>character is on the shitter
>wipes once, doesn't look
>continues on with his day
Character is on the shitter
Jonathan Adams
Landon Nguyen
>character doesn't clean with toilet paper and then a baby wipe
> character doesn't wash with sopa and water
>character doesn't dry with designated towel
>character doesn't spread that boipucci in front of mirror to see if it's pristine
gross
Joshua Ross
>doesn't get shit on his hand despite his best efforts
Ayden Adams
>characters finger doesn’t break through the toilet paper and he accidentally fingers himself
Brody Roberts
i unironically do that
Joshua Green
>character doesn't shower after they shit
>they just go take a dump any time they need it and wipe
Evan Smith
>character doesn't wipe hard enough to rip the toilet paper, getting shit encrusted pieces of paper stuck in their ass hair that they then have to pick out
disgusting
Caleb Hill
Gavin White
>character doesn't jerk off while pooping
Hunter Young
>character doesn't get a throbbing boner when shitting out a big, healthy turd
James Gutierrez
Adam Reyes
>character takes a shit
>no blood
Cooper Johnson
>character doesn't have any pain while shitting due to the hemorroids around his ass but he's too afraid to go to the doctor for treatment
Asher Martinez
>character doesnt jerk off to pooping
Wyatt Hill
>character only needs five seconds to take a shit
>it's a solid, healthy shit
Tyler Richardson
>character doesn't wear diapers
Jace Ramirez
>character takes a shit at work
>toilet paper doesn't feel like sandpaper and doesn't make him bleed within the first two wipes
Dylan Diaz
>character doesn't completely disrobe before defecating
Connor Mitchell
>character doesn't sit facing the toilet flush button, but the opposite direction
Carson Martinez
kek
Dylan Hall
>2018. character doesn't perform and upper decker while at the in-laws
Thomas Lopez
>character takes shit
>doesn’t jerk off on top of it
Owen Green
>character takes a shit
>doesn't need to lay down for half an hour afterwards
Jayden Myers
>character takes a shit
>doesn't photograph and share it with his close circle of poop enthusiasts
Liam Jones
>character is under a lot of stress
>doesn't shit every half hour
Owen Ward
>character takes a dense shit
> doesn't still have some shit is still in his rectum but not far out enough to dirty his asshole
> doesn't feel uncomfortable despite technically having a clean asshole
Nolan Hill
>Character doesn't have hemorrhoids
Gabriel Carter
>character doesn't jerk off with poop
Levi Adams
this is the worst
Jonathan Rogers
>character stops to shit
Alexander Jones
>Character uses public toilet and doesn't put toilet paper on the seat
>Character sits for poop and doesn't get that look of yuck when his dingle dangle donga hits the porcelain
How do people even watch this?
Brody Morris
>character takes a piss
>it's obviously just tap water
>not a natural brown color
Why do they just add realistic food coloring?
Aiden Sullivan
>character sits on a toilet bowl and shits instead of squatting over a hole in the ground to shit
Ryan Hall
>character takes a shower
>doesn't take a shit and stomp it down the drain
Kayden Clark
>character takes a shower
>doesn't reflect upon all the points in his life where he fucked up
Aiden Smith
uhhh, your piss is supposed to be transparent, like tap water.
you must be drinking a lot of soda or some unhealthy shit li'l boy.
Austin Martinez
>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't strip fully nude
>doesn't sit on the toilet for damn near an hour, straining, grunting, gritting his teeth, making fists so tight his nails dig into his palms, and violently trembling until he's sweating and red in the face, in the end only managing to squeeze out maybe 5 or 6 tiny rabbit pellets before calling it quits
>doesn't give himself a perfunctory wipe, analyzing the toilet paper afterwords and sighing as he observes that it is more or less shit-free with a faint streak of blood
Bentley Morgan
>brown piss
Please see a doctor immediately. One of your vital organs is failing.
Ryan Clark
>character bleeds from ass
>no shit
Owen Adams
lol
Josiah Walker
>character takes a shit
>does not spread his ass-cheeks before sitting down on the toilet
fucking animal
Lucas Lewis
>character doesn't visibly recoil from the sting of buffalo sauce and jalapenos they were shown eating in a previous scene
immersion ruined. the digestive continuity is all fucked at that point
Gavin Gomez
>Character doesn't take a long arm length silky shit.
>Character doesn't pick up log to inspect its magestic glory.
>Character doesn't smear shiny god like turd all over his penis.
>Character doesn't jerk off using own shit as a moisturiser.
>Character doesn't cum all over himself.
>Character doesn't feel disgusted and remorseful about how pointless his sex life is.
Kayden Thomas
>character doesnt use the shit scissors
Tyler Gray
Is Character your name by any chance?
Parker Evans
>character doesn't shave pubes around asshole to streamline the wiping process
Blake Martinez
>Character keeps all his shit in the corner of the bathroom.
>Character spends months storing his shit until he has enough.
>Character builds a version of himself out of shit.
>Character takes shit version of himself to bed.
>Character makes love to his shitty self.
>Character crys after he cums.
>Character kills himself wrapped in the arms of his gay shitty lover.
The End.
Robert Taylor
I'm always afraid of nicking myself and then smearing shit in the cut whenever I wipe, so I never do this. My ass hair is like a jungle tho I might do nair or something
Austin Price
I use a safety razor and have never had an issue, just be careful and hold your poop in for a day if you cut yourself
Aiden Jones
>character takes a shit
>he doesn't get his underwear dirty despite his best efforts to clean his asshole
Jayden Lopez
>character wipes
Ethan Williams
just get a body trimmer dude, you'll thank yourself. it's especially made for hard to reach places.
>tfw asshole is smooth without the need for a razor
>tfw wiping is now some platinum experience shit
Camden Hughes
it's supposed to be a light light yellow. If your pee is clear you're drinking TOO much water and it can fuck you up actually
Ian Torres
How do you shave your asshole?
Camden Scott
Not brown piss user but usually only my first or last piss has any color to it otherwise it's clear. I do drink about 3 liters of water a day.
Wyatt Rivera
Lie on your back on a flat surface and put a mirror in front of yourself. Spread your legs and apply lather. Gently shave with your legs spread, being careful to pull back in areas like around your asshole so you don't cut yourself. Apply aloe gel after.
source: faggot who like to be hairless down there
Asher Young
Dude eat better
Mason Cook
Ah yes, so this is the legendary Sup Forums.......
Anthony Evans
Just some patrician kino connoisseurs discussing their bowel movements and asshole shaving tips
Nolan Allen
Do any straight men do this?
Gabriel Roberts
>character brushes his teeth
>doesn't spit out blood
Henry Gomez
Yeah they do but I don't think they are as thorough as fags like me. There's really nothing inherently gay about shaving your shitter.
Caleb Russell
>character takes a piss
>it isn't chunky and pink
Nathaniel Scott
I shave my balls and they itch like a bastard when it grows back. I can't imagine what a stubbly arsehole is like.
Ryder Ross
Not good, not good at all.
Nathaniel Allen
>character doesn't have a poop knife or poop tongs
even if you don't always need to use them they could just show them in a rack next to the toilet
Caleb Ramirez
>character doesn't poop on his balls
Connor Rivera
All I do is use some leg lather in the shower, put my leg up on the edge of the tub and carefully shave while pulling one cheek apart at a time. Your process sounds too messy.
Jose Hernandez
How do you poo?
I weigh nearly 600lbs now so I HAVE to sit down but not on the toilet, because it would break. I use a beanbag chair as my toilet because when I sit on it it creates a kind of space in the middle with surrounding walls, so when I shit the fecal matter spreads around me but doesn't overflow, then I scoop the shit into the toilet, usually flushing 4 or 5 times to get it all down. It fucking sucks because I use the same beanbag for general sitting and it is starting to smell.
Don't get fat bros. I've tried shitting into a mini-fridge that has been turned on so the cold would cause the shit to condense its moisture and make it easier to flush but it wasn't comfortable
Kayden Smith
>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't change into his shitting clothes
Colton Butler
fair enough, I just don't want to cut myself/get ingrown hairs
Cooper Morgan
>character takes a piss
>pure yellow and it smells like the last thing they just ate
Aaron Mitchell
>character takes a shit
>doesn't go into his outhouse with a little moon carved into the door
>doesn't read the farmer's almanac while shitting
Bentley Morgan
>character doesn't fart a high-pitched and long one accompanied by watery bits of shit flying to the walls of the toilet
>character doesn't leave public toilet leaving some shit in his ass because he's afraid the toiletwill overflow
>character doesn't leave the toilet feeling uncomfortable because of sweaty and somewhat shitty rectum
Levi Wood
>it can fuck you up actually
Care to elaborate? Everyone else tells me I'm just really healthy
Noah Hall
>character has to take a dump in a public restroom
>he nonchalantly sprawl on the toilet seat and start reading a newspaper in an absolutely relaxed way as if he were at his home
do americans really do this?
Jordan Campbell
>character doesn't bleed every time he shits
>doesn't finger his butthole to remove the remaining bits of poo stuck in his rectum
Justin Young
>character is taking an intense shit
>doesn't feel the need to take his shirt off
Julian Kelly
Post proof that you actually do what you described
Henry Collins
just pop them that's what I do
Nathan Wood
>character has to shit in a public stall
>doesn't craft a shit hammock to hold the shit for the next person to use the stall
Luke Allen
>Character has to take a shit.
>Doesn't lay down a few pieces of toilet paper creating a splash pad inside the toilet.
Tyler Ortiz
>character doesn't have to break it in half with a bent wire coat hanger that he keeps behind the cistern
Elijah Butler
>character takes a shit
>his ass isn't burning from all the spicy food
Nicholas Smith
I have poop knife and tongs also user. I get constipated and if I don't break up my shits then they get stuck in the S-pipe. Sometimes I just use the poop tong and put the poop in the trash can and just take it out rather than flush.
Christopher Rogers
>She doesn't suffer from prolapsed hemorrhoids and anal warts
Asher Sullivan
>character takes a shit
>doesn't log his log in the poop journal
Brandon Young
>Character ejaculates
>It's not pink
Cameron Campbell
Goes away in a few months.
Camden Johnson
>character goes for a piss and only gives it a second's shake before zipping up
>doesn't squeeze the remaining drips out from the balls upward, shake vigorously then dry the head with a piece of toilet paper before zipping
Bentley Roberts
>character doesn't wipe and wipe and wipe
>wipes like 50 fucking times
>at this point, surely character has to be clean
>throughout the next couple hours character's ass feels itchy
>goes to bathroom and wipes again
>brown streak from not fully getting it all from before
GODDAMNIT
James Hernandez
Aiden Smith
I know the feeling, you gotta get on the baby wipe program user. It helps, but doesn't solve the issue. The best thing is to take a shower after.
Kayden Martin
Anyone ever try using fire? Like a match or lighter or something? To just singe the hair.
Eli Rodriguez
After the unitial two wipes, take about five sheets of tp and run under water, then sit back down and reach around and press it against the asshole, then wipe again with dry tp, gets it all off.
Logan Parker
>americans are so disgusting they have to look at their shit after wiping
Dylan Wood
iktf
pretty sure it's psychosomatic, I poop like this when I have a heavy workload and am worrying about stuff.