TITUS PULLO, STEP FORWARD
TITUS PULLO, STEP FORWARD
This guy was my favorite character. Why did they have to kill him? He had great chemistry with Marc Anthony then they just kill him in the first season. Wtf.
Yes. chief?
In all seriousness, I actually watched this again recently. Still a few episodes left in the second season, though. It's one of the few shows I'll pick up and watch just about every year.
WHEN TRIBUNE ANTONY TRIGGERED REDDITS' THOUSANDS IN THE FORUM, IT WAS LEGIONARY TITUS PULLO DREW FIRST BLOOD.
HERE'S 500 BITCOIN.
Other than perhaps the King of Egypt or some Chinese Emperor, Titus Pullo would most likely be the single richest person in the world at this moment.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 13!
No matter how much money falls into his lap he's pissed every bit of it away by the next week. How can one man be so terrible at dice?
>"We are the party that adheres to the Constitution. We will not let the liberals tread on the Second Amendment! We will fight to defend the entire Bill of Rights. We will stand up against excessive government power wherever we see it. We cannot and will not allow any President to act as if he were a king. We will not let any President use executive orders to impinge on the Second Amendment."
Hmm, maybe. There were other large countries around, though. The Parthians were very strong at this point in time, and practically controlled the entire middle east. They defeated Marc Antony, too, which was one of the things that led to his fall in popularity, aside from being corrupted by Cleopatra.
He could have saved us. We only had to listen.
>using legionaries against horse archers
any more Doom Cato memes?
XII!
>The Parthians were very strong at this point in time
How was it they killed Crassus again? Poured molten gold down his throat?
I bet that would sting.
>Legitimate use of violence can only be that which is required in self-defense.
BEHOLD
>mfw Caesar violates the NAP
TRVE
ROMAN
THREAD
TITVS PVLLO
WAS A HERO OF THE 13th LEGION
BVT LOOK AT HIM NOW
Yes, really pol cringe
>we was Romen, knights and vikings xD
>Demanding domestic security in times of war invites carelessness in preserving civil liberties and the right of privacy. Frequently the people are only too anxious for their freedoms to be sacrificed on the altar of authoritarianism thought to be necessary to remain safe and secure. Nothing would please the terrorists more than if we willingly give up some of our cherished liberties while defending ourselves from their threat.
Juno's cunt, what cac you speak.
FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE
MY NAME IS LUCIUS VORENUS, TRIBE OF STELLATINA, VETERAN OF THE XIII LEGION
SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW ME
Too patrician for this thread, pham.
Go back to Gaul, ginger-knob
CAK
watch out for those Celtic tanks men
I'll not deny it friend, I have a Gallic look about me, but I'm as solid a Roman as you are. I've shed blood for Rome. My father shed blood for Rome, as did his father and his father before him.
My wife, MY WIFE WAS BORN HERE IN THE AVENTINE. I'm as solid a Roman as any man here.
what the fuck. Why are there tank traps?
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU F-
JVNOS CVNT i neeed a gif/webm or eirene spitting in titvs pullos food
Indira Varma may not be appropriate casting for a Roman woman but she really is beautiful here.
And especially here.
forgive that tripcope I was falseflagging on Sup Forums I still really need that gif tho boys
Terrible casting
>Daniel Craig doesn't look like Sean Connery
What have the Romans ever done for us?
YOUR WIFR LOOKS LIKE A GREEK AND YOU A GAUL
FVKING RACE MIXERS
>IT WAS HER FVCKING TVRN!
Greeks didn't look like that either back then. If anything she looks like a Persian or a Hindu.
>tfw sometimes so tired of modernity and just want to go back in time to be a simple legionary and maybe die
>Titus Pullo would most likely be the single richest person in the world at this moment.
I forget, why was he rich?
You would certainly die, and hate every second of it you spoiled aimless NEET.
He found Pompey Magnus' cart filled with gold. The entire Roman treasury basically.
He found the cart transporting all of Rome's gold from the treasury.
Just ride the tiger my dude, we'll be back in the stone age before you know it.
XIII!
It's not just the looks he didn't feel like Caesar at all
I'll not deny it friend, I have a garlic look about me, but I'm true roman bread same as you
While I am not against masculinity I very much enjoy working in an air-con office creating spreadsheets and reports compared to the idea of dying for some corrupt Roman
We've given Caesar our gluten!
You grieve me Sup Forums, you grieve me deeply
how come jews were such niggers in roman times
They'd been like that ages. They had a superiority complex and hated being the province of a larger realm.
why are there so many /ourguys/ in this show?
>Cato and Cicero are both plebs
What did Scipio mean by this?
they used it figuratively just like we do
yeah but they fought each other almost as much as the with the romans
uhh, you don't get to bring auxiliary cohorts
>no Augustus-level Dictator in the US
what could have been
They work for the gladiator. The slave revolta man.
>plebs here never RP'd as a legionaire named Titus Pullo and brought vegas to glory
As a Catonian I have to work for the NCR. Sorry.
Yeah he's pretty much grabem by the pussy underneath the standard rich at that point
C A C K
Anyone has a webm of the sex scene where Titus fucks a nigress with huge tits
How did they get perfect buzzcuts in ancient Rome
At least he's not sporting a flat top
no no no we want the webm of eirene spitting it pullos food
You are false
May your penis shrivel and die
Well he was cheated.
Cato would never advocate a right to bear arms in the city of rome you idiot. At least know what you are talking about when you try to meme.
>Anyone has a webm of the sex scene where Titus fucks a nigress with huge tits
I don't remember this. How huge?
He wouldn't of course, but if he were an American he would advocate for the right to bear arms in the US because it is enshrined in the sacred constitution.