Its finally happening, I will be a father soon

Let's discuss names, old classic germanic names have been successfully repressed in the last 50 years. I want to bring them back starting with my son.
Heres the catch:
>i dont want him to be laughed at in school
>i have to find a decent sounding name so my wife will accept it
>has to be germanic or nordic
>not too cringy like Mutbrecht or Albrecht or Wolfgang

i convinced her not to pick a jewish, christian or greek name as long i make a decent proposal, give me ur ideas

here is list with most germanic names
behindthename.com/names/usage/ancient-germanic

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My ideas so far are:

if nordic: Linus or Niels
if germanic: Heinrich or Friedrich

Adolf

I wish I could see your face when the baby is born black.

Fritzl

Wolfgang, Gottfried, Theodor, Richard, Hermann, Josef

The dubs knows. Now you have to.

>whinerich
>freddie

Thanks dad.

also why are you using Sup Forums as a baby name forum?

then i will name it Hans leave and wont look at it again

nah on a serious notemy wife is very conservative

Just go with Fritz/Friedrich or Willi/Wilhelm. If you want a germanic one try Ansgar

Steinn. Perfect insider, nobody will be able to tell his father browses Sup Forums.

Try Karl, you autist.

Friedrich/Frederick is patrician tier + not cringe.

Rudolph is pretty based, but will probably result in lil shits trying to make fun of him for it.

MAGNUS

Name him Muhammed, Its a very european name

>naming your son after Sup Forums memes

Just choose your dad's fucking name.

Schwulnegger

Use your grandfathers name

Every Gunther I know is cool and successful. Make the middle name Von/Vaughn and you have instant nobility and a name that will dominate others because it is congenitally NLP.

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Arvid

if i ask on jewbook i will get : Elias, emanuel, Tristan or jerome as proposals

You gotta name him Donald, my man. Repeating digits will confirm

My grandfather's name was Karl
He was a great man straight from the Fatherland and he was pure of heart

Single syllable strong name

As a magnus myself I know people called magnus dont get bullied for it.

Baldur

Jan Adolf
srsly als Zweitname Adolf sollte kein problem sein.

Günther pls

Too bad it's the name of a legendary cuck.

>Adolf Fritzl

KEK HAS SPOKEN, SHADILAY

>not naming your son after a roman emperor
pleb

So no Rudolph?

or instead of being edgy, u can name him Adalwulf its the older version of Adolf and sounds much more cooler imo

Friedrich Wilhelm

Magnum Ragnarok

Nero

Daemon prince plz leave

Florian

Marius

Name him after the father; Jamal Wassermelone

Hanz is cool

Ottmar
Theodor
Eugen

Marcus

Falk, Ludwig

.....who? Erich Von/Vaughn also works.

Kuck Krautman (Surname)

Couple of those I like:
Karl
Franz
Ludwig
Siegfried

Bartholomew

I also like Siegfried.

Oooh you touch my tralala

Gustav überwolf

kek'd way to hard on this one. Thank you.

Every Marcus I've occasioned is a Jew every girl with the last name Marcus I ass fucked was a huge titted Jewess.

Hermann
Ferdinand
Franz
Hans
Torsten

Pepe

Hugo or Bruno

>Leopold
most based name!

Armin or Paul are based.
Also congrats OP.

Hugh.
Hugh. Mungus.

Hermann

Optimus prime or Condorito

Ever heard of the Nibelungenlied?
>Siegfried
Also a cuck together with Gunther.

You guys really are clueless.

Alex

Loke sounds great in swedish atleast. Not sure about german.

Topkek

I know a minor prince named Florian.

You mean like in the Nibelungenlied?
Speaking of which, Hagen is a nice name

Reinhard or Erich

Roderich

Jamal jr.

This, desu. I've got Hadrian on the list, myself.

Wilhelm
Friedhelm
Berthold
Dietmar
Dietrich

Hans or Bernd

You are likely a fucking Turkroach so you can go fuck yourself.

Rolf, Matthias, Johann, Gunter/Gunther.

Wolfgar, Rutger, Heinrich

Jews trying to change their names again.

Rune
Jone
Olaf

like those , now swedes gemme a couple good nordic names that are not so known maybe

Friedhelm

Hmm
I was going for a reference to Marcus Aurelius
But fair enough

Ludwig is great

I know that as Gunnar.

>Adalwulf
>Ada Wolf
>Ada Boy
>Come here doggy
It does sound really cool, but i see potential for abuse by the Liberal Media with this one.

Name him Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar y Palacios Ponte y Blanco

>Jerome
heh, it's been proven that if you change the first name on a job application to "Leroy" it'll get passed over.

How about Maximilian? Seems like a good name to yell when he's being naughty.

>Wolfgang
>cringy
u wot

Karl-Heinz

Yeah. It wouldn't be too bad if it was just some lesser known german myth, but thanks to Wagner adapting it, it is by no mean obscure.

Arminius

kek

nah every Max i know is a sperg

>Eugen
please don't name your kid this, im the only Eugene i know.

Gib ihn einen alten namen bitte aber welchen wo du keine witze mit machen kannst.... sei smart und überlege vorher ... kinder sind echt doof und haben viel fantasie also gib dir mühe

>Reinhard
>hard
This why you cucks get bullied
Try Reinhart instead op if not I'm keeping this name for mine

Call him Siegmund Heilbert
>Nickname Sieg Heil

youtube.com/watch?v=-UQsSC3seUo

Vercingetorix

name him after the barbarian warlord who fought Caesar

name it an 11 digit number

Charles Arthur is the best name

And failed

>>i dont want him to be laughed at in school
You're already a failure for even considering sending your son to a state run school.