Hey user, you want to go to the Batman Beyond thread with me?

Hey user, you want to go to the Batman Beyond thread with me?

That'd be pretty schway. Also Mad Stan was the best villain.

Will he what?

>Be Willie
>commit acts of terrorism with a golem
>get a slap on the wrist due to minor and Gotham courts
>months away from getting out of juvie
>get ripped
>get high tier psychic powers
>throw it all away to get your ass kicked by a rich jock and get thrown back in jail permanently

Was Watt dumber than the 2nd smartest student joining a Jokerz gang and trying to kill Max for being #1?

That Zeta episode was pretty cool.

>Stan sees the Feds going after disguised Zeta
>without second thought Stan goes to save him just to get back at the Man

Face it, anons, comic books are awful today.

Marvel thrives off of making people upset. Its' creative teams are no talent hacks that can't write or draw any better than high-school teenagers dreaming up fan-fiction for established characters. Nothing is sacred and legacy characters are replaced with a flavour of the week that tastes like shwarbage! Events are piled on top of events and have no lasting impact. It's the same formula every time!

DC can barely do any better. The only difference is that they've got some of the old British wave under their belt to play off of. Ellis, Morrison, Alan Moore as much as he hates them. And again, their legacy works mean nothing. Nothing in the face of profit, man!

Warner Brothers and Disney own them! It's the corporations that drive creative thinking into the gutter! Follow the formula, follow the rules, don't upset anyone and kowtow to the majority! And what do we end up with? America! Bat-Girl! Young Avengers! SHWARBAGE!

Image and Dark Horse can barely hold it together, either!

Image, a company for independent creator content. More like scripting for movie deals! Just make tv series and movies already, Millar! Don't make us wait months on a hiatus for Jupiter's Legacy! How long has Elephant Men been going on for? For 80 issues?! The Walking Dead is a zombie itself, feasting on the brains of people too stupid to drop it! AAARGH!

Dark Horse survives only off of translations from adaptations! Franchises, man! Franchising and selling out! Avatar! Alien! Predator! Don't get me STARTED on translations! Manga and european comics need to stay out of our sovereignty! Globalization will be the death of the nation!

Cartoons?! Flash animation! Tweening! Animation is dead! Reboots add nothing new and spit on what is now a corpse of a good show!

Teen Titans Go!
NuPPG
Samurai Jack
And Johnny Bravo soon?!

IT'S TOO MUCH!

THERE'S ONLY ONE ANSWER, Sup Forums! ONE TRUTH THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS AND ONE SOLUTION EVERYONE CAN HEAR

BLOW IT ALL UP!

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keep going fagot

Back off user's going with me! He doesn't want to date some psycho. And you don't even Shiv, licken chegs

>mfw I heard Mad Stan and figured out he was being played by Henry Rollins
I mean, that's just genius casting right there

This is gold.

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He was always a joker as a way to get back at his shitty mom

>This thread

>Mad Stan invading and blowing up every comic book and cartoon in the world
I never knew how much I needed this until right now

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Somedays you just can't lose a Stan.

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS AN ALL-CALL EMERGENCY

PEOPLE ARE *DYING* AND HE WON'T STOP EXPLODING, SOMEONE CALL SPONGEBOB AND HIDE THIS MASSIVE ROCK OF ULTRA PURE AND SUPER VOLTATILE NUCLEAR MATERIAL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

...

SURE.

Also obligatory bad ends.

>Gave him Telekinesis instead of technopathy
I know they wanted their Akira ref, but they could have gone about it a little more creatively.

Stan is not red-pilled. HE IS THE RED PILL.