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>tfw when ENT is ranked below VOY and DS9

Youre not gonna hold me down no more.

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>I find interspecies mating rituals fascinating to watch

Why did the Founders include this in his genetic programming?

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For the Dubsminion

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Do it for her

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Secret Obsidian Order reminder: Dukat did nothing wrong

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A swing and a miss

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Nana Visitor married this clown

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I wish Data would've maimed people. He's got super robot strength, but he never uses it for anything awesome like ripping someone's arm off and beating the shit out of them with it. Missed opportunity right there.

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Reminder that Dukat did Kiras mom

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>anybody who thinks enterprise is not the best star trek

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IT'S BEEN A LONG WAY

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ARRIVING FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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user please talk to me because while it is an underrated trek series it is in no way better than DS9

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based

What counts as more, Geordi fucking 100 hot chicks on the holodeck or Barclay hurting 1 little girl irl?

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there are no fans more deluded and obsessed than DS9, even though on average is just as bad as VOY

Half of ENT is the worst Star Trek of all time, and it only becomes a good show in its last season.

But the start is the best, it's the most true to the actual idea behind star trek.

>first steps outward
>literally no idea what the fuck to even expect
>making shit up as they go because no protocol has been established yet for basically everything
>eventually learning the ropes and founding the federation

It was all about true exploration and learning their place in the galaxy. The last season is where it got boring, IMO.

BUT MY HOUR IS FINALLY CLOSE

You honestly have to have brain damage to think this when TNG season 1, most of VOY and fucking STD exist.

Fuck Enterprise, fucking piece of shit is the first Discovery REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN LICK THE GROUND

>based white captain
>good ol' boy chief engineer
>reactionary white tactical officer
>sexy ass vulcan
>nippon comms officer
>pussy slaying Phlox

the only nigger on the show has less scene time than the captains dog

And? The fucking piece of shit shouldn't exist. "Ge guys remember the *first Enterprise that was actually an upside down Akira class that was like totally super special and important?"

The fact enterprise took a good concept and totally fucking ruined it for three seasons makes it worse than STD. Same with voyager except concept ruined for the entire ruin.

STD was a big nothing pile built around a mary sue. There was nothing good about it to ruin.

NX-01 was comfy as fuck lad

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>having an objectively wrong opinion

Must suck being you.

don't try to argue, enterprise is trek for conservatards. They like that the token black is a total dipshit and all the white people act overconfident retards who've just said "maybell hold mah beer" while every minority character needs a white person to tell them how to do their jobs.

Do you really have to bring your cancerous political garbage into this?

>le everything is raycis
Kys immediately.

>everything
nah, just enterprise fans. They're ignoring how totally horrid it is because it felates their feefees.

>tfw Kim's betaness goes to such extents he literally ends up in love with a corpse

Was he supposed to be Voyager's Barclay?

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everyone hated the actor so they fucked with him as much as possible.

and gets dumped by her in the end with a literal "it's not you, it's me"

what did he do to become so hated? I know the rest of the cast made fun of him about getting fatter and fatter over the course of the show, but did he actually have some sort of attitude issues?

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Bet you like having a STD as well.

No need for Sup Forums senpai, JUST telling it like it is about this fucking poece of shit self insert entry in to Star Trek. It's JUST like how Gundam Unicorn self inserted in to Universal Century Gundam history.

I think it was the production staff and the writers who hated him (the character), Not the cast hating the actor.

Sing it with me lads

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

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>No need for Sup Forums
its the force behind the enterprise apologetics.

Pretty sure Barclay has Geordi beat, when it comes to ejaculating in holo-pussies.

>bi-millennial reminder that the salt and protein in Barclays cum was recycled into food.

barclay may have made holowaifus, but he never confused them for the real version.

Don't talk to me or my ships dog ever again

How can non-androids even compete?

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Anyone have the full viewing guide for Voyager that doesn't end with Threshold?

there isn't a full viewing guide that doesn't end with threshold. Because there was no reason for the show to continue past threshold.

It's a Voyager tries to rip off a great TNG storyline and manages to fuck it up episode

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There was no reason for DS9 to continue past “If Wishes were Horses.”

Tfw only watched TOS and movies and stopped at Generations and didn't bother with TNG and beyond because that's just pathetic lmao

>tfw almost finished watching Enterprise
>tfw suddenly remember that it got cancelled after four season

It's not fair bros.

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Triggered

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Spot or Portos?

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>and DS9
How do you even function

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they hated his work ethic

I actually think Discovery is better than Enterprise. It's more fast pace and has higher energy.

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I'm a dog guy but realistically if you are going to have a pet on a starship a cat is much more manageable. Imagine the absolute state of the ship from poor Porthos pissing and shitting all over the place.

STD is probably better than both VOY and ENT but the latter two have much higher highs

>muh fee fees
Only one worried about that here is you dude. Stop making everything about victimization and you won't be anymore.

Yeah cus cats dont shit and piss. Get a grip, user.

CBS shill here.

Indeed retconing is the coolest sugoi!!!

they can be trained to use the designated shitting box

>enterprise is trek for conservatards.

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damn, this thread still has these kinds of spergs?

meh. DIS wasnt that bad, but it has ZERO rewatchability. You can't just sit down and watch one episode. That reason alone, I could never rank it above the others

A cat would be scared by all the people running around on the ship. A dog would just have fun and be fun too, unlike a cat.

I got nothing against ENT being given a spot above VOY, but above DS9? Haha keep dreaming doggo.

Ah yes, Weyoun Off By One

Dukat defended the racemixing of his daughter, encouraged her adherence to Bajoran cultural rituals, and then sold his people out to the Dominion globalists the very same day.

No

Well yes sorry to say but it happened user.

I wanna get in there.

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>Defended racemixing of his daughter
He stood behind his family like a true Cardassian
>Encouraged her adherance to Bajoran religion
It was her heritage and he was secretly learning the intricacies so he could cuck all of the Bajoran people at once by fucking their pope
>sold his people out to the Dominion globalists the very same day
To save them from utter annihilation by the Klingons and the ensuing BKC beatdown of his country women.
Talk about fake news, SAD!

Dukat became a religious man in the end so he was a bit good.

hey (((founder))) whatcha doin

You're needed over at Sup Forums.

>triggered tumblrbaby admits to it
Like clockwork

Hey, can you cool it with the changling bashing, Goylid?

You have an entire board to piss in. Why come here?

This is my board, tumblr. You're welcome to fuck right back off to your safe space if you're literally shaking this bad.

Yes there is, and here it is

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Guides are cancer posted by manboobs.

I ALMOST want to give voyager another watchthrough, haven't seen it since the original airing in fact, but I just remember episode after god awful episode of HURR I'M A BORG I HAVE TO RETURN TO MY RECHARGE CHAMBER DUH DUH HUMAN EMOTIONS MAYBE? UH I'M A BORG WHATEVER OH HARRY DO YOU WANT TO BONE? NO WELL NEVERMIND THEN I GUESS DUH DUH CHARGING CHAMBER, it just dragged on and on for fuck all

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Calm down, user. It's just a show.

one that's annoying to watch
ugh forget I don't need another genderswapped retread of the Picard/Data relationship

SIR, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, SIR!
*readying tazer*

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Why was O'brien's racism shown as acceptable?

GET THE FECK OUT THE CAR YE FECKIN SPOONIE LOVER

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because he's a loudmouthed drunk like all micks?

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MIRESU EDUADO O'BUAIAN

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Pol. Go. Now.

why did star trek writers invent an entire alien race of soulless, emotionless automata when we already have asians?

Sup Forums is overflowing with poo, so some of that poo has to come here.

t. Paddy O'Semtex

Holy shit the tumblr is triggered tonight.

Can Data piss and shit? I know he can eat.

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Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek? Not normal sex but a kind of alien sex that's different so it's not porn?