Trump likely to be our next president

Dems really are in full panic mode, here is footage from his recent stand-up where he states he thinks Donald Trump will be the next president ... '''Given the the FBI's preference'''.

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happens at 3:09

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Anyone else used to like this guy? Why has he turned in such a political hack.

yeah...when i was 14

wtf I hate anti-Semitic Trump now

this

Pretty funny video, would actually like to see Trump vs Stewart debate, but i can see Stewart just making funny faces if he starts to lose, hate it when he does that

I really liked the way he mocked fox news, i mean every reasonable conservative should agree on that.

>Trump
>anti-Semitic

Wew lad. Trump is a cryptojew

jon stewart is great, he woke me up to the jewish conspiracy, it wasnt until i watched the daily show that i realized jews use the media to brainwash the popluation

We were all 14 once. thus we all have experienced this kind of betrayal.

>'''Given the the FBI's preference'''.
Given the criminal behavior of the candidate

Every time that some liberal fag tries to convince me that Trump is bad i end up liking him even more kek

>thinking Trump's twitter shitposts makes him unlikeable

Trump exposed him.

We were united in our hatred of Bush, but our values were different so once Obama got elected the schism was clear.

>aww poor little trump is mad that the election is "rigged" hahaha whatever you say trump!
>oh god I can't believe the FBI is trying to rig this election with Russia, this has to be stopped now!

When was he not?

Shhh, let them keep thinking trump is a kike puppet just because he acts like one to get elected.

Yeah definitely the FBI, couldn't possibly because of the cost of health care doubling for a huge amount of people.

i loled. good to see jon do a little comedy, if even for only 5 minutes.

I started watching him some time late 2000s. I really like how much he ripped on neocons and fox news. Then towards the end of his tenure he got ultra SJWy with the white privilege shit and that kind of ruined it for me

KEK

All this hype is designed to get people to vote, vote against the FBI.

Angry Jew stops pretending hes joking to attack successful businessman who didnt need his NYSE COO brother to curry favor at movie studios to become successful.

Desperately need that Goebbels quote right now.

This. He's been doing that shit since around 1999 and he used to actually be kinda funny. But once you're older than 16 you start to realize he's a retarded jew faggot

I remember a day when he said he we shouldn't do a knee jerk reaction and seek to limit the freedom of owning guns. Zoom to a decade later and he's preaching about gun control.

That ruined him for me.

It's hilarious how liberals were all lauding Comey months ago, after he let Hillary off the hook. They said he was impartial and professional.

Now they think he's literally Hitler for investigating someone for a crime that they almost certainly committed.

I accept that some people will hate and ridicule Trump, that is their right (even if they have been forced down that path by the news they consume)
It is the people who support Hillary that I despise and I don't know if he supports the corrupt cunt, so won't judge him just yet

Is there seriously not a SINGLE liberal who could understand that a majority of voting Americans don't want their corrupt, sociopathic crusty old shrew of a candidate as their president? Is it really that fucking hard to understand?

They're just trying to rally Hillary supporters.

He stood up for Ron Paul and attacked Bush, but in hindsight those were easy targets.

If you're watching this, and you somehow glean that Jon Stewart is "panicking" because he actually thinks that, you're the only one in "panic mode."

It wasn't a secret. You can't "expose" something that's already common knowledge. JS has been doing jokes about his being Jewish as long as he's been a comedian.

Is there seriously not a SINGLE conservative who could understand that a majority of voting Americans don't want their corrupt, sociopathic crusty old demagogue of a candidate as their president? Is it really that fucking hard to understand?

Jon's never been the same since he came back from directing his movie. He's so salty now, definitely not the funny "I'm just a comedian" guy he was in the old days.

He is just scaring people into voting against him.

Nice title OP. At no point did Stewart say that Trump was "likely" to be our next president. Misleading headlines like this is part of the problem around here and why most of the content posted is so easily dismissed. You can do better next time, just don't be a sensationalist faggot and you might be ok.

Is there seriously not a SINGLE conservative who could understand that a majority of voting Americans don't want their corrupt, sociopathic crusty old demagogue of a candidate as their president? Is it really that fucking hard to understand?

We were young and politicially uninformed. He also use to not be as overtly kikey

He is a jew

This is a scam.

They're trying to make Trump supporters complacent and Killary supporters worried and more motivated to vote.

>their

Clinton is technically a Democrat, user.

Comey probably found and defused the bomb the Clintons put in his basement or something.

Just bring up those quotes about his integrity every time they whine.

>corrupt, sociopathic crusty old demagogue of a candidate

sounds like both candidates to me

>corrupt, sociopathic crusty old demagogue of a candidate
but thats what Hillary is. Trump is more of a narcissist then a sociopath and i rather have a narcissist then a sociopath

I literally cant stop getting dubs

What did CTR mean by this?

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Trump should win. FBI investigating Hillary over a child sex slavery ring.

liberal here

i understand it :)

nice lose faggot


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Put your money where your mouth is faggot OP.

I'll put $10,000 on Hillary. Do you believe enough to pony up for Trump?

When Trump loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Sup Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that Hillary is a literal criminal, that she's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill's rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Hillary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of Sup Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

>I feel like Trump might just be running for president so he can stop people from making fun of him xD

I would've said something like this when I was 14...

this made me rock hard desu

wanna brofap together?

jesus christ do these people listen to themselves they think their opinions go above the law

>Given the the FBI's preference
What did the FBi and the NYPD find in Huma's PC that made them so determind to catch Clinton?

brothers in memes

I liked him in big daddy when i was 8. Thats it

Blackmail, probably. I'm not kidding. He's always been a political commentator, and a political asshole, but his views used to be at least well-supported, and he could be funny. He's kiked out to the max now. Could just be fear of losing the librul advantage, but as a comedian he should be frothing with joy. Either he lost his sense of humor OR he's being pushed. He retired for reasons, that's for sure. Not old, in the prime of his career--what's up with him? Serious question; the answer might be interesting. I don't take him for a kiddie diddler, but maaaaybe.....he got a little too close to the Clinton's party lifestyle.

>Given the the FBI's preference
That damn FBI. Preferring to investigate criminals.

I hope they cancel The Daily Show after Trump wins. Obviously they haven't done their job. Add Last Week Tonight and Full Frontal to the pyre while we're at it.

im a conservative and im not voting for clinton

>FBI's "preference"

I guess they "prefer" a non criminal to a criminal yes

Adding, I think he's also perhaps known from the very beginning how this election would go. He is very smart, regardless of what I think of his politics, and he's a powerful insider, or was. I suspect he knew--all of it, or most of it--and retired in disgust because he knew this election would give him a fucking hernia if he tried to stick it out. As a far leftie he legit hates Trump and conservatives, but he has to be enraged at the Democratic Party for playing all of this so incredibly badly. He's deflected a lot of his rage onto conservatives because he didn't want to openly break ranks with his precious Dems. He knew if he kept trying to perform regularly in front of the public, he would at some point lose his shit and rip into Wasserman-Schultz, the Clintons, et al. So he stalked off in a huff.

Honestly, they're fools for not listening to him. Their loss.

Can't the FBI overpower these people?

FBI are trained hard ass mofos with guns... the people calling them out are SJWs, media personalities and Clinton people. Harry Reid is probably the toughest guy calling them out right now.

Can't the FBI just rush in and massacre everybody?

Because he used to criticize Bush, Mr. Skull and Bones, Flase Flag in Chief.
He rolled over when Obama was elected, that is why no one likes him now.

I liked him the first couple of times I watched him - after the third or fourth time his shtick gets old

suck a fucking hack - and hardly a real comedian

Why is Trump so goddamn autistic?

>when you get called a pussy by the fucking president

I dont think an insult gets much worse than that. That's like jesus calling your mom a whore.

Do they write that in a history book?
>the 45th president of the united states famously rebuked one of his detractors by calling him a pussy.

Are you retarded? Those are comedy shows.

The FBI needs a purge. It's gone far too partisan for its own good. There was no reason for Comey to write a letter to Congress announcing the restart of the investigation. He could have (and should have) informed them in a private meeting behind closed doors for the sake of not interfering with this election.

Now we have to tear Trump down to below Hillary's level by proving he raped a 13-year old multiple times and rub that in the public's faces. We also have to call you out for every single bad thing your supporters do and show the world what a Trump America would look like. You shoot cops. You burn churches. You attack immigrant families.

Keep it up, Trumplets. The more things you do in the name of your "God-emperor", the better it is for us. Hillary may not win the popular vote, but she will carry the electoral college by a country mile.

Tell liberals that.

> Clinton commit crimes
>"given the fbi's preference"

I am one.

He told Americans "Your country does not belong to you"

I'll never forget him going on Crossfire in 2004 and spewing his leftist rhetoric. That's when I first realized what they really were. Until then, it was kind of a joke.

There's no evidence to suggest that Hillary Clinton has ever committed a crime.

tucker carlson is a total douche tho he was right about that

All three get terrible ratings because we're sick of their liberal propaganda.

I liked him when he was bashing Bush and the hypocritical/corrupt republicans.

I assumed he was genuinely non-establishment and cared about people. After I saw how he sucked up to Obama/Hillary I now realize that he was just a pro-democrat shill all along.

Same goes for most of the comedian/political commentator types. At least based Burr isn't a hillshill yet

>
Thank you for correcting the record.

Terrible ratings? They all have amazing critical reception and multiple awards. And what you call "liberal propaganda" is just the truth, because they actually do their research and have advanced reasoning skills, unlike many Trump supporters.

I had my doubts but now i see the truth. Thanks user

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>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Obama has a Nobel peace prize.

>voting for a retard who gets baited by comedians on twitter
>b-but hilldabeast will start ww3, nukes r safe with the god emperor!

Drumpflets lmao

Obama is also the best president since JFK.

Ya, I remember. He got it just for being a black president.

Even I don't like John Leibowitz, and love/voting for Trump. But the audacity of how out of the blue and petty this tweet battle is has me rolling.

I really love the fact that Sup Forums has almost completely ruined twitter for normies

Screencap this

Actually, it was "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples".

I'm starting to feel like this sudden shift in liberal media is all a counter psyop to lead lazy liberals voted to believe that trump has a chance at winning.

What do you think is a more motivated group of lazy ass millennials, Hispanics, and Blacks? A group that believes Hillary is going to win or a group that thinks there is a real chance Trump will win.

I used to watch him way back in the day to listen to Colbert.

They both became spineless douche nozzles.

time for another diaper change

He had a pretty good schtick during the Bush years when Fox was just a full blown shill network for the war and the administration

WITH HER

He was okay when Bush was there to attack. But then Obama was elected and proceeded to enforce the exact same policies as Bush (including ramping up the bombings), and after waiting a while for Stewart to really start going in on Obama I realized it would never actually happen.

I eventually grew sick of him trying to direct things back to "DUDE FAUX NEWS LMAO REPUBS HAHA" while ignoring Obama doing the exact same shit that he hated Bush for, so I dropped the show. Kind of a shame, it wasn't all that bad back then.

Which he got right when he elected.