So this thread is not for Malvinas/Falklands banter, but to help make a plan for Argentina to recover Malvinas.
Plz butthurt anglos don't try to derail the thread, this is about strategic planning for recovering malvinas, not about who unlawfully pirated it. Any mention of the issue will result in the post getting reported and everyone knowing the poster is extremely butthurt about a totally non-related issue.
So, i dunno shit about Island conquering, in Civ V i usually go for 4 Frigates + 2 Privateers for taking coastal cities, but im thinking here the middle stretch separating both islands might be a choke point?
Option 1. Wait till bongs implode Option 2. Become stronger than anglos Option 3. Make life in the falklands a living hell, but not enough to warrant getting fucked by the UK, so people just leave Option 4. Become a properly-ruled, stable and prosperous country so kelpers think "huh Argentina doesn't sound like a bad idea anymore" Option 5. Get nukes and go full Kim-Jong Un, threatening to blow the world if bongs don't get out Option 6. Give up
Until 1-5 are viable, just go for 6 and be content. Only other way is if Argentina miraculously gets support from major power (especially the US) that forces the bongs hands
Option 6 is the only viable one on your list for the Argentines.
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Nicholas Taylor
Screw the Malvinas, and just conquer Shile already!
Leo Brooks
search up how Hitler invaded the islands close to britain. I'm pretty sure nobody would give a fuck if Argentina took whatever those islands are again. look at Putin and Ukraine.
Alexander Foster
Option 6 can't be done, its against the Constitution
what about infilitrating the royal european blood-lines?
brits here seem eager to go back to monarchy
Ethan Evans
the Brits have actual defenses on the islands now the argies are fucked
Michael Gutierrez
We would care, I'm pretty sure no one would give a fuck if we started bombarding Buenos Aires with drone missiles day and night.
Colton Gomez
Then option 7.
Get wiped out.
Carson Cook
just keep reminding the pomunists of that Maradona goal then.
>of that Maradona goal then. who the hell watches soccer
Elijah Lee
Argentine Navy can barely even put to sea and even if it did it's Warships are woefully outdated and out classed.
I think if Argentina wanted to retake the Falklands they'd at the very least need new subs, a few Air Warfare Destroyers and enough Amphibious Assault Ships to land several thousand troops with very strong anti air capability.
If the Argentine Navy tried to sail on the Falklands at present, frankly the Brits wouldn't need to bother with a response. The Argies would probably sink on their own before they got there.
Elijah Smith
they don't even have any fighters which would be able to go against RAF
Luke Gutierrez
>Literally WE R QUEENZ AND SHIET you argies are niggers with a bit of pale skin, but still niggers. Failed Chileans.
Easton Miller
>Buutthurt anglos >Loses the war to retrieve them in the first place Lol, oh yeah, the anglos are SO buutthurt that they won.
Michael Cooper
wogs and pomunist
Chase Anderson
we did it and didn't help for shit
David Davis
What's that nigger?
Matthew Brooks
>pomunist only working class trash
Wyatt Parker
Falklands is rightful British clay. If you try to steal it again youre going to get btfod twice as hard.
You fuck, we can't even get rid of our mafias and druglords moving in and you want to occupy a bunch of islands with nothing on them save for a bunch of british fishers that hate us? It was for retards that you that the islands will never be ours on our lifetimes
Henry Edwards
>lee ling tiny ding
Juan Miller
bretty based desu
Jacob Hill
After reviewing everything, Australia has a better chance of taking the Falklands than the Argies do. At least we have the Navy to do it.
Sure we'd we would have to stop and refuel on the way but meh.
I care about our Welsh brothers and sisters that live there. If they wish to remain under our sphere of rule, then they should be free to do so without the fear of external threat from hybrid Mexican fucks that seem to think they are worth something when really? They're not worth a flake of a shit atom on my shoe.
Juan Wood
>So, i dunno shit about Island conquering, in Civ V i usually go for 4 Frigates + 2 Privateers for taking coastal cities, but im thinking here the middle stretch separating both islands might be a choke point?
Hudson Mitchell
Alan Yarrow is a sand nigger? Since when?
Jordan Wright
How can everyone here be so retarded? Just send hundreds of migrants there for a decade or so and then hold a referendum
Hudson Turner
That sounds nice, but that would hurt the only 2 based countries in that continent: Chile and Uruguay. I know at least 3000 people who give a fuck.
Wyatt Russell
So here is a first draft for the plan, we are willing to give the three of them, im sure your future conversion to Islam may help us here
Jackson Nguyen
Here's an idea become a 1st world country first.
Aaron Gomez
The way I see it, the United States SHOULD be on your side on this one. The British violated the Monroe Doctrine when they decided to occupy the islands, but then again US politicians will only bring up the Monroe doctrine when it suits their interests (like during WWII).
My advice? You're going to have to just try again, fucking invade but put a fuck ton of more troops, and maybe get some more competent generals who won't surrender after they realize people are actually going to die. This probably violates some UN charter or something but swoop into the islands, take all the residents hostage, and ship them back to Argentina. If you lose the islands in the fight, tell Britain they're not getting the 2,000-3,000 or so Falkland Islanders back til' they give the Falkland Islands back.
>step one: become white >step two: become smart enough to build nukes >step three: drop nuke on the UK and all its own nukes >step four: ???? >step five: profit
Leo Richardson
indeed sir.
Have we thought premiere about the flaklands war yet?
Or we could just wipe your country off the map. How does that sound?
Liam Rodriguez
>argies think they can best the sas AND sbs
Boy am I laffin
Nolan Phillips
Monroe doctrine was about acquiring new territory. Falklands was british before, they bought it from the previous owner, doesn't apply
Also argies fucked up when they invaded
Ian Murphy
Wait until they've got race riots galore on their hands at home...and then you strike.
Carter Jenkins
FACT british and australian sas are the best special forces in the world
Leo Diaz
Implying a dirty Nigger would even be let in.
Is argentina having problems again?
(remember to not even capitalise argentina they're not worth it)
Juan Gutierrez
they are fucked though the brits have actual defenses this time
Easton Davis
The Monroe Doctrine is still US policy until it is repealed by Congress, Kerry may be Secretary of State but he doesn't have the authority to 'end' the Monroe Doctrine just like that, he'll proclaim it's still in effect when it suits his interests.
Justin Edwards
forgot picture
Jordan Rivera
If you want it back why don't you try and take it?
Stupid niggers nut up or shut up.
Noah Nguyen
Would argies accept an Independent Falklander state or is the butthurt no only anti-anglo-presence but eternal?
Josiah Miller
Do normal argies actually give a fuck about the Falklands or is it just something their government brings up when they need a distraction from their own corruption and incompetence?
Sebastian Foster
The Fact that Canada exists and the west indies means that Britain has not given a damn about your doctrine for the last 200 years
Xavier Gonzalez
It was never an official colony until AFTER the Monroe Doctrine was signed, it's true the British had been there before but they had established no permanent settlements nor had they proclaimed it a colony.
Samuel Perez
The islands are defended now, also the UK was in a worse position during the 80's than it is now. Most of our people would like a war that has merit to it, a war to defend our own people instead of ungrateful sand niggering durka durks in Syria or Iraq.
America just arm Argentina to the teeth and make it a challenge. The last skirmish with them wasn't even a challenge.
Pathetic.
Jason Sanders
we are turning less white by the minute we had nuclear reactore before half of europe did, but we now have to buy half of the critical stuff to foreign countries to build them here we had a rocket program in the 90s, both the UK and the US pressured the government into dismantling it
we'd need a full 180 on everything
Leo Evans
see Monroe doctrine is about preventing new colonies and maybe supporting independence, not actually comitting to kick people out of land already under their control, hence French Guyana, Canada, etc.
Robert Adams
yes paco niggers are forever butthurt over the falkands
James Reed
Britain colonized both Canada and the West Indies BEFORE the Monroe Doctrine was signed, the Monroe Doctrine didn't apply to existing colonies you fucktard it applied to any further colonization by European powers.
Ethan Hill
You let hundreds of thousands of Niggers, Muslims and other shit every year, no one would care
Owen Cook
>Malvinas Why'd you post a pic of the Falklands?
Juan King
Well they did, but left, so you may not count it, but then, well, neither did the argies, both just claimed it but established colonies quite close to each other cronologically.
Plus do you really think anyone in the US even gives a shit about it anymore?
Joseph Hill
The Argentine Nation ratifies its legitimate and non prescribing sovereignty over the Malvinas, Georgias del Sur and Sandwich del Sur Islands and over the corresponding maritime and insular zones, as they are an integral part of the National territory.
The recovery of said territories and the full exercise of sovereignty, respectful of the way of life of their inhabitants and according to the principles of international law, are a permanent and unrelinquishable right and goal of the Argentine people.
Nathaniel Turner
it didn't work though because south america during the 1800s until WW1 was entirely economic vassals of the United Kingdom
Logan Ortiz
>to any further colonization and where would their be free land to colonize
James Lewis
It's sad that Argentina is more European than the UK.
Lucas Sanders
Can kelpers fight Argies by themselves? Argies are weak now but they're less than 10000 people. Would the US make them a commonwealth like Puerto Rico if bongs left, maybe? Because I doubt argies would let them be alone without active protection from a power
Alexander Wilson
As I said it's not really a relevant topic nowadays, but people were still using arguments back in WWII. Roosevelt claimed that the Germans were threatening the sovereignty of nations in the Americas because of undeclared naval war between the US and Germany before the war began.
Xavier Flores
they could just kick the new non-stable hispanic governments out, or colonize the mapuches for ex
Jayden Roberts
It's also pretty sad that Africa has more white people in it than America does.
Easton Thompson
Anywhere but the Americas, Africa for example had not been fully colonized at the time of it's signing.
William Mitchell
yes, leave your plans here argenigger
Lincoln Butler
I say we declare war to Britain and send all nigger paraguayan bolivian peruvian colombian and other assorted trash and tell Britain to send all people they don't want
After a few months we do a coup and say our government acted against the wishes of the people and that it genocided some niggers
Britain will agree because why not then we go back to square one in the UN and shit
Adrian Sanders
>this is about strategic planning for recovering malvinas
Blake Peterson
The natives are gaining some kind of national identity as time passes, so you need to start a massive immigration campaign and outbreed them asap. Make the Malvinas more like Argentina. Then, when everything is shittier in Britain and in Malvinas as well due to immigration, ask Brazil to remove British militar bases through diplomacy and agitate an independence movement over there. UK and France are a threat to SA's stability and safety since they still have and may use nuclear weapons, so use Brazil's weight into this matter.
Having the Malvinas as an unofficial province isn't a bad choice for you. Take more aggressive actions only if you're sure your government can, at long term, sustain that kind of policy and have Brazil's support.
Also, make peace with Chile, have them closer to us than to US, and start a campaign to conquer Antarctica along with your neighbors.
James King
>Make the Malvinas more like Argentina. We're not that cruel
Parker Kelly
>start a massive immigration campaign they have borders you autist
>UK and France are a threat to SA's stability and safety since they still have and may use nuclear weapons
Firstly SA is a commonwealth member meaning they back the British Claim and secondly they don't have any bloody nukes since apartheid
Jose Richardson
You already did
Jaxon Ramirez
I think that by SA he meant South America, friend
Owen Taylor
gif sauce?
Brody Rodriguez
1) Build a modern navy 2) Build a modern air force 3) Do it faster than the British can build countermeasures.
Considering that your economy is a joke, you have no ability to make modern gear, and other countries will only sell you monkey-models. You are fucked.
Taking the islands by military means is a non-starter.