What is the one true religion, Sup Forums?

What is the one true religion, Sup Forums?

Judaism, you silly goyim.

Atheism. Also, check 'em.

Praise Lastation

Nowaru Ackbar!

Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!

Atheism.
>inb4 tips fedora
M'Jesus *tips fedora*

Thelema, Sup Forums knows it as kekism.

Scientology

this
שלום חבר

It's a mix of Voodoo and Methodist.

which one is one people universally come to regardless of location, culture etc

there's atheists everywhere, those people come to that conclusion because religion is purely a result of the above things i mentioned. either every single religion is correct or none are

Agnostic

Deism,if you can call it a religion...

Did somebody say one true religion?

Kekism

>2016
>Asking for the ONE religion

Islam, you filthy kuffar

>implying there is such a thing as truth
your white male privilege is showing

in all seriousness though, it's foolish to think you KNOW what the true religion is. If there even is one.

This, I'd convert if I weren't worshipping a shitskin.

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Scientology

KEK

This exact same thread again?

why do you ask such silly questions my child

Orthodoxy

Pantheism

Kuk worship

Shadilay, brother.

FPBP "Some call it communism..."

T. Known Boss

Pantheism is a classification of beliefs (like Theism, and Atheism both are).

I am a Taoist, which is a pantheistic religion.

>being a LARPer

Common now. Even your own text predicted Christ.

Hey man, considering I grew up being told to believe I'm literally cannibalizing the messiah for redemption every Sunday, daily meditation and stretching seems pretty legit.

May my digits profess my faith

This

JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!

animism

They're all true, what really matters is the strength of the believers and their faith.
The stronger your men, the stronger their faith, the stronger your god.

Simulism

Jesus is dead fag, move on

Touhouism.

There is absolutely no question about it.

The one with the biggest pauldrons.

KEKISM YOU FUCK!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

WHY DO YOU NOT WORSHIP KEK!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

kek-aku

Survival is the ultimate ideology.

on a serious note, "christ the eternal tao" is a good book : ^ )

KEK'D
PRAISE KEK!

animism

The cult of kek

>what really matters is the strength of the believers and their faith
Not so much if you're a Terrestrial God.

ideology formed by a spoiled degenerate manchild, Sup Forums def knows it

doesn't the act of identifying yourself religiously totally negate the notion that you can engage in a 'one true religion'?

PRAISE KEK! TRIPS!

THIS IS A KEK THREAD NOW!

WE ARE TAKING IT OVER!

So you're retarded is what you're saying?

Calvinism