Dumbing of age. Doa

Tonight's strip.

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I almost love how activity in these threads has crawled to a standstill while Malaya and Sal antagonize each other.

Also, I guess this puts the kibosh on my previous idea that Malaya is stringing along Marcie in order to fuck with Sal. Oh well.

Yeah, Sal and Malaya spewing this crap just comes off as Willis trying to be clever and trying to pretend he knows how 18-year-old women talk to each other.

And I think you still might be right. Malaya doesn't have much of a heart.

Is pic related worse or better than DoA? I don't even know anymore. DoA has gotten boring, but Shortpacked was just plain stupid.

so frecklebitch's life is just absolutely dedicated to being the cuntiest of cunts for the sake of being a cunt?

I know the mute girl wants to fuck the other girl but uncharacteristically the other girl isn't willing to give into the idea of being a girl and doing another girl, is that the drama here, that she won't go dyke for her?

If Marcie was a guy I think his fans would have picked up on how conniving it is that Marcie is being "friends" with Malaya just because she wants to fuck her even when it is clear her intentions are not clear to Malaya.

So... Who are we supposed to be rooting for here? Which is Willis trying to portray as being in the right?

...so, Marcie's the problem here?

Malaya tried dating Leslie in Shortpacked, only to reveal that she doesn't even like girls.

Then Ultra-Car became a person (Carla), and Malaya was suddenly into girls.

Marcie (the mute one) is canonically bi (according to previous Walkyverse stuff, apparently), and she wants to bang Malaya. I don't know if she's romantically interested or not. It's impossible to tell with how Willis presents it.

Malaya acts like she is unaware of Marcie's sexual interest in her, but because Malaya is Malaya, she could totally know and just be ignoring it.

Marcie is totally a "nice guy".

So this webcomic is Scott Pilgrim levels of gay?

>I'm a lesbian
>but I want to feel big phallic objects in my vagina
>just not actual penises
I will never understand this. At least with faggots I can understand the difference beween wanting to put your cock up a man's arse and in a woman's vagina.

Well, men and women smell different, for one thing, and that's a big part of attraction.

Why don't straight dudes let guys suck their dick? I mean, a mouth is a mouth, right?

has Malaya ever been assaulted for being a cunt?

You know what really bothers me about this comic? Among other things, it's Willis's vapid presentation of female relationships and sexuality.

Let's take a look:

-Grace and Mandy are background bi characters. They haven't been shown to have anything in common other than their interest in women. They also like Sierra for her physical appearance.

-Ruth and Billie are main characters who are also bi. Ruth hasn't been shown with interest toward men, and Billie has shown interest in Danny's body and wanted to look like she was "asking for it" at parties. Why does she like Ruth? Because she's pretty. Why does Ruth like Billie? Because she's pretty. Those are the only concrete answers they seem to be able to give.

-Joyce is technically straight, but she definitely has a great admiration for Sal, but it's only surface-level. She loves her hair and her appearance overall. She wants to look like her, but she doesn't actually want any parts of the life that comes with looking and acting like Sal.

-Amber isn't into girls, but she is into watching two guys doing it. Just fetishism, nothing meaningful. She likes loser guys who will submit to her. Genuinely abusive personality and likes to make excuses for herself.

-Sarah's only interest is in Jacob, for purely physical reasons.

-Becky is all over the place. She takes whoever is closest to her and female, and that's good enough.
>Roommate? Close quarters? Also female? Sounds good.
>Joyce? Best friend? Sleepovers? Also female? Sure.
>Dina? Literally in the same room while talking about sex? Also female? All right.

(to be continued because I'm on a roll)

When Amber pointed out she was too young to buy beer, Sal just bitched about "laws made by old, white men"

-Dina hasn't really shown an attraction to anyone other than Becky, and that was in large part due to proximity. She kissed Becky to prove a point. They decided to date, because .... they could? I don't know. It's superficial. Becky blew Dina off to spend a weekend with Joyce, when it was really not necessary or good or helpful in any way. Dina forgave her because it's her first relationship and she's not a quitter.

-Carla treats everyone like crap and is only happy to see Malaya because they have been in proximity to each other on previous occasions.

-Roz's entire personality is that she likes sex, and she doesn't care who it's with. She is in your face about sex, and that's all there is to her. She gets on a soap box about anything related to sex. She likes penises. A lot.

-Leslie is so much a lesbian that it's her name.

-Robin is "straight with an exception." It's total BS. When it comes to dating, she's completely manipulative and totally unaware of how her actions affect other people.

-Marcie has a lot of personality, even shown just through her sign language. But what do we know about her and Malaya? She wants to bang Malaya. They roller-skate and stuff together. Is Marcie interested in her romantically? Is she only hanging around to have sex with her and then move on? That's the only part of Marcie (other than her mysterious muteness) that Willis refuses to give us.

-Malaya has not shown any interest in sex, but she was in one of the pinups with a dude (and his pubes looked like Ken's hair). In Shortpacked, she was only interested in guys until Ultra-Car looked like a person, and they bonded over their mutual hatred of the human race.

It's terrifying to me that the most nuanced of the relationships belong to Malaya, who is arguably one of the worst main characters we've ever had to suffer through. Everyone else is total garbage to her, but at least we get to see what she's like and how she treats other people.

Not nearly enough times.

Why so much gay?

I wouldn't actually see any harm in having a passing trap suck my dick, I just wouldn't want anything to do with theirs.

...

Dicks feel good but the bodies that dicks attached to are gross. I don't see how this is complicated. It's the ENTIRE reason futa porn exists.

...

Because it gets attention.

Maybe? Haven't gotten around to that one.

Stimulation, yo. It feels good in different forms. I'd argue that lesbians get far more stimulation down there than most women do in their straight relationships.

Because Willis likes to pay lip service.

As a girl, I can see the appeal for a different reason, haha. I think if I was gonna date a girl, I'd rather her also have a penis. I'd be more comfortable with it then.

PSA: "intersex" is a real medical condition where people are born with mix-and-match sets of genitalia. Animals are hermaphrodites, while people are intersex. So if someone says they're intersex and they're a woman, you can translate that as being a futa, but please for the love of all that is holy, do not call an intersex person a futa. Please. Just sharing interesting information here.

Last one.

Uh, I think the main consumers of futa porn are men with a tranny fetish rather than lesbians who like dicks.

As far as Malaya getting her shit kicked in, these are very disappointing.

Oddly enough, when I dug the strip up, it only says "old men," not "old, white men" like I thought it would. Interesting.

>So if someone says they're intersex and they're a woman, you can translate that as being a futa

Only a handful of intersex conditions would create a genital situation where "futa" would be anything close to an acceptable description and most of those simply cause ambiguous genitalia.

I'd argue that Becky and Dina are a fairly nuanced relationship in that both of them have ulterior motives for being the relationship that revolve around self-validation but also seem to be genuine about the relationship itself.

So Sal is unaware of the fact her criminal past is responsible for Amber's split personality and the psychopath hat is Amazi-Girl?

The only time she mentions race around Amber or Amazi-Girl, and she's really got a point here.

>Only a handful of intersex conditions would create a genital situation where "futa" would be anything close to an acceptable description and most of those simply cause ambiguous genitalia.
Yeah, I just simplified it a bit too much. It does vary from person to person.

>I'd argue that Becky and Dina are a fairly nuanced relationship in that both of them have ulterior motives for being the relationship that revolve around self-validation but also seem to be genuine about the relationship itself.
I honestly can't figure out why Dina is at all invested in being with Becky, other than that she's the only person who treats her like an adult. Becky is pretty similar to Joyce, so I'm surprised she's even trying to teach her science.

Correct. Amber told Ethan that the criminal is on campus, but she didn't specify who. Sal just thinks Amber is a weirdo.

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>Correct. Amber told Ethan that the criminal is on campus, but she didn't specify who. Sal just thinks Amber is a weirdo.

And how do you figure Sal would react to discovering it?

I don't know how Sal thinks of her past self

praise mary

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Is Amazi-girl supposed to be viewed as a Protagonist or Antagonist?

And why hasn't Campus Security taken her down yet?

Don't act surprised, you're on the board that spawned Golden Girl.

Sal, from what I remember, kind of regrets who she used to be, but she justifies it at the same time. She tries to make up for it to her parents, but they don't seem to notice.

I think they gave her the gift card because they don't know her as well as Walky since she was away from home for so long after the corner-store incident.

I think Sal would be pretty disgusted overall with finding that out. She really dislikes Amazi-Girl. Like, a LOT. I think she'd feel pretty awful that A-G is a monster of her own making.

Then, thinking in terms of how Willis would write it, she would either magically turn into some special sweetheart who will never do bad things again because now she understands how her actions affect people, or she'll rebuff the idea and refuse to apologize for something she did such a long time ago.

Realistically, I think she'd feel pretty bad and let it eat at her, just a little, over the rest of her life, never forgetting that getting her hand stabbed caused so much trauma to someone else--especially when the traumatized person is terrorizing a town in Indiana as a vigilante.

We're supposed to see A-G as the "good" parts of Amber. Since Amber is much more aggressive, and A-G sees herself as protecting people from Amber's aggression, A-G is supposed to be her good side, her conscience.

Campus Security is incompetent. At the rally, the local police officers were excited to see her and saw no problem with her starting a fight with five interns and generally creeping around.

Where's this from, anyway?

The thing is that Sal didn't create Amazi-Girl, Blaine did. Sal's essentially a bit player in Amber's mental issues, almost everything is directly the result of her shitty dad. If anything Amber simply shifted the focus of her mental issues onto Sal when she didn't get the catharsis and closure she wanted when she beat up her dad.

Here's the reference pic.
I commisioned it from ChillGuyDraws when he was doing $5 commissions.
I'm actually in his Discord server.

Unfortunately, we've only been given flashbacks to the original Stabbening, so we've not seen anything of her father abusing her outside of when he goaded her into stabbing Sal. She's been pretty vague about what all her father did, but she specified that he cheated on her mom and hit both of them. I'm pretty sure the psychological abuse was much worse, but we never get to see it.

If we do see it, I'll be looking at it fairly critically, as my mom grew up with a father similar to Blaine, but he had the excuse of a worse childhood and also PTSD from being in the military. He saw some pretty messed-up stuff, and we only started learning about some of his daring feats a few years ago. I hate to ask about it, but I always want to learn new things about my family.

I was just telling my mom yesterday that she's done better in the past 10 years than most people would have in her situation. They've mended a lot of fences, and I think that's more than most people can say.

Thank you for this invaluable information.

Sarcasm?
Either way, someone asked, so I answered.

Not sarcasm: understatement. I didn't about know Thiccifica before, and now my life is much better.

>I didn't about know Thiccifica before
Seriously?
Pretty sure there's at least 1 Thicc Falls pic posted in every GF-related thread

I forget what Marcie is butthurt about. Was it the fight with Amazi-Girl during the campaign rally?

I don't know lots of things.

If there's a Thiccing of Age AU on some guy's tumblr, please let me know about that too.

Yep.

Clearly trying to restrain Sal, but Sal goes after the fight anyway.

chillguydraws.tumblr.com/tagged/Thicc-Falls

Very obviously disapproving. Sal knows this is the moment that's going to make or break it.

and why is Marcie mad about this exactly?

BTW Marcie actually spoke in one of the it's Walky comics even though they're meant to be mute.

why do they have to be passing? A mouth is a mouth, let the president suck you off

I don't really get the point of having Malaya explain this if they're going to try and work things out any time soon. It's pretty obvious what the value would be without her spelling it out. I guess that means they're not really going to work things out immediately.

She was working security for a high-profile rally. Then Sal yanked Amber down from her perch, started yelling and cussing, and incited a fight with her, mostly unprovoked. Then, she runs off and helps beat up interns and starts a major event outside. Can you imagine how much chaos would have to be managed? The afternath would have been brutal. Plus, the people Marcie was working with would have seen that she associates herself with a major troublemaker.

If you had a friend who worked at a bank, you wouldn't say hi to them and proceed to start a robbery or a riot. It looks bad when the people you associate with look and act like criminals.

I'd also give consideration to Mary's new relationship with Peter an example of this. They seem to have no chemistry other than using their religion to feel superior over others, which then translates into sloppy makeouts.

This is probably the reason these threads get deleted before they can 404.

See, posting the source material only shows you wasted five dollars.

That's a very solid point.
Too bad we've seen literally no fallout from the event, though. Other than Marcie being pissed off, there's nothing to suggest that she was penalized or suspended from her work position.

Also, isn't she, like, four feet tall and eighteen years old? How did she ever get a job doing security work, even if she had the strength?

$5 is only wasted if I feel that it was wasted.
Art is subjective, my dude.

She's pretty white for a chick that went full beserk at her brother for being born "whiter" than her.

I bet you were the guy who drew this.

Malaya in DoA has been (mostly) bearable by Willis/DoA standards. She's a cunt surrounded by psychotic cunts talking to a cunt who believes her parents were more racist towards her than her brother who "looks white" somehow.

Also Malaya doesn't talk in a joke of a southern accent.

Willis' use of lesbians is pure fetishism but you can't admit to it (even that you're fetishizing your own creations) and has to all be couched in feminist and progressive mumbo jumbo about assertive women being stronk and representation and whatnot. I don't think it's any coincidence that the one woman shown to be completely and unambiguously straight (Roz) is also one of the few female characters to ever be portrayed as even somewhat antagonistic or wrong at times.

It's sad because really Willis would be better just cutting the crap and doing what he really wants to do (sexy drama starring cute lesbians having fetishy lesbian relationships) but he can't because you can't even fetishize your own creations. Remember that time Diaz got bitched out and ran off Tumblr for a while for daring to sexualize Kimiko? Same thing would happen to Willis.

Art is subjective. Fetishes are not.
And you, my darling, have the worst kind of fetish.

I can't even draw.

I read this wrong and for a moment I thought you were suggesting that Willis' lesbian relationships take an approach in which one person is more masculine in their traits and the other is more feminine.
Because I can see that as being the case too.

Also, Mary is also straight, and we all know what Willis thinks of her.

As for Diaz/Kimiko, I think half of the problem was that he was adamant that he was different because he wasn't drawing smut of his characters, but rather "putting them in a position of sexual empowerment" or something like that.

Diaz didn't get run off tumblr for "daring to sexualize Kimiko;" he'd done that plenty of times before. He got called out for his sanctimonious attitude, toward what were essentially softcore fetish pinups, that basically equated his pornographic tastes with body positivism.

>Art is subjective. Fetishes are not.
Get outta here, Dewd.
youtube.com/watch?v=3vUNqs-4-Oo

>Art is subjective. Fetishes are not.
>And you, my darling, have the worst kind of fetish.
So you're the guy who's so anal whenever we have a cheesecake thread.

>Dewd
Art is subjective. Anatomy is not.
And Dewd sucks at anatomy.

I'm not anal about cheesecake. I'm anal about muscle girls.
Like, fitness is fine. Abs are great, and at time preferred. But I don't want a girl whose body is 90% muscle and 2% head.

>But I don't want a girl whose body is 90% muscle and 2% head
Pretty sure she's only like 60% muscle.
Also if you can't take muscly girls, then you're weak.

>And Dewd sucks at anatomy
Nice try Dewd.
Your falseflagging sucks, bro.

Let me rephrase, then: Girls with biceps that are larger than my entire self.

If I were Dewd, I'd have already discussed how my comic is better than Willis's despite, well, NOT.
But I forget what Dewd's comic was called anyways.

>Girls with biceps that are larger than my entire self
are you a manlet

>despite, well, NOT
Well, not everyone has the creative genius to write an elaborate pie in face gag.

Let me put it like this: If I were a woman, Willis would be all up on my short stature.

I suppose I meant that they both equally suck.
And Dewd's has significantly more rape than Willis'.

Point is, you shouldn't be calling people out for their weird fetishes.
Especially on Sup Forums.

Maybe, but I'm still pretty sure that the one pin-up is why these threads get deleted. The picture's posted, the thread dies for a bit, somebody bumps, a mod sees, and BOOM del-teetion.

I think it's more of a coincidence.
These threads have been deleted without the picture being posted.
More likely, it's people posting download links to all the smut (since that's technically piracy).

Speaking of smut

It might be that imgur link that sometimes gets posted.
People still draw DoA fanart?

>calls Sal out on her bullshit
>is immediately threatened with violence
Really makes you think...
Huh... my mistake. It's still Sal shifting blame for her bullshit onto other people, so I claim a partial victory!
>thighs longer than her entire upper body
It just bugs me...
This. Don't rewrite history for a shitstain like Diaz

>It just bugs me...
Trust me.
I've seen stuff more extreme on Sup Forums.
h y p e r

No, I see the threads getting deleted if I bump them when it's at 9 or 10 pages.

Literally any fanart is better than the actual comic.

Thhaaaaaaat's what was rustling my jimmies... If you crop it about ⅔ above the knee, it actually looks okay
WHOA NELLY

Here's an earlier sketch of it if that helps you.

The best part is that people originally thought Mary-sensei was talking about Joss Whedon and Diaz clarified it was about him by sperging out.

The expression's sexier, but he still fucked the leg up, proportion-wise, which is just infuriating

Here's the only other version I got.
I asked Chill to tweek the face to make it look more like mary (after seeing the sketch ) but then I realised that I liked the eyes on the sketch so I asked him to change it (resulting in )

Fair enough. It's your money, at the end of the day - I'm just a sucker for bedroom eyes

I think the eyes it ended up with were alright.
And believe me, i'm also into way weirder stuff.

When do you think we'll finally go back to Joyce getting BLACKED in a church and forcing Becky to watch?

For a second I thought you said 'Joyce getting BLACKED by a church'

I still fucking hate golden girl.

Churches are usually white though.
Grey at the most.
Ayyyy he's here.
Hope you continue your parody comic, my dewd.

how is she hoisting her up by her titties?

Oh dont worry, i will soon.

Im updating the site with pages i forgot i had in my buffer at least.

She's holding her up by her shirt.
How stretchy and durable do you think boobs are?

How large is your buffer for your webcomics?
Is it anywhere near as large as Willis'?