OH YEAH DUDE I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED RIGHT NOW.
I'M ON DAY 15 OF NOFAP, AND LET ME TELL YOU, I'VE MADE MAJOR GAINS IN THE GYM. WOMEN CAN SMELL MY PHEROMONES, AND I FEEL WAY MORE CONFIDENT.
I COME HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I USED TO BE A LOSER LIKE YOU. FAPPING TO PORN, WATCHING ANOTHER GIRL GET FUCKED BY A DUDE WITH A BIGGER DICK THAN YOURS. NO WONDER YOU GUYS HAVE "MUH ANXIETY". YOU HATE YOURSELVES AND UR KEKS.
NOFAP IS FOR REAL MEN.
PORN TURNS YOU INTO PIC RELATED
MUH ORGASMS
What the fuck? That picture is real
>jacking off turns me into lebron james
What are we sliding today maple fucker?
It's a literal meme realized in reality.
>WOMEN CAN SMELL MY PHEROMONES
NO KIDDING BRAH!
I SMELL SO MUCH EVEN GUYS ARE COMING ON TO ME. I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY 15 GUYS THIS WEEK!
le bron is so fucking ugly
women might bang to gank his cash
thats it
how is this picture even real? it's so meme it looks like a staged parody
the balding and baby jersey are a perfect topping to this cuckery
>tfw you will never have shirts as impeccably tailored as english royalty
WOMEN SMILE AT ME MORE. MY MANAGER AT WORK STARTED WINKING AT ME. PERHAPS SHE'S A SEMEN DEMON, BUT I'M WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK. I CANNOT BELIEVE I USED TO WATCH PEOPLE FUCK INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING IT. HARNESS YOUR MASCULINE ENERGY THROUGH SPIRIT SCIENCE.
You act like you've never been laid before.
I have, but i like when people think i'm innocent. But yeah go back to jacking off to porn, fucking degenerate cuckold.
>2016
>cuckhoop players have more money than britcuckistans prince
>lmao
>I jackoff to men impreganting women who would never want my inferior non Never Fap seed
HAHAHAHA, GO BE A BETA SOMEWHERE ELSE, KEKOLD!
Britains,?...
MORE LIKE KEKSTAINS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>women might bang to gank his cash
>might bang to gank his cash
>women might
>might
I dont need to jack off
I fuck about 5 different girls per week EVERY week
Im the real Alpha
Just find a good Christian woman and have a bunch of aryan kids with her. Stop playing video games, stop drinking, stop watch degenerate films. Support your woman, i hate when betas stop trying to be a man like this. (waaah women r mean, waaaah women are liars and cheaters). Well it's the fault of the men who werent better husbands, and more supportiv.e
hahaha, no you don't
you must be 18+ to post
>americlap doubting
Heh, nothin personal kiddo
Have fun with your hand
>Porn turns you either into Lebron James or a literal prince/princess.
other than the CAPS autism he is right.
>Start no fap
>7 days feeling great, confident and horny
>have a wet dream
>feel exactly the same as if I masturbated
11 days on and I can tell you this shit is overrated.
What's this Niger doing touching the future queen
I FUCK WOMEN!
Don't satirize this shit. It does work.
Shit I'd hate to be American dude.. You got these big niggers are your idols that women fap over. Meanwhile in Europe we got David beckhams and ibrahimovices
Bro, the point isn't that there aren't any good women.
The point is that some women will definitely bang anything for cash.
You North Americans are literally the cucks. You got nigger rappers. Niger athletes. Nigger presidents. All cucking you. Sure we got pakis and Muslims but they have to rape to get women. Your women are throwing themselves at niggers
tfw gf has same body unf long distance sucks. imma go spank out a creamy Cleveland
You North Americans are literally the cucks. You got nigger rappers. Niger athletes. Nigger presidents. All cucking you. Sure we got pakis and Muslims but they have to rape to get women. Your women are throwing themselves at niggers.
You are getting cucked long distance cuck.
Spank out a creamie cleavland? You're such a cuck
Forgot your proxy?
You North Americans are literally the cucks. You got nigger rappers. Niger athletes. Nigger presidents. All cucking you. Sure we got pakis and Muslims but they have to rape to get women. Your women are throwing themselves at niggers..
He is the only man of the planet with a shittier hairline than lebron
Wow and they say reddit is full of cucks. You leafs always surprise me how terrible you are. Listen here nerd nerd virgin you can give her everything and she's still going to betray you.
I could probably fuck 5 ugly slags a week. A 10/10 "beautiful celebrity" in the UK is a 7 out of 10 at best in the USA. But I guess beggars can't be choosers ehh?
>stop drinking
Fucking dropped.
I have a confession to make.
I got super depressed about the election and after going to church I promissed God I wouldn't fap until after the election. I made it a few weeks and then today I was resting in bed after work and I just rubbed my dick back and forth just a bit to some pics on my phone and the sensitivity was too much...
I feel like I've failed my country, Trump, and my God.
I've been asking for forgiveness and plan to go to confession tomorrow.
I want to believe it's not over.
I love my country!
Getting ganked in the first place. 2casual4me
>confession tomorrow
You are going to hell.
You think you just get to do what ever you want without consequence like some sjw!
And no, you "feeling bad" doesn't mean shit
>Doesn't fuck ugly despite their pheromones
>Believes his pheromones will get him laid
Pick one.
If we lose its your fault and I will do everything in my power to find you
It's real and it's spectacular.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOPPEST OF KEKS ASSNIGGERKIKESTRAILIASONOFACUNTAILIA MY FUCKING GOD SIDES ARE IN ORBIT MAMA DOUCHES FAMOUS SPAGHEAD MEATALL SPICY AYYYYYYYYYY
its ok. he full of shit anyway
theres a fag like him in every thread
Poor ol' Willie
>I'm better than 99% of the rest of the male population because I don't jack off
Is nofap degeneracy?
jesus masturbated fervently
I masterbate to Jesus religiously
Satan loves you, and you're his good little cuck for drinking his potion. Faggot.
Loser who justifies him being a virgin with
>muh women r so shit fuck feminism amirite? lmao
I rarely ever meet feminists, just normal women. Fucking beta cuck.