*Knocks on your door*

>*Knocks on your door*
>Trick or treat!

What do?

I already ran out of delegates so have these candies instead.

Here you go. Enjoy the holidays.

I would say "the candy Dahnald..."
And he would look at me like I was autistic

Give him delegates

Show me your boobs, Heidi. Give me a treat, and then I'll give you something very sweet.

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you sick bastard.

Who is this mysterious man?

>Mfw

Give them cheese

>Pull out phone
>Check date
>Slam door

...

give them throat lozenges

I'd hand him and his kids the entire fucking bowl.

>Dahnald... I've come to take your heart!

Hand them some little toy turtles.

fpbp . kekish.

Give them all the candy I have and just end my night there.

Hand out the entire bowl of delegates.

Tell his children I'm their real father and watch them run into my arms crying.

It's not Halloween faggot
Get off my lawn
>chamber shotgun

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>mute TV
>panic while wondering if I left porch light on
>hold breath and slowly lower myself to floor
>army crawl to window
>sweat profusely throughout entire ordeal
>peep out already bent from so much use blind
>stare and pray they go away
>turn off light when they leave and go back to watching the office Halloween episodes

Someone post the webm of El Rato calling ppl for Trump.
>All around me are familiar places.

Drop the delegates and no one gets hurt.

>phantom of the delegates.jpg

Cute kids, almost makes me want some of my own.

Give him all the delegates

Give a nice block of cheese

...

Give him candy, compliment his nice family, and wish them a good night.

This man doesnt deserve to be memed anymore, hes on our side for fuck sake.

Give all the kids treats and a magpul magazine filled with 5.56 to good old Ted.

You guys like to mock him and he has his faults, but this motherfucker is a fucking lion when debating and protecting the second amendment..

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For real, Cruz is great now. He put his honor aside and put his country above all else.

...

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He doesn't want to fade away so he's confronting real issues which the establishment doesn't like since their media tool lays out what people should know.

Trick
>throw live rats at them

...

Hand me those delegates or I'll egg your house Donhald

You're too late Ted, go back to Texas.

Then I'd ask him if that big porno store is still just across the red river.

Ted is two faced not surprised.

Tell me, why does he wear the mask?

spoopy spoopy delagates

>hand kids a fun size snickers each
>offer dad a pull off the ol' bottle
>take woman by the hand
>lead her to the swing

why is the phantom of the opera disguised as Ted Cruz?

Fuck, this made me laugh hard.

>a magpul magazine filled with 5.56 to good old Ted
kek I thought you meant magdump into him at first

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

sorry, all out of rat food

Tell them they're going to have to go back. The real Halloween was Monday.

Put a delegate in ted's bag.

I love raisins. I'd always trade my shit suckers / rockets for them.