What does Sup Forums think of the Netherlands and Dutch culture?

What does Sup Forums think of the Netherlands and Dutch culture?

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Rightful german clay

They don't have a culture, because they are Liberal multicult fags in a worse situation than Canada.

Send more Tulips Nederfags we saved your monarchy

This, the netherlands is a liberal cancer society, please rid us off this government and make geert wilder king.

It was great when I visited 10 years ago. Very nice people, beautiful scenery, great food

>douche culture

Netherlands is what happens when you let jews run wild.

Country flourishes, but the biggest profits go to the jews. Some would say the trade-off is worth it.

Typical European Pisslam cocksuckers - who keep putting Geert Wilders on trial for "hurting muslim feewings." You don't deserve a hero like Wilders, I wish he would move to the US.

If Germany had been united under us and our culture the empire might've actually outlived a human lifetime and their endless overemotional insecurities as a late nation would've been prevented.

Wooden shoes, stupid, accents, tulips, weed, morrocans.

You guys are pretty fucked in terms of immigration and are worse off than Germany or Sweden.

t. former Philips employee that has been to Holland over a 50 times in the course of a decade

I live in the Randstad. It's a horrible place.

Best solution is to flood it and rebuild. This place is beyond saving.

fjordsniggers

You're welcome to the incompetent cocksucker.
Funny how people endlessly whine about illegal actions (such as his incitement) except when the misbehaviour is done in the name of something they like.
Such hypocrites are despiccable, comparable muslims that whine about being fiscriminated right after discriminating christians.

No that's the scandinavians.

We're swamp jews.

>I live in the Randstad
My condolences

"culture" is not what comes to mind when I hear about swampniggers

>Going to Holland
don't do that

>Brazil
>Calling anyone else swampniggers
Brazil both has more niggers and more swampland.
Also, give back Pernambuco.

Dutch and English culture used to be closer to Swiss and American ideas, notably on firearms and free speech, but both were polluted by leftists. The modern defining Dutch characteristic is degeneracy and brainless hedonism, but it was originally brutal house to house fighting against tyranny, intolerance, and superior numbers.

I'm mildly surprised monkeys can even learn how type.

Rural Dutch are fantastic, urban Dutch need to die.

But the same applies to all western countries

Two more years of this shit, and then I can get the fuck out of here. It's depressing how I see more foreigners than dutch people in public transit.

GIT OUT OF MY CONTINENT

Good friends, wish we were neighbors.

Randstad isn't so bad honestly. All the immigrants are in their local cages so you know what areas to avoid.

Delicious Flat Land

feel good inc/10

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I love "kut morrocaans"

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I used to grow up thinking that we would advance all societies in the world. That we would be the main harbingers that would uplift righteousness and prosperity in human life.

Now I feel hopeless when I see my entire people take a course of decay and destruction by desiring for their own comfort and pleasure. They are blind and I am truely considering to travel to empty regions of eastern Russia (which my government is teaching me to hate more than ever).

There is no more righteousness in our nation. May God have mercy on us.

Amen

it could be worse

I don't

That's grim man.

Why eastern Russia?

windmills
bright flowers
drugs
hookers
wood shoes

This is my list of degenerate things

their culture is to roleplay as niggers

Hoe zom

Projection: the post.

We have some pretty based insults because of them. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_uncle

Tulips, wood shoes, and wind mills are fucking Based dude, everything else on that list is degenerate though.

Russia is giving away free land to whoever want to have it jsut to inhabitate that part of that region.

I'll flatten it and build a dike to make it remind me of home. Perhabs I'll even add a little land piece to the world map to lure the intellectual dutch of our nation.

Zoe?

just check our surroundings:

belgium
germany
france
swedistan

as fucking everywhere, it's ok as long as you dont live in the cities

You'll be getting the rope soon enough.

your culture is to fuck them

We had a great culture, it's distilled now though, multiculti as can be, they destroyed out authenticity, the Randstad isn't dutch anymore.

>dutch comfort

Shoulda let em die tbqh

The Dutch are some of the best looking people on the planet. Also their cheese is nice.

t. Beady Anglo

They are by far the worst posters on this site

At least Canada has real shitposts and sometimes decent bait, the dutch are straight outta reddit politics

I suppose youre right. My ex wife was dutch and we fled as soon as we could to the US. I couldnt stand anymore Marocaans.

I guess it's a remnance of de verzuiling, they still think being secluded means every group will try to maintain the nation.

the netherlenders i know are good people, but if you talk politics to them you quickly realize they are cucks, self haters and politically correct by indoctrination.

>Dutch
>Culture

they literally eat bread with chocolate

Siberia? Its actually pretty nice. White South Africans should just move there en masse and start over together.

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Only if you live in shitholes like Amsterdam or Den Haag

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

All I know is that my hardest cringe was caused by Dutch people. youtube.com/watch?v=cNLbpv9NGtw

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

You drink vodka 'till you can't differentiate tomorrow from yesterday, how'd you even know what culture entails?

Da fuck did I just read?

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>implying the native dutch have culture
You need to import some more immigrants to get culture goyim

>You guys are pretty fucked in terms of immigration and are worse off than Germany or Sweden.

This is absolute bullcrap. We don't take in as many immigrants as Germany and Sweden AT ALL. Lots of people here have a negative attitude towards immigration. Freedom of speech is still present here as well. You don't get in trouble for saying what you think, like in Germany and Sweden. Last of all, our immigrants aren't misbehaving nearly as much as those in Germany and Sweden. Fuck off.

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wtf i hate dutch now

You forgot Rotterdamistan, broeder.

look what you did

Been there twice this year and I love it but please get on with it and elect Wilders instead of suing him for "hurting feelings of some mudslime".

the sound of your language is so fucking disgusting I can't even read your post

>dutch culture

This land is kanker

>Liberal multicult fags
yeah
>in a worse situation than Canada.
nah

Brilliant idea. Win win situation for Russia and the pioneers.

>he thinks Eindhoven embodies the whole of the Netherlands

To us it's a shithole aswell.

>Trudeau
>Not worse than us
Fuck off.

Fair enough

Still, any actual decent city is nothing like that. Leiden and Utrecht are great. Haarlem only has one neighborhood that's shit and it's not even that bad compared to the average Den Haag neighborhood

And that's just Randstad. Everything outside of it is like a different world all-together.

nobody is in a worse situation than Canada.

nah I fucking despise Canada now. I'm a Republican anyway, fuck the royals.

yeah we got some cultural problems but we dont have homeless vets, empty city's like detroit, hoods and getto's.

We actually have a very low percentages of Jews.

It was easier to kill them off during WW2 they were all isolated in 1 city Amsterdam, and the religion was noted for tax purposes in government documents.

So we had the highest proportions of silhouettes during the war.

>worse situation

Your prime minister literally let a forest burn down because he wanted to show off his dindu-squad
Our problem is a flood of Achmeds. You actually, willingly, import them

You're Sweden-tier, Canada. Hell, perhaps you even ascend that

Hey atleast you don't live in Den Haag like me.

Not a single place in the Netherlands is as bad as your typical liberal city in America

My brother lives in the Schilderswijk
Feels like I'm going to a different country when I visit him.

Its comfy, yet abit too accommodating and apologetic.

This. How the mighty have fallen. What a shame.

At least the ideas live on.

What the fuck? If anything Germany is rightful Dutch clay, and so is fucking France.

Your tulips helped inspire the truth of T.U.L.I.P, and helped people understand the light of Reformed theology

>only women
How do women manage to never fail to disappoint.

Most of the Dutch went to America, we were on of the first.
Most of you guys have Dutch roots and a lot of presidents were Dutch.

>canals
>bicycles
>tulips
>windmills
>dudeweedlmao
>"culture"

>Freedom of speech is still present here

As long as you have the right opinions; don't kid yourself.

>guns
>niggers
>bible-thumping
>mass shootings
>jews
>"culture"

Would you look at that! If I phrase some cherry-picked aspects, I can mock any country!
Now I can win every shitflinging contest on Sup Forums!

Used to live on the otherside of schilderswijk, had to take the tram each morning to get to my hbo, I swear I was the only white guy on the tram more than half of the time.

Also fights break out everywhere in this shithole. never saw that in Utrecht.

When was the last time someone ACTUALLY faced consequences for having 'wrong' opinions?

Plenty of people openly hate immigration, hate the zwarte pieten censoring, etc.

Just because one ape from DENK cries about how some presentator should be sent to a 'diversity camp' or whatever, doesn't mean that there's no free speech.