Wow man batman is smart

Wow man batman is smart

Wasn't he gassed by the Scarecrow to have 'no fear' when this happened and he had to try and survive while being incredibly reckless?

Don't know the story but it seems he's under some sort of drug, I'm guessing Scarecrow-made.

>context doesn't matter

I'll bet you're the same faggot who spams the "Flash can think and perceive everything in an attosecond" image.

How does Batman take a shit when he's out at night looking for crime? Does he shit on top of the rooftops? Break into someone's home to take a shit? How would you react to finding batman taking a shit in your toilet? Does he just wear a diaper and shit in that and let Alfred change him?

I assume he takes a shit before going out. The thing is, I wonder if he has to pee during those long nights.

>I assume he takes a shit before going out.
Wow man Batman is smart.

What about constant diarrhea? Does he have enough preptime for that? A buttplug maybe?

Yes

Probably prepared for such events and has hidden portable toilets on the roofs of buildings on every block.

Now Batman going to Metropolis out at night, that's another story. Would Supes bust him?

Imagine Batman dumping his ass off the side of the building only to accidentally splatter Superman who just happened to pass by.

Nah i just like posting porn

Year Three and the whole Joe Chill/Reaper biz was utter shite to be honest

Haha man that would be crazy. Batshit insane, almost.

I wonder what Batman's eggs smell like haha

As a joke haha

haha!

I dont read capes so seeing all these out of context panels all the time make them seem like the funniest fucking things ever.

>accidentally

grow a sense of humor, dickhead

haha

>my shitposting isn't unfunny, you just lack humor
It's actually kind of sad how you weren't able even keep up a pretense of not being mad.

attosecond is completely absurd and flash is the biggest Sue in fiction

You seem rattled. Bullies at school?

Out of context Batman is a wonderful thing

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>A buttplug maybe?
you mean the batplug?

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ayyy

>constant diarrhea

I think that he'd opt out of patrolling at those times. Bad form to slip on your own shit and tumble off a building.

>I wonder if he has to pee during those long nights.

Catheter to a reservoir in the suit, which empties out through a sole-level tube behind his heel when he touches down on a roof or gargoyle.

I think Batman is more likely to use his diarrhea as a weapon against criminals than to give up crimefighting until it passes. I can see him blasting his diarrhea on a villain's face until they give up. Or if he's surrounded by bad guys he would pull his pants down, jump up and do a spin kick while shitting so he can kick them in the face while simultaneously spraying his diarrhea all over his enemies.

How would someone like Bane deal with that?

Whoa!

What the fuck is this thread

He would adapt the technique and use it against Batman. The thing is that venom fueled shits are stronger and worse than regular shits.

Stop stealing ideas from Neal Adams.

I don't know who that is.

They used to be in the silver age where adding context just made them crazier.

How is asking around a bad thing though? Isn't that what detectives are supposed to do? He's just doing it more efficiently!

Probably he shits on the rooftops, like the winged rat that he is, like a pigeon. I bet Spider Man does the same. And Daredevil...

>I'VE GOT THIS RIDDLE HERE IF ANY ONE WANT TO TRY AND SOLVE IT
>DID ANYONE SEE WHERE SCARECROW PLANTED THOSE BOMBS?
>RACHEL GOO IS THREATENING TO MELT THE ICE CAPS AGAIN, SOMEBODY CALL SUPERMAN

I bet most supers shit on the rooftops. I bet it's a real problem and there is a rooftop cleaning business somewhere.

>caches of 5-gallon buckets, trash bags, pool noodles, and toilet paper planted all across the city's skyline