>Honey you mean Hunk-ules!
Woohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music-
>And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs!
>From zero to hero a major hunk
Is there another Disney movie who sexualizess its main character more?
Honey you mean Hunk-ules!
John Brooks
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Cooper Flores
Zootopia
Luke Hughes
This was the best superman movie
Xavier King
That says more about Superman movies than it does this.
Dominic Torres
I prefer blondcules
Brody Campbell
>mfw you're right
God damnit
Asher Barnes
5/10 party hat placement
Anthony Lopez
>Disney does a live action Hercules
>It'll be their first R rated movie
Bentley Barnes
Tarzan
Eli Richardson
Who would win?
Hercules or Samson?
Levi Nelson
Hercules.
He'd be smart enough to cut off Samsons hair. Herc is adept at killing "Invulnerable" enemies.
Justin Ramirez
This. Most of his canonic victories.were.against undefeatable or immortal enemies. Like that son of Gaia, or the hydra, or Hades (or was it his immortal underling?).
Gavin Lee
>Is there another Disney movie who sexualizess its main character more?
It's kind of sexist that they only felt comfortable sexualising a male main character.
I'm all in favour of them saying what they want about Hurc, but it should be fair game across the board.
Anthony Jackson
Jackson Sanders
Aphrodite was in it, you know.
Eli Carter
Herc I don't think ever killed Hades, he just made deals with him.
Luis Gray
Someone needs to give him black hair with a fucking beard.
Evan Ortiz
Zachary Morgan
But Meg didn't even think he was hot.
Camden Fisher
This. He just went to the Underworld and asked Hades to borrow his dog.
Hades was cool with it because it saved him taking Cerberus for a walk and as long as Heracles returned it'd be okay.
Justin Murphy
samson killed like what, a thousand men with a mule's jawbone?
I don't remember hercules doing anything like that
because in all the crossover fiction they did with him they write him out because he's OP
See
>the argonauts
Brayden Diaz
No, I'm talking about that story when he was guest of a king, whose wife died, but he pretended to be happy to please his guest. Hercules found out and was so touched, that he decided to save her.
So when Hades came to her body to claim the soul, Hercules ambushed him and started kicking the shit out of him. He was immortal, but eventually he cried for mercy anyway and let the wife live.
Jonathan Russell
I mean before the actual Trojan war Hercules sacked Troy pretty much solo. But yeah, not enough people recognise the Argonauts is totally a superhero team-up.
Noah Morales
Looks like Ozymandias
Xavier Gonzalez
That's not Iron Giant.
Austin Bennett
Okay... but the song still reinforces the male power fantasy. And he still has agency.
Also, the movie wasn't made in a vacuum. You have to consider the systemic sexual objectification of women in America during the late 90s when talking about it.
Evan Lopez
>Hold the fucking sky for a while
>I don't remember hercules doing anything like that
The right answer is Atlas>Hercules>all
Dominic Sanchez
They even had a token woman member.
Liam Gray
Damn, I don't remember ever reading that myth. That's pretty metal.
Nathan Bell
The Argonauts is amazing. The first Justice League to ever exist. And funny enough, Jason was the weakest part of the whole deal. Even his death was pathetic.
Chase King
But Heracles did do that.
Juan Cooper
>Jason is literally the Snapper Carr of the Argonauts
FUCK
Landon Campbell
She had a whole song about how badly she wanted to fuck him.
Caleb Gray
More like how much she didn't want to fuck him despite dying to fuck him.