The Perfect Europe

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Spain in a French Empire? No way!

good with me desu
we should bomb greece and turn it into our next hawaii

The Spanish people basically don't exist anyway.

your irrelevent country is just province of the glorious french empire now.

give londonistan to the german, we want italia. more in commun and stuff.

Explain why you divided Italy.

Looks like a realistic solution. Spain and Portugal might as well be considered part of Africa though, they are nations of Sudaca.

Italy is a shit country by itself, that's why.

I'd thought you Frenchies would want at least a tiny bit of Great Britain since the centuries long rivalry and stuff.

>Not all British


Makes me sick

>Implying the Brits could conquer anything

Why am I in France

LOL.

stay mad beaner.

It was either that or Germany, no way you guys are staying independent.

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Obviously glorious Fourth Reich tho

>Hungary
Not in this life

Why does Russia have a tiny part of Iceland?

I prefere germany over france. Can we join fourth reich?

bye bye sad guy no no no

Because I'm autistic and can't make maps without fucking shit up.

Also pls give back Finland and the Baltics

Fine by me

Nazi Yorkshire? I can live with this.

so France can have some?

Nope, France must have the Low Countries in honor of Napoleon.

I'm Scottish so I get the joke, we're cucks haha very funny, but I still don't think it's quite right to lump us in with Swedes and Germans. We're not that bad.

OP succ french's baguette's.

>Switzerland split in half
>Switzerland spilt
Urge to eat chocolate cheese in a bank full of watches on a mountain intensifies

Eat my ass heil kaiser dir

I cannot disagree with this. It's beautiful. Großfranken Reich has always been my fetish.

Ukrainian detected

This is the perfect Europe

Kek. Im a germano-italian

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rate

>France
>Relevant

>independent Scotland with colonies

I'll take it to be honest.

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Fucking looks like vomit, nice Switzerland and bonus points on the Independent wales, I rate 9/11. Do you still got the blank template for that map?

My religious refugee inbred descendant friend, you should know that sudaca applies to the people of south america, hence the 'sud'.

Thanks bro

>they literally did

Thanks burger, i like how you show, you like us BUT
this map is retarded
Some Hungarian majority areas are not in hungary, meanwhile we got entire gypsieland, and remuverland.
Thx tho, but read more about Europe before you do any more of these "maps", especially about mid and eastern euros

Thoughts on this Europe?

wtf did you do to Ireland cunt

I like to imagine in this timeline the Hungarians systematically wiped out the Gypsies, if that makes you feel any better.

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not your oc/10

The west and the nordics are a put together better than on the previus "map"
Russia, and mid-east euro still would't work tho
You need at least 3 states in eastern-mid eu, and one unified russia

They are good for cannon-fodder and for basic works if they under strong rule and enforcement, otherwise without those yeah, 98% of them needs to get purged, and one day we will

Nice shitpost

They tried, twice

Made my day, really.

actually Syrian borders were drawn in the same autistic way as on your pic

results can be seen today

hey guys how do you like mine?

wouldn't be the first time babycakes

>never once conquered by any military force in over 800 years, including the french at their absolute peak of military might
>part of french territory

Spain has a better claim over french clay than France has for any patch of land west of the pyrenees.

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DELET!!!

yeah, Sicily really should go the Greeks, other than that pretty good

the perfectest

This
/thread

Go ficky ficky in your country MUHrican trash

Prove it faggot

i fucking love it

Hell, let's give em Campania also. I do agree with giving em parts of turkey, especially pontus.

That shit gets posted in 90% of these map meme threads monkeyman. How about you prove you made it?

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I posted the original one, Ahmed, you can't prove I didn't

Funny neighbor but he talks about Hungary and you are showing of with some few Serbian victories over Austria.

Btw dont fuck with the Germans because they almost erased you from the top of the earth in ww2.

If wasn't the Russians, your ancestors could went smoke in the crematoriums of Hitler.

Do we really need to take on Italy? Let the Greeks have it or something.

Finally someone sane

Actually I made that map and you stole my creation. Prove you didn't.

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Most autistic map incoming

You forgot Dart Vader and Luce Skywalker

> Prove you didn't.
Stopped reading there

Wake up, Jamal, you shat your pants in sleep again.

maybe you would prefer?

You stopped at the end of the post? I'd never have guessed :^)

>:^)
Dropped

>balkanizing everything

I bet you're the same kind of stupid fucking faggot that shits up every kind of mod that happens in /gsg/. Kill yourself, you serb-blooded piece of shit.

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Replace France with Brittonia and the new Roman empire and we're talking.

I don't go to /gsg/

High quality autism 10/10

Regardless of history, I feel this is fair

>scottish cornwall

>No way!
Finally a reason to post this.

Autism: The map

Finally, a map that didn't give me an aneurysm.

fucking fight me right noe E48n1bbs

I swear to god I'll rip your dick off with my teeth

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>Russian Empire - Romanovs
>Kingdom of Poland - Poniatowski
>Kingdom of Prussia - Hohenzollern
>German Empire - Habsburgs
>Kingdom of France - Bourbon
>United Kingdom - Windsor
>Kingdom of Spain - Bourbon
>Kingdom of Italy - Savoy
>Kingdom of Scandinavia - Glucksburg
>Kingdom of Yugoslavia - Karadordevic
>Kingdom of Romania
>Kingdom of Bulgaria
>Kingdom of Hungary
>Ottoman Empire - Osman
>Kingdom of the Maghreb - Alaouite

LET'S FUCKING GO YOU FU CKING SHITPOSTING LIMP DICKED ASS GOPHER

I'LL FUCKING TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO KILOBYTES OF BINARY DATA SO I CAN STREAMLINE MYSELF THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE NETWORK OF BILLIONS OF DEVICES JUST SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE CENTER OF YOUR EYE SO YOUR SHIT ASS RODS AND CONES CAN ONLY FORM THE COLORS TO SPELL THE WORD DICK SO YOU CAN ETERNALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DESTINED TO STUFF IN YOUR FAGGOT FUCKING MOUTH UNTIL YOU DIE

FUCK YOU NIGGER

It's a map of Europe, not of third world shitholes
You're the only big country in Western Europe that could never dominate the continent

u mad bro?

A little, but then I saw your dubs.

Why are portuguese such revisionist?
You got conquered in 11 days in 1807

>Napoleon ordered Junot to commence the invasion, with the cooperation of three divisions from the Kingdom of Spain.

>Paralyzed by fear and indecision, the Portuguese authorities offered no resistance. Junot occupied Lisbon on 30 November 1807 to find that John and many of the leading families had left for Brazil aboard the Portuguese fleet.

>The French quickly occupied the entire country and appropriated or disbanded the Portuguese army
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)

The fact Britain liberated you a year later doesnt nullify your conquest
Otherwise France wasn't conquered in 1940 since it was eventually liberated by Americans