I feel like I just watched my oldest friend kill themselves

I feel like I just watched my oldest friend kill themselves.

Attached: starwars_thelastjedi_poster.jpg (595x842, 191K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/P6rO3TGDAHs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Don't be sorry it happened, be happy it's over.

cant believe people on tv dont even like kino anymore

STAH WAHS

Attached: 950E731E-9D3E-47F1-B284-256173F89BCC.png (1066x600, 276K)

It might be because I've already been desensitized to the worst aspects of this movie by the memes on here, but I really didn't think it was that bad. Remove the forced SJW shit and luke's death and you still have 2 hours worth of a good movie.

I'd actually like to see a de-soyification edit with the preachy conversations and luke's death edited out.

Kill yourself faggot. If you hated it that much you wouldnt be making another thread about it.

It's false kino.

Take out all that bullshit and your still left with flying Leia in space. Kys retard

You'd need to take out 99% of the "jokes" too.

>on tv

this but unironically.

It's really shitty

Attached: tfw disney and releasing new star wars film.webm (1280x536, 675K)

Wicked pissah

>98%
there were two good jokes in there.

Id like to see you hanging from a street light.

The entire marvel quip intro with Poe can go, the flying Leia part will be hard to remove but maybe it can be fixed with a little scooty-puff JR CGI'd in underneath her. Still think the plot had potential.

Luke faggots gonna shitpost this cancer untill 2020

Attached: 1429225287526.jpg (400x400, 24K)

You'd still need to take out the entire Canto Bight plot because of how stupid and pointless it is.

If you actually removed everything offensive about The Last Jedi you'd be left with 30 minutes of footage.

I'm tired of Sup Forumstards complaining about this movie. We get it, you hated it because it has women in it. Go bitch about it on your own board.

Reylos are going to hang around until ep 9 kills the only thing they care about.

This is probably bait but that has nothing to do with it newfag.

I think you can leave it in if you get rid of ALL the azn bitches dialogue. You can show the children and monsters being beaten and shocked and their asses tazed and thrown in the brig to justify Niggawarz celebrating that they fucked up that town.

That entire path of destruction happening because of a parking violation is so retarded though, you just have to take it out and make the alien say something like 'there are those criminal scumbags' instead.

some visuals, one piece of music, everything dealing with luke and ben's past,and their end confrontation, his goodbye to leia, his becoming one with the force with the setting suns and mark's acting was kino.

literally the rest of the movie was pretty dogshit, rey finn, poe, hux, even ben to an extent are eh at best.
I don't care about the character assassination outcry. I would've done something similar to luke too but with more focus on it rather than saving fucking animals.

Attached: Walk.gif (444x250, 289K)

After you watched TLJ, does this about sum up that feel?

youtu.be/P6rO3TGDAHs

THIS

pretty much

I loved it, resistance stuff was weak and felt like it was written by another guy or something. But the Luke, Rey, Kylo thing was kino.

Attached: don't lose your head kid.png (1920x808, 1.34M)

then you would've made a better movie thats almost entirely different.

It's the exact same "LOL not taken the bad guy seriously" joke from pic related that Thor borrowed from Star Lord and Star Lord stole from Bugs Bunny.

Attached: Thor quip.png (1920x834, 1.64M)

huh..pretty brutal for new wars, actually star wars in general.
We see limbs lost and decapitation but never the top half of a head sliced.

>everything dealing with luke and ben's past
Not Ben turning because Luke drew his lightsaber out of "instinct"

Lazy way of making us sympathize with Ben and it makes the entire plot and conflict of the ST boil down to a misunderstanding. Literally rom-com writing

This fight was actually pretty good, I have to admit. I didn't even mind that it wasn't technically a lightsaber fight, it was fun to watch.

Also Driver and Daisy were in another league in terms of acting chops. Mark did well too, but kinda cheesy.

Attached: coolguys.png (720x336, 118K)

Boyega really sucked though. Seems like he wasn't there mentally most of time.

Attached: lets go acting skills.png (1920x808, 1.5M)

alot of things do though, but thats just taste.
And besides the creation of darth vader should've been through seduction but instead it was just a trick.
I didn't think it was executed as well as it could've been and needed to be fleshed out more but the film kept taking us to least interesting shit.
But i still liked what i saw and even admired it for what it is and what it was trying to be.

At least he wasn't acting like a literal sambo this time, points for that.

STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS GOOD, STWONG WOMEN AND WEYLO
STAH WAHS BAD, NO WIKEY WUKE SKYWALKAH
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
YUMMY YUMMY, ME EAT HAPPY MEAL FOH THE STAH WAHS TOY
ME BOY STAH WAHS ACTION FIGURES
ME PWAY STAH WAHS VIDEO GAMES
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
GIANT WAZERS AND WIGHTSABER FIGHTS! WE WUV THEM!
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OWIGINALS GOOD, PWEQUELS BAD
WAIT NO ACTUALLY PWEQUELS GOOD
STAH WAHS ALL GOOD
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS GOOD CAUSE STWONG WOMEN
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS BAD CAUSE ES JAY DOUBWEYEWS
ME WUV GEOWGE WUCAS
ME HATE GEOWGE WUCAS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS CAHTOONS
ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
ME KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO “JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN” BECAUSE ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
OH BOY! TIME TO WATCH MORE STAH WAHS MOVIES
ME WATCH CWONE WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEBEWS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS HOWWIDAY SPECIAW
ME WATCH EWOK ADVENTUWES
ME WATCH STAH WAHS MACHETE ORDER
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEVISITED
ME WATCH STAH WAHS DESPECIAWIZED
ME GO TO STAH WAHS CONVENTION AND WUN AWOUND DWESSED AS STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
YAAAAY! ME BUY MOWE PWASTIC CWAP SHAPED WIKE STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
ME WANT STAH WAHS FUNKO POPS
ME BUY STAH WAHS TOYS
STAH WAHS WEGOS
STAH WAHS
I’M GONNA BEND OVER AND PUT IN MY STAH WAHS BUTTPWUG WHILE I WATCH!
ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WANNA SUCK HAN SOWOS COCK CUZ ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
I DONT WIKEY A POWITICIAN ON TV, I’M GONNA COMPARE HIM TO DARTH VADUH (DUH BAD GUY FWOM STAH WAHS)
ME SPEND AWWWWWW DAY WATCHING STAH WAHS MOVIES AND CARTOONS
ONWY BOOKS I WIKE AW STAH WAHS BOOKS
I SAY I PWACTICE JEDIISM CAUSE ME WUV STAH WAHS
ME DWESS UP AS KYWO WEN FOR HAWWOWEEN AND GO TWIK OR TWEETING
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OH I LOVE STAH WAHS SO MUCH IM GONNA MASTUHBATE TO CARREY FISHER BIKINI AND IMAGINE US DOING COKE TOGEVVUH
ME FOURTY YEARS OWD
ME NEVER GWOW UP
ME STAY WIDDLE KID FOWEVUH
ME JUST SPEND TIME WATCHING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: BD258DE0-B99F-43A5-AE35-4FC6C7CBE0DC.png (733x464, 100K)

Attached: bust a move.png (1920x808, 1.52M)

McDonalds hasn't had star wars happy meal toys in forever...id know.
Delete this post sir.

>You guys attack him in single file while I flail around in the back here, kay?

this.

May have been interesting, but it made no sense. Rey was junk diving like a week ago and now is skilled enough with the light saber to take on multiple of these elite guards and win easily, to the point that she had to save Kylo who should be way more proficient in fighting in comparison. But then again her entire character is based on being able to do everything for no apparent reason so I guess it fits.

they attacked in unison more than a few times, which is better than most group fights in most movies....even in some sw films.

What makes less sense is their loyalty to a dead nigga. He was the new emperor, they should have realized he was now in charge. If there was some chance of snoke surviving I could see attacking Kylo, but otherwise it doesn't really make sense.

>Rey was junk diving like a week ago
I know it's fun to shit on the mary sue, but she was fending off guys by herself back then without a lightsaber

watch the fight, at most she dealt with two at a time or just one, kylo was being surrounded by almost three in every skirmish and killed more.

Attached: haiai sugiru.png (1920x808, 1.14M)

Did the Blu-ray rip come out or something, what's with the resurgence of TLJ threads?

Tbf Kylo fought like 4 at once and I only recall Rey fighting 1, maybe 2

i dig kylo's tank-ish fighting style, nigger will just say fuck the force and his light saber and just grab you or kill you with your own weapon.
Don't think anyone else fights like that in the franchise.

FINALLY someone gets it. Only plebs don't appreciate Old Man Luke.

I didn't hate it, but if Reylo doesn't bang it out by the end I'm gonna be pissed.

Attached: dfbcec87976358f3dc00b0e2cfc685e3.jpg (736x1043, 86K)

Been downloading this shit for 6 hours now, feeling like I should just cancel it to save myself from the depression

honestly i didn't think it was that bad, but what is bad about it is too fun not to shit on, actually the whole thing is fun to shit on, almost every sw film is.

Yeah, it's definitely a neat fighting style. He's all brute force, just smashing his saber into people as hard as he can until they break. It's a little like Vader from the OT, but not too much.

Everything about Kylo is just so much better than the other characters in the movie. It's like he's been teleported in from some superior sequel trilogy that we'll never get to see.

Attached: t-kilo-ren-adam-driver-extra-1.jpg (2000x1333, 246K)

Attached: venom luke.jpg (1280x720, 98K)

just have him be the protagonist, but i feel after tlj he is half ot the protagonist..the fucking better half,

Pretty much the entire movie is just layers upon layers of things that don't make sense, but create some sort of foundation that the events move forward on.

Yes, but these are supposed to be elite guards, not comparable at all to some undesireables that she would have encountered on Jakku. Realistically she should have no chance against one, let alone 2.

reylo leave.

>Yes, but these are supposed to be elite guards,
and she had a magic sword and magic powers. Her being capable in that scene was the smallest of the offenses.

both points true but she is just siphoning power off of ben, its cheap but at least its a reason.

i unironically like heroes being punished or just.

>It's a little like Vader from the OT, but not too much.
Never got that impression of him. I remember during the cloud city dual he's oddly "weightless". Theres a really severe opening strike from Luke and Vader just flicks his wrists and sends Luke on the defensive.
But I haven't watched the throne room dual in forever so maybe its more heavy in that scene

no u

Attached: reylo.jpg (800x450, 78K)

>remove critical parts of a movie and it's good
brainlet.jpg

Attached: uncensored.png (1920x808, 1.37M)

to me ben's style is more like anakin and luke minus the elegance.

You know, the whole idea of Rey being Kylo's "opposite in the Force" is a concept that was really not explained all that clearly, when I feel like they should have made it much more plain what's meant to be going on between them.

>lewd
if you analyze there hands long enough you can picture the anatomy of their bodies perfectly.
She will not be walking anytime soon.

yeah but rian thought saving animals was more important then fleshing out the few really interesting things he brought to the table like luke's redpill on the force, the grey balance, and the snoke, luke, ben past.

>>remove critical parts of a movie
Disney and co. did that before they even started filming

>speeches about the capitalist arms dealers being the true evil and a literal tacked on last minute change are critical parts of the movie

"No!"

Lightsabers aren't magic swords though, they are also powerful with training. And her ability to use the force as easily as she does, with essentially no training at all, is probably even more egregious than her ability to take on multiple guards in combat at once. From not even knowing about the force, to being able to mind control people, then being able to move mountainsides of rubble within a week without breaking a sweat. None of this is earned through any sort of development, these are things that are pretty much given to her, much like her combat prowess among other things (like being able to swim despite living on a desert planet all her life).

alot of that existed in other stuff outside of the films.

you're getting too worked up over nothing. Maybe you shouldn't care this much?

rian played kotor apparently so theres where he got some of it.

>outside of the films.
then they don't really exist.

>ruins your movie

Attached: Holdo-Elle.png (288x262, 100K)

new head canon
> there were spies on board

The Assassination of Luke Skywalker by the Coward Rian Johnson.

JJ will fix this

Pretty much this, the stupidest fucking thing in this entire film was 'hurr durr I don't want to neutralize a broiling mutiny by simply explaining my plan because I don't want to be a hero! Now let me stay behind on the doomed ship so that everyone else can escape."

It is the definitive example of forced conflict.

Attached: 212.jpg (426x341, 33K)

I thought the thor part was retarded too but I think it served more to highlight how relatively innocent and naive thor was in contrast to the end. Though the whole "asgard is its people lol" was lame. The whole population fits on some small ship? Man that shit irked me. You know what, fuck this clown movie.

Star Wars is not for lone male nerds anymore, it's for girls and black people who need representation. They own this franchise now, not you.

wasn't there? i swear there was a line somewhere in there.

All of the new characters except Poe are uninteresting trash and they've killed all the good characters from the previous movies. Star Wars isn't even worth watching anymore.

How can even the soy children praise this movie? It does nothing, goes nowhere, and has nowhere to go at the end of a middle movie of a trilogy.

No it was literally 'the commander doesn't want to be a glory hound by explaining herself. People should be left in the dark about their chances of survival so that they don't aggrandize her for success!"

>soy children
you tard.

you are right. It was almost painful to watch. The only watchable parts are those that exploit nostalgia til the second it hits you that they did a shit job writting a fucking basic story and everything is a mess and the only way they could try to cover it up was with cheap shots like Luke watching the binary sunset.

you are fucking braindead

/thread

I like how they've killed off Luke and Han and wanted 9 to be this big Leia movie, only for Carrie Fisher to kick the bucket. It's like a "fuck you" straight from God.

These things making no sense impedes investment and therefore enjoyment, so at that point you are just watching pretty visuals and ignoring everything that makes storytelling actually compelling.

It doesn't matter since they're faceless red lego men. Same thing goes for bug aliens. AotC was brutal as fuck to Geonosians.

No there wasn't. They guess from the start that they've being followed through experimental tech that's said to be borderline impossible to exist and are correct with that. Even though Leia carries a tracker round her wrist. Holdo never says anything about spies, just that Poe is an impulsive flyboy and the last thing they need.

My theater all applauded when she died

Not even
>how did the FO track us through hyperspace?
>there must be a spy onboard
>therefore I shouldn't tell anyone the plan in case the FO spy hears it and we're all screwed if that happens
But no, she's a whamen so you should listen to her without question.

>faceless red lego men
>brutal to genosians
you mean the robots and cgi alien bugs?
your point has defeated you

Attached: bane-gif-16.gif (500x281, 970K)

here's a new hot take: they don't want to waste time putting her on screen goign through what luke did so they cut to the chase to get the plot going forward. Only autismos care that they didn't show her progressing from lifting a grain of sand to lifting a mountain on screen with potty breaks.