The Last Jedi is the MGS2 of Star Wars. In ten years it will be seen as a post modern masterpiece.
The Last Jedi is the MGS2 of Star Wars. In ten years it will be seen as a post modern masterpiece
Eli Thompson
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Jason Rogers
This but unironically
Tyler Lopez
>In ten years it will be seen as a post modern masterpiece.
pretty much
Zachary Barnes
this but ironically.
Caleb Johnson
MGS2 is not so bad if skip all the coded conversations with Rose and a few cutscenes.
Adam Diaz
That's what the La Li Lu Le Lo want you to think.
Aaron Ward
Excellent work minion. here is your payment.
Ethan Evans
Hudson Hall
(Un)Ironically these
Alexander Garcia
In ten years it will be forgotten for whatever new popular trash is playing. Probably still starwars and capeshit
Ryan Hill
no, it's the BvS of Star Wars, complete with its own MARTHA moment in Leia flying through space
Gabriel Turner
I 10 years time it will probably be in the bottom 5 ranked of 20 odd star wars movies.
Cameron Wilson
>In ten years
They'll still be trying to shift Finn action figures from TFA in ten years.
Jeremiah Perez
But mgs2 has aged like milk
Robert Sanders
This movie was so bad it literally killed one of the biggest toy retailers in the world
Nathan Bell
its so easy to trigger anti TLJ soyboys nowadays
keep it up OP
Eli Price
>MGS2
>post modern masterpiece
MGS2 is a warning against post modernism
These half truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated but nobody is right. Not even natural selection can take place here.
Juan Ramirez
I thought toys r us went out of business years ago?
Brandon Robinson
To be fair it's also due to Hasbro overcharging for their stuff. Transformers toys are the same way, $150 for a TRU exclusive Cybertron/Primus toy that's over 10 years old and probably costs 10 bucks to make.
Aiden Watson
I said this when TLJ came out.
The difference is that MGS2 at least functions as a game. TLJ does not function as a movie.
James King
Last year in the US and this year in the UK
Zachary Richardson
Don't you fucking compare last shit Jedi to one of the best games ever made you utter utter cunt.
Joseph Clark
One of those is shit on purpose
the other is shit but the creator(s) didn't realize until after it came out
Gavin Hall
>post modern masterpiece
In 10 years, New sincerity will overtake irony and no one will agree this is a good movie.
Evan Walker
>actually saying "this but redditronically"
Jacob Clark
This
Evan Peterson
Nobody was even talking about TLJ last week mate. Even the people who liked in the theatre fail to remember anything genuinely discussion worthy
It was vapid as fuck
Anthony Lopez
If you had played MGS2 back when it came out, you would have been crying about having to play as this gay faggot Raiden and how you wanted to be le ebin badass Solid Snake and how Kojima is a hack for LE SUBVERTING YOUR EXPECTATIONS xDDD
You only pretend to like it now because you played it 10 years removed from its release and you had Matthewmatosis and Super Bunnyhop to explain its themes for you.
Asher Thompson
I felt nice after finishing MGS2
After watching Last Jedi I just wanted to puke and erase my memory
Colton Baker
MGS2 is kino
Asher Walker
The La Li Lu Le Lo!?
Jason Turner
games r totally 2deep4u only u understand m8 thx u 4 ur help
Cameron Ortiz
>dude SUBVERSHUN lmao
Yeah, I guess. They also have hack directors in common.
Kevin Ortiz
The Last Jedi is the Metal Gear Pachinko of Star Wars.
Jordan Mitchell
I liked MGS2 because it was my first Metal Gear game. I played it shortly after it came out and had no expectations for it. I loved it and I loved MGS3 even more. The only other one I played was MGS5 and it was meh.
Jayden Brown
this but satirically.
Lucas Baker
43 manchild who has now finally given up on this story.
I''ll always enjoy the OT but every single thing since then has been a waste of my time.
That last film ruined Luke and I'd waited 30+ years to see him again and they fucked it, poor Mark Hamill he got ass raped by the mouse.
James Stewart
TLJ has good ideas but mixed execution
Nicholas Lewis
Kojima was a prophet
Hudson Reyes
Post modern masterpiece of shit from land whale shark buried with sea floor crab balls sucked by dead plankton brain amoeba resurrected with day-glo yeast discharge hair of anus
Chase Perez
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Jose Cook
some dudes didnt take their medication today I see.
do something useful and shoot an school or something.
Connor Turner
>In ten years it will be seen as a post modern masterpiece.
sure thing kiddo
Noah Sullivan
No SW movies are masterpiece.
But yes I actually agree about the comparison. Just seen the movie. Subvert SW tropes intelligently. Strong performances from Driver, Serkis, Hamill. Excellent art direction and cinematography. Interesting themes about free wills and manicheism. And it stays entertaining and feels like a true SW movie that tries some new things, instead of that rehash formula TFA was.
Jace Butler
No, there is a big difference.
Kojima wanted to make MGS2 in that way. He had those ideas and wanted to put them into a game (same with MGS1).
The Last Jedi is an processed movie. They wanted to make a Star Wars movie, no matter what it was going to tell, they needed just because of the money.
Same happens with the pre-Disney Star Wars. Lucas wanted to tell those stories (even if he wanted the money too, like Kojima, obviously).
That's why new Star Wars movies will never be same. Nobody wants to make them.
Jace Stewart
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS GOOD, STWONG WOMEN AND WEYLO
STAH WAHS BAD, NO WIKEY WUKE SKYWALKAH
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
YUMMY YUMMY, ME EAT HAPPY MEAL FOH THE STAH WAHS TOY
ME BOY STAH WAHS ACTION FIGURES
ME PWAY STAH WAHS VIDEO GAMES
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
GIANT WAZERS AND WIGHTSABER FIGHTS! WE WUV THEM!
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OWIGINALS GOOD, PWEQUELS BAD
WAIT NO ACTUALLY PWEQUELS GOOD
STAH WAHS ALL GOOD
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS GOOD CAUSE STWONG WOMEN
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS BAD CAUSE ES JAY DOUBWEYEWS
ME WUV GEOWGE WUCAS
ME HATE GEOWGE WUCAS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS CAHTOONS
ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
ME KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO “JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN” BECAUSE ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
OH BOY! TIME TO WATCH MORE STAH WAHS MOVIES
ME WATCH CWONE WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEBEWS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS HOWWIDAY SPECIAW
ME WATCH EWOK ADVENTUWES
ME WATCH STAH WAHS MACHETE ORDER
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEVISITED
ME WATCH STAH WAHS DESPECIAWIZED
ME GO TO STAH WAHS CONVENTION AND WUN AWOUND DWESSED AS STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
YAAAAY! ME BUY MOWE PWASTIC CWAP SHAPED WIKE STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
ME WANT STAH WAHS FUNKO POPS
ME BUY STAH WAHS TOYS
STAH WAHS WEGOS
STAH WAHS
I’M GONNA BEND OVER AND PUT IN MY STAH WAHS BUTTPWUG WHILE I WATCH!
ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WANNA SUCK HAN SOWOS COCK CUZ ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
I DONT WIKEY A POWITICIAN ON TV, I’M GONNA COMPARE HIM TO DARTH VADUH (DUH BAD GUY FWOM STAH WAHS)
ME SPEND AWWWWWW DAY WATCHING STAH WAHS MOVIES AND CARTOONS
ONWY BOOKS I WIKE AW STAH WAHS BOOKS
I SAY I PWACTICE JEDIISM CAUSE ME WUV STAH WAHS
ME DWESS UP AS KYWO WEN FOR HAWWOWEEN AND GO TWIK OR TWEETING
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OH I LOVE STAH WAHS SO MUCH IM GONNA MASTUHBATE TO CARREY FISHER BIKINI AND IMAGINE US DOING COKE TOGEVVUH
ME FOURTY YEARS OWD
ME NEVER GWOW UP
ME STAY WIDDLE KID FOWEVUH
ME JUST SPEND TIME WATCHING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexander Butler
IMAGINE being the girl who's having sex with the thing on the right
Liam Brown
He's probably a virgin. Or asexual.
Tyler Gray
The Last Jedi is the Metal Gear: Survive of the Star Wars series.
Evan Phillips
I'm sure he's a furry, and pretty much all of those are gay.
Xavier Johnson
Kojima is God
Sebastian Thompson
>postmodernism
>star wars
>the force is oppression
why TLJ sucked and why no one bought the toys
Julian Anderson
Goddammit, I have to replay MGS2.
Austin Smith
>The year 2028
>Star Wars - Episode 25: Jedi Boogaloo hits the cinemas
>Neo cyber /tv will see Episode 8 as the Citizen Kane of the Star Wars kektalogy
Easton Baker
>post modern
It's one word, not two. And if you don't know how to write it, you almost certainly don't understand what it means.
Juan Bell
b-but jesus references!!!
Cameron Hughes
>Excellent art direction and cinematography. Interesting themes about free wills and manicheism. And it stays entertaining and feels like a true SW movie that tries some new things
KEK
Josiah Stewart
People hate it here because the bad guys aren't space nazis anymore they're space Sup Forums
Noah Hernandez
more chances of you getting pussy or cancer in your lifetime than The Last Jedi being considered anything but garbage in the next millenia.
Nicholas Myers
Dude Toys R Us was failing before the star wars movie how can you blame it for causing them to go out of business?
Isaiah Russell
Go fuck yourself pal watch them twice in slow Mo
Cameron Garcia
Actually, I liked it and it was my first Metal Gear Solid game. It's not the best once you play the other games, especially Snake Eater, but I didn't have much of a problem with the change in protagonist and I played it when it came out.
Justin Johnson
best part of the TLJ was when it ended.
David Howard
Checkmate, atheists
Dylan Butler
Awwww yeah HD monster Luuke
Juan Foster
>tfw citizen kane isn't all that great, our standards are just so incredibly low