Think of the leading character of the opposite gender from you in the last Sup Forums thing you watched/read. It has to be the opposite gender from you. Ready?
You will have to have a child with them. What is the kid like, how happy would family life be?
um, I genuinely don't know, but I imagine it involves body horror
SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT
I'm only on like issue 10 so idk if she chills out later, but she'd fucking despise me.
>Wife is a werewolf
Idk about the kids, but I'm happy
rip adrien
the kid is even worse than marinette when it comes to panic mode
though i've been needing someone to push me somewhat
Oh man.
Aw man. That really bums be out. She'll disappear like rose and leave me. Bright side: Badass magical destiny child. Downside: I will never be as cool a dad as Greg
fuck.
I just had to watch TMNT after batman TAS.
I guess I could do worse than april oneill.
Family life would be shit because I'm not in a position to be raising children and she might make more than me at my factory slave job.
The kid is probably more interested in his mom's turtle friends/ninja's than seeing dad.
At least it might have my superior aryan genes, high IQ and frail, irish skin.
>"my superior genes and high iq"
>has a shitty factory job and shitposts on a cartoon imageboard
Well fuck, shed probably attack me and annoy me and make my life a living hell still would love fucking underage kristen schaal though
I dont get the top one
Which one is the lead?
Because the kid is either 1/4 demon or 1/2 Tamaranian which would definitely affect how things turn out.
Gifts don't mean shit in the wrong circumstances or if you don't use them.
I'm already taking care of relatives who can't function, the time and resources needed to progress beyond my current state just aren't available.
>INB4 time enough to post on 4chins
A rare occurrence on my few hours off.
(normally study)
/blog
I guess things would turn out OK
>has a shitty factory job
Pays more than shitty retail jobs. The only bitching I have to put up with is the moaning my cell makes when it wants more lube.
well i have no dick so i can't impregnate enid
does this mean K.O. has to destroy my boypucci? i don't think i'm ok with this
A good father (obviously) but I'm fairly certain I'd be an awful mother. plus he's probably vanilla as hell
I'd show her what a real family is.
>well i have no dick
Plz explain user, because from your next sentance something tells me your not a girl.
i'm transgender a cuntboi
Well, he's dead and acts like he was still married and I'm a lesbian, so there would be quite a bit of suffering. He seems like a good dad, though, so I guess we might make it work on a mutual respect basis for the good of the child.
How is that like? How do you masturbate or cum? are your titties nice?
it's not that bad when nothing is causing me dysphoria. if i wanna pretend my vagoo doesn't exist i just grind on things, otherwise i just finger myself like your typical pussy-haver
my titties big enough i can put my nipples in my own mouth and suck on them, but that also means they kind of get in the way
...
She and I will have lots of lizard babies.
whoops completely forgot to write how the family would be
either me and enid would live a comfortable, but somewhat stressful life with our test-tube baby, with me being the stay-at-home dad, or i would go to prison and carol would have to raise her bastard grandchild while K.O. gets years of therapy
yeah i think i'm gonna go with enid
Well, this is unfortunate.
Maia Everon from invisible Republic.
I'm only done reading volume 2, but so far she seems like a virtuous, mentally and physically tough, nice girl. She did 15 years in prison, incarcerated by her cousin dictator, but she still has hope for a better world.
She probably has quite a few scars (mental ones too), but she looks like a MILF.
As for the kid, hopefully s/he'll be as tough as the mom, and won't get a fraction of what her messed up psyche must be like... But I feel like she'd be a nice loving mom. I'd have to do my best to make everyone feel loved and give hope. Living on that shitty moon would be horrible for the morale though.
we will have too many babies.
>Ava
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can wait a few years. Oh but she would probably be in that demon looking form, I mean its fine but I doubt walking around is okay.
I got Diane Nguyen from Bojack Horseman. So confusing and frustrating
>Velma
Fucking nerd.
Kid gets bullied daily.
hot
I'll see that the child has the best nurturing
Am I forced to use this version though? I hate this version
You could always use Sticks instead.
>Princess Carolyne
Jesus, will I have to deal with Bojack and his constant need for attention/destroy any thing good that happens to his friends? Princess herself is great, I could get down with that puss, but she would need to distance herself from Bojack.
Oh, and our kid? I dunno, if it's a boy, probably a carbon copy if me, if a girl, a carbon copy of her mother. Either or wouldn't be bad, Princess has a steady head on her shoulders and understand that a family takes precedence over a lot of things.
Last thing I read was Watchmen
So... Silk Spectre maybe?
I have no fucking idea, honestly. I guess the kid would be living an average life, but the marriage would be terrible.
>Jessica Cruz
:D
>impregnating chell
I honestly don't know if my dick can take it.
And as for the kid, she will grow up to be as beautiful as her mother and as smart as me. We'd probably travel abroad alot, seeing as chell hungers for adventure. I'd probably have to take up the role of the "boring parent" who has to remind our kid to do her homework or to study more frequently, since Chell is probably gonna be a terrible influence on her without someone acting as a restraint on her more impulsive nature.
I don't even know the life cycle of these retarded little flower children, or if they ever grow to an "adult" stage of life to fuck them in, or if they even have genitals, so I really don't know how to answer any of this.
Let's just say we adopt: She really, REALLY likes kids. So, I guess we'd be a happy family at least.
As much as I'd enjoy the snu-snu, a kid with Hulk powers and my bullshit mental issues would probably be a straight-up nightmare.
YES!!!
Not sure who counts as the lead, here, but I think I could make it work with either of them if they'd be willing to put in some effort as well. They're both very immature, but they're also quite young and I'd like to think that they'd grow into their responsibilities. It's indicated that they have the capacity to do so in the alternate futures in Life with Archie, though I'd hope our lives together would be a bit less melodramatic.
As for what our kids would be like, I think that Betty and I might mitigate a lot of the worst tendencies in one another and I would hope our children would be hard working, kind, and intelligent, but I would be on the lookout for tendency toward overattachment and unreasonable self sacrifice as well as obsessive behavior.
Assuming her father doesn't disown her (and I don't think he would, as I think I'd at least be a step up from Archie), the kids I have with Veronica would a least be well provided for. I'd hope that they would inherit at least a portion of their mother's strong will and general talent, though I fear it would make them pretty hard to manage. I think the extent to which we indulge them might be a point of contention between us and we'd have to work at finding a way to balance our parenting styles. I'd also be concerned about my relationship with my in-laws. My biggest worry is that I'd see laziness, excessive manipulativeness, or lack of empathy in our kids and maybe be a little harsher on them than I should. I'd hope that we as a family would be as willing and able to learn from our mistakes and try to do better as Veronica.
OH NO
>leading character
sorry user, you get sylvia
I'm counting the main S2 female antagonist over the female lead for S1, let me have this for the love of God
what show is this???
no
Hanazuki. Pretty cute.
>Moon Girl
Well, she's ten, so...
>got drunk and decided to see how shitty Bigmouth was last night
OH, FUCK YOU TOO.