They've sent a fat bitch singing a song about #metoo. It's currently 2/1 on some betting sites!
The song itself is cancer. We must summon some meme magic to stop this from winning.
Israel is favorite to win eurovision 2018
Matthew Powell
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Isaac Foster
Link to her Song?
David Walker
>we
Nathan Lee
Is block voting not still a thing? That should prevent it.
Landon King
Yes, but countries without blocs have been able to win recently (portugal, austria). Whats more likely to stop her is a poor jury score (current system is 50% televote/50% international juries)
Charles Hall
Lucas Sanders
Fat acceptance needs to stop.
Ian Ortiz
This is shaping up to be worse than when conchita wurst won
Lucas Nguyen
Israel isn't in Europe
Should America be in Eurovision too?
Luke Thompson
>implying anyone would sexually harass this thing ever?
Carter Garcia
ETC is cross continent, australia is in it. americunts not invited
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Austin Robinson
How does this fit into (((their))) plan?
John Morris
kill it with fire
Jose Kelly
We did it poleddit
Levi Green
What the fuck
Andrew Kelly
Pushing feminism I guess? admittedly it is slightly confusing as #metoo has disproportionately affected (((them)))
Caleb Mitchell
They wanna win the eurovision contest
Owen Reyes
That's worse than Anitta's song wtf
Carson Cook
wow, I was thinking about trying to be unbiased but literally the first second is cringeworthy. fucking christ
>look at me, I'm a beautiful creature
kek, this is literally designed to make people cringe and nag about the entire thing. her looking like a pig and making chicken noises makes it even worse
I feel like leaving out the chicken noises and changing up the text would actually benefit the song since it's not necessarily bad
Brody Foster
Go fuck yourself nigger this isn't your personal hugbox
Ian Hall
First verse:
>Look at me, I'm a beautiful creature
>I don't care about your modern time preacher
>Welcome boys to my show, I will teach ya
>Hey, I think you forgot how to play
>My teddy bear's running away
>The Barbie got something to say, hey
>My "Simon says" just leave me alone
>I'm taking my Pikachu home
>You're stupid just like your smartphone
What the fuck? This song seems like a bunch of non-sequitur lines strung together with retarded chicken noises thrown in for good measure.
Liam Bell
I'm fat and out of breath
#metoo
Gabriel Williams
>he's just going to let Israel win with this trash
Isaiah Thomas
You know the winner is decided by a public vote, right?
Dominic Bell
the text is borderline retarded but that has been a consistent trend with Eurovision for years. I like it when countries bringing something new to the table win like Ruslana, Lordi, or Alexander Rybak. everything else was garbage
Jordan Morales
No, it's 50% public vote and 50% juries.
The problem is people think this is going to win the public vote (eurovision voters have a history of doing this sort of shit, see Conchita wurst, Dana International, Lordi etc). The only doubt is to whether the juries will rightfully trash it or not.
Oliver Flores
I find it amusing that in the last two years or so, ugly and fat bitches have been coming out of the woodworks and act like they have the entire world served on a silver platter. not saying she's not a cool person because I don't know her but nobody in their right mind would see her and think "I gotta bang that bitch". these people seriously need a reality check, doesn't matter whether it's "just art" or not
Eli Williams
If you guys can't stop this from winning then you have failed as white people and should just admit that Jews are superior.
Noah Sanders
I don't think it's trash, honestly. I liked the beat enough and I'm sure people will think this fatass is novel and not insanely offputting. I reckon it's gonna win and honestly I've seen far worse in the ESC.
Luke Bennett
>euro
>Israel
Levi Jenkins
to be fair shes probably had quite a lot of things served on platters
David Turner
>voting for israel
hard to believe
Luis Fisher
Having said that, it's been a while since israel have been competitive. It may be that there is a perfect storm of left wing anti-israel sentiment from western european voters and anti-semitism from eastern european voters that derails the song. I don't know if it could happen, but well see.
Andrew Allen
>If you guys can't stop this from winning then you have failed as white people
You're a bit late, user.
Alexander Hall
Yeah, she really doesn't have to worry about the whole #metoo thing.
Matthew Murphy
If anything, she'll more likely have #metoo allegations against her
Dominic Butler
welcome to eurovision
Lincoln Roberts
>implying that the (((noses))) affected by #metoo weren't part of some inner conflict and was thrown under the bus
step it up senpai
Samuel Walker
זאת /השנה שלנו/ בייבי!
Jacob Clark
the fuck israel is part of europe?
Jacob Lewis
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