What the hell kind of pizza place only serves broccoli pizza...

What the hell kind of pizza place only serves broccoli pizza, and how did they manage to stay in business for more than a month?

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It's called Frisco and everyone wishes it would be washed into the sea

That's a weird way to say nuked into oblivion.

that wasnt a very creative joke,pixar.

>San Francisco
>"Oh have you heard about the broccoli pizza place?"
>"The what? You mean the pizza place?"
>"No, the BROCCOLI pizza place! They only serve broccoli pizza! It's all the rage right now, the new big thing!"
>"That sounds totally different, let's try it! If they manage to stay in business the pizza must be good!"
>They go to the broccoli pizza place. The pizza is mediocre, costs more than it should, and the broccoli is put on raw as an after-topping.
>Not wanting to look foolish and being desperate to look trendy, they both lie through their teeth that the pizza is "unique", "amazing", and "totally worth the price".
>They return their as regulars solely to preserve image until they find something else trendy to fill its place.
That's how OP.

>Paper plate
>Pizza doesn't even look like it has sauce under the cheese
>Loaves of bread in the background; pizza is obviously not their forte

Don't matter if you like broccoli pizza or not, that a shitty lookin' pizza.

Nah, I don't want to see a wasteland brimming with mentally challenged half-people when you already have Berkeley.

In the SF Bay Area there are several pizza places like this. They only do vegetarian pizza and serve a different kind of pizza each day, but only that pizza.

It's actually really REALLY good pizza, you'd be surprised. Probably the best I've ever had....except for that fucking potato pizza they do.

The broccoli thing isn't a real pizza they serve, but it's a reference to these places.

>potato pizza

what the fuck

>americans

But the Sea Lions

>vegetarian pizza

l i t e r a l l y impossible

It probably has an Alfredo sauce, like spinach pizza.

I see that you're one of the people described in .
>B-b-but
Shhhhhh, it's ok, it's ok that the pizza was bad.

He's from California, he doesn't know what good taste is.

Clearly we'd evacuate them first

Places in dire need of fire insurance.

Everyone knows that any pizza west of the Mississippi is complete trash.

Broccoli pizza is actually super delicious, not even joking.

>what is margherita

>what is yeast

we were doing the cold cheese pizza for about a month or 2 here
where after the pizza is done they put the cold shredded cheese on top

currently we are still about the acai bowls, but I see those fading quickly. Not seeing and confirmed trends on the horizon yet, but my suspicion is it's going to be poke

You're thinking vegan.
Still possible, but absolutely fucking disgusting.

I legit feel bad for you that you won't get to experience it, I'm not even vegetarian it's just that good (again, aside from that potato shit)

Poor flyover state cucks, you'll never know the joy :^)

sliverpizzeria.com

>Pizzeria
>has a page about human trafficking on their website

DAMN vegetarians BTFO!!!!

Don't lump all Americans in there. Pizza is a lot better on the northern east coast.

This. About ten years ago I was at a mall food court and stopped by a place with New York style pizza. Broccoli was one of the options, so I decided to go for it along with a slice of pepperoni. Had it a few more times since then. Really good as long as the pieces aren't too big or too small so they cook the right amount.

No thanks. I'm enjoying my Sicilian just fine.

Aren't you familiar with cheese pizza?

>be in flyover land
>new york style pizza
>they are using a lot of this broccoli rabe stuff over there
>the fucks a broccoli rabe
>I don't know, just throw broccoli on it

money says that's what went down

A lot of cheese has animal enzymes that make it not technically vegetarian.

You're still thinking vegan.

That's how about half of all dishes were created.

How can spinach pizza be so good but broccoli pizza be so bad.

My brother is vegan and he doesn't care about yeast because it's bacteria and there's literally bacteria in everything you eat and drink.

>Yeast of Eden

> be kid
> go to pizza place
> accidentally fall into rape dungeon

Isn’t that how America works?

Trap door dungeons specifically? Only on the west coast.

>cheese pizza

You're thinking vegan dumbass, I eat vegetarian pesto pizzas all the time.

Ham and pineapple on pizza is good.

>What the hell kind of pizza place only serves broccoli pizza

San Francisco, the only place that could be nuked in the US without retaliation because it's the modern version of Sodom and Gomorrah slapped together.

What is cheeseless pizza?

I'd say you're disgusting but I like pizza with pepperoni, olives, tomato and anchovies so I'm not much better.

Literal shit.

There's nothing wrong with either of your tastes in pizza.

You're thinking of vegans. vegetarians don't eat meat, Vegans don't eat anything that comes from an animal.

Normally animated food looks delicious, but this pizza looks like plastic crap.

That's the idea I think.

You also have the tourism.

Millions go to SanFran every year. Just having a kooky reputation in a tourist spot will get you foot traffic.

Why do American kids always hate broccoli in TV shows? It's a delicious vegetable you uncultured swines!

I liked broccoli and brussel sprouts ever since I was a kid so I could never understand those jokes lol

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Never understood it myself. Broccoli is pretty great

Heresy deserving of a Great Crusade of extermination.

Eh, when I was young I prefered cauliflower to broccoli.

RILEY'S PIG NOSE

IS CUTE

I like cheesy broccoli and I like pizza, I'd eat it.

>putting green things on pizza

California is a shithole

That sounds pretty good actually

>explaining rennet so poorly everyone thought you meant vegan instead of vegetarian
heh
But you can actually make rennet from fungi nowadays and it'll be higher end imports using the real cow-stomach rennet.

I still prefer cauliflower, but broccoli is great roasted or stir-fried.

OK, that does look pretty good

I heard a theory that it came from the baby boomer era because back in the '50s and '60s Americans couldn't cook for shit so they made broccoli taste horrible, which meant that the writers of these cartoons thought broccoli was shit when they were kids.

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It's mostly a texture thing, and I don't like the little buds getting stuck in my teeth.

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Yeah. Like spinach, oregano, green bell peppers, pesto verde in a few variations...

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>movie came out in 2015
>actually had a fucking Twilight joke in it

>oregano
>enough oregano to effect the color of the pizza

YAAAAAMEROOOOOO

You've never had green peppers on a pizza?

Honestly, the potato ones are the best looking of the bunch. I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay Sup Forums, who makes the better pizza?

St. Louis

Both have their ups and downs, but I'm going to have to go with NY if only because of Brooklyn.

Detroit.

I didn't even fucking notice the paper plate.

Shut it down

Naples.

>pizza vs. a casserole dish heathens call "pizza"

Chicago Pizza is just a junk food version of Quiche.

We can find other Shark food.

I love broccoli.

>thinks yeast isn't vegetarian
stop being a faggot

There's a pizza place in NYC called Artichokes. Mob run, and their big gimmick is their Artichoke pizza. It's legit amazing.

I must have really screwed up when I tried my own broccoli pizza. I really like broccoli (even plain steamed, without salt), but that thing was terrible.

>being a child

>being an adult

I have yet to try stir fried broccoli/cauliflower or roasted broccoli, but I plan on cooking for my father and brother with real food, so I'll probably try to make both when I get around to it.

who has the better pizza Sup Forums?

protip:Mikey>Raph>Don>>>>>Leo

What do you mean, real food?
What's the alternative? #FakeFood? Wax apples?
If you wanna do interesting things with fruit and vegetables, variations on this salad are easy enough to do and offer a new experience without being too out there in terms of scary ingredients.
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>broccoli pizza
Fuck that looks delicious

>pizza from the west coast
Fuck off shitters

not out of place in mighty magiswords

A place my dad has been going to all his life does that cold cheese thing, weird but tasty

at least its not pineapple pizza
xd

>Live on West Coast
>Small family owned Italian restaurant in the middle of nowhere
>Go there for a wedding reception
>Family gets pizza and calzones
>I give their lasagna a shot
>As I take a bite I realize that everything in it is handmade
>My face as I actually have to take a second to compose myself before continuing
>Almost fucking cried over the best thing I've ever eaten

If I could find a true authentic pizza place nearby I would die because of all the grease clogging my arteries.

It's bitter and tastes like grass.