Do you or will you spank your children if they misbehave Sup Forums?

Do you or will you spank your children if they misbehave Sup Forums?

I spank my daughter when she misbehaves. I don't give a damn what her college counselor says, it's healthy for our relationship.

I think its fine as long as you don't do it too often and as a last resort but you should never hit your daughters as a first resort. You're gonna turn them into sluts with weird fetishes and daddy issues.

>having children
Nice shitskin meme

By spanking your child you are violating the NAP and ensuring your son will become a statist.
You wouldn't want that, would you?
Would you...
..spank me?
Would you....
..put a gun to my head?

I think it's time to reconsider.

no but i'll spank my wife

No, I use minor psychological warfare. Whenever they break rules and so on I'll put a pebble or two in the soles of their shoes. Then keep adding a new pebble or two each day. Eventually their soles are so uncomfortable they start getting irritated and catch onto my game. I also started moving the things in their bedroom ever-so-slightly every day so they started freaking out. Oh, and this one time, I made a shortcut to the execute command for deleting system 32 on our old computer. I disguised it as Minecraft. Good shit. I get kicks out of it, they don't get hurt and they start acting better.

They will get spanked if reasoning with them with logic doesn't work.

id close fist pummel them

out of love

>delete system 32 disguised as minecraft

That's fucking beautiful

Absolutely not. It is child abuse. You do not hit another person, especially not a child. I have not and will not spank my 5 year old daughter.

Wait until Tyrone does it for you good choice

No, because I have a spanking fetish from when my mom spanked me, and id rather not risk my kids having the same fetish

I can't wait to get spanked and dominated by an Aryan woman.

Nah, there are so many better options. I could humiliate the kid in front of their friends, break their shit and film their reaction, trick them into admitting that what they're doing is stupid...I don't expect this to happen that often, though, since I'd be both rewarding and punishing my kid instead of just punishing them when they stop doing what I don't want them to do.

Kid gets an A on a big project? Let's eat somewhere a little fancy to celebrate. Kid stands up to a bully? Whether or not my kid beat the bully's ass or got their ass beat, let's buy a game and play it together. Kid demonstrates self-control/good judgment/critical thinking? Let's plan a day together for the next time I have a day off.

And when my kid inevitably gets rebellious during their adolescent years, I'll be as objective as possible and minimize our interactions or lay out the information she needs in order to get a job, find an apartment, and prepare for life elsewhere.

Ideally I'd raise a kid who's objective and capable of reasoning. Not sure where the mother plays into this, though. I'm definitely not getting married.

Nope

Spanking leads to money problems drug usage and degeneracy

No, that would be a violation of the NAP.

Not if it's going to make CPS hand the child over to some brainwashing cuck instead.
Rather, I'd get my spawn hooked on MMORPGs, and whenever he misbehaves I get to go into his account and take one item of my choice.

>"...stop doing what I want them to do."
>or
>"...start doing what I don't want them to do."
>oops

>homosex
>kids
please no

>delete system 32 as minecraft
>making your own computer you paid for a paperweight

Niggerteier behavior

Yes but not for misbehaving I save spanking for those
You fucked up big time moments
Like the time my son lit a tree on fire
But misbehaving in a store or some shit just is timeout grounding and things he likes being taken away

My parents never spanked us, but the threat of it happening was definitely a thing.

My father had a bigass fucking paddle specifically for it. Thing must've weighed 10 lbs. We knew he wouldn't fuck around if it got to that point.

For everything else, my mother had a "punishment bag". She'd write down all sorts of punishments on pieces of paper and put them in the bag. You could end up getting a big punishment for a small violation, so it wasn't really worthwhile to be little shits.

Also, a good tip: When they're still young enough that they can't tell the passage of time very well yet, put them in the corner and tell them "You're going to sit there for 30 minutes" and then add 5 minutes every time they talk back to you or show anything but remorse for what they've done. Ask them if they're sorry. No? 5 more minutes. Even if you only have them sit there for 30 minutes, they might think they've been sitting there for a couple hours with how bored they get.

I spank only for willful disobedience. Basically, when my child knows something is wrong and attempts to hide the crime before it is committed. If he can demonstrate reason in planning the action, there is no cause to believe reasoning will be effective in punishment.

Do you support the use of spanking against me?

Here in Arizona spanking is actually on the books legal.

oh i spank em real good boy