Strategic Planning for Malvinas Recovery

So this thread is not for Malvinas/Falklands banter, but to help make a plan for Argentina to recover Malvinas.

Plz butthurt anglos don't try to derail the thread, this is about strategic planning for recovering malvinas, not about who unlawfully pirated it. Any mention of the issue will result in the post getting reported and everyone knowing the poster is extremely butthurt about a totally non-related issue.

So, i dunno shit about Island conquering, in Civ V i usually go for 4 Frigates + 2 Privateers for taking coastal cities, but im thinking here the middle stretch separating both islands might be a choke point?

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lol no

How can niggers own an island if they can't swim?

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Option 1. Wait till bongs implode
Option 2. Become stronger than anglos
Option 3. Make life in the falklands a living hell, but not enough to warrant getting fucked by the UK, so people just leave
Option 4. Become a properly-ruled, stable and prosperous country so kelpers think "huh Argentina doesn't sound like a bad idea anymore"
Option 5. Get nukes and go full Kim-Jong Un, threatening to blow the world if bongs don't get out
Option 6. Give up

Until 1-5 are viable, just go for 6 and be content. Only other way is if Argentina miraculously gets support from major power (especially the US) that forces the bongs hands

you don't even have any ships available to invade

youtube.com/watch?v=o3HfGLThpaw

Why the fuck is it floating?

Option 6 is the only viable one on your list for the Argentines.

Screw the Malvinas, and just conquer Shile already!

search up how Hitler invaded the islands close to britain. I'm pretty sure nobody would give a fuck if Argentina took whatever those islands are again. look at Putin and Ukraine.

Option 6 can't be done, its against the Constitution

what about infilitrating the royal european blood-lines?

brits here seem eager to go back to monarchy

the Brits have actual defenses on the islands now the argies are fucked

We would care, I'm pretty sure no one would give a fuck if we started bombarding Buenos Aires with drone missiles day and night.

Then option 7.

Get wiped out.

just keep reminding the pomunists of that Maradona goal then.

fuck you pomunist cunt.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_v_England_(1986_FIFA_World_Cup)

>of that Maradona goal then.
who the hell watches soccer

Argentine Navy can barely even put to sea and even if it did it's Warships are woefully outdated and out classed.

I think if Argentina wanted to retake the Falklands they'd at the very least need new subs, a few Air Warfare Destroyers and enough Amphibious Assault Ships to land several thousand troops with very strong anti air capability.

If the Argentine Navy tried to sail on the Falklands at present, frankly the Brits wouldn't need to bother with a response. The Argies would probably sink on their own before they got there.

they don't even have any fighters which would be able to go against RAF

>Literally WE R QUEENZ AND SHIET
you argies are niggers with a bit of pale skin, but still niggers. Failed Chileans.

>Buutthurt anglos
>Loses the war to retrieve them in the first place
Lol, oh yeah, the anglos are SO buutthurt that they won.

wogs and pomunist

we did it and didn't help for shit

What's that nigger?

>pomunist
only working class trash

Falklands is rightful British clay.
If you try to steal it again youre going to get btfod twice as hard.

There are parts of Argentina that speak Welsh.

youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

>britstamp
kill yourself lee ling tiny ding

You fuck, we can't even get rid of our mafias and druglords moving in and you want to occupy a bunch of islands with nothing on them save for a bunch of british fishers that hate us?
It was for retards that you that the islands will never be ours on our lifetimes

>lee ling tiny ding

bretty based desu

After reviewing everything, Australia has a better chance of taking the Falklands than the Argies do. At least we have the Navy to do it.

Sure we'd we would have to stop and refuel on the way but meh.

We could nuke the shit out of argentina.

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>l-las malvinas s-son a-argentinas...

Don't listen to fags on /pol nobody gives a shit about the islands....However you would get fucked up if you invaded

youtube.com/watch?v=glzf4lUyyRs

>mayor in london is a sand nigger
Kek

I care about our Welsh brothers and sisters that live there. If they wish to remain under our sphere of rule, then they should be free to do so without the fear of external threat from hybrid Mexican fucks that seem to think they are worth something when really? They're not worth a flake of a shit atom on my shoe.

>So, i dunno shit about Island conquering, in Civ V i usually go for 4 Frigates + 2 Privateers for taking coastal cities, but im thinking here the middle stretch separating both islands might be a choke point?

Alan Yarrow is a sand nigger? Since when?

How can everyone here be so retarded? Just send hundreds of migrants there for a decade or so and then hold a referendum

That sounds nice, but that would hurt the only 2 based countries in that continent: Chile and Uruguay.
I know at least 3000 people who give a fuck.

So here is a first draft for the plan, we are willing to give the three of them, im sure your future conversion to Islam may help us here

Here's an idea become a 1st world country first.

The way I see it, the United States SHOULD be on your side on this one. The British violated the Monroe Doctrine when they decided to occupy the islands, but then again US politicians will only bring up the Monroe doctrine when it suits their interests (like during WWII).

My advice? You're going to have to just try again, fucking invade but put a fuck ton of more troops, and maybe get some more competent generals who won't surrender after they realize people are actually going to die. This probably violates some UN charter or something but swoop into the islands, take all the residents hostage, and ship them back to Argentina. If you lose the islands in the fight, tell Britain they're not getting the 2,000-3,000 or so Falkland Islanders back til' they give the Falkland Islands back.

middleeasteye.net/columns/sadiq-khan-londons-very-exclusive-mayor-565273955
News for you user pomunist

>step one: become white
>step two: become smart enough to build nukes
>step three: drop nuke on the UK and all its own nukes
>step four: ????
>step five: profit

indeed sir.

Have we thought premiere about the flaklands war yet?

blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2013/11/18/kerry-makes-it-official-era-of-monroe-doctrine-is-over/

Oh the one without power, oh right.

Or we could just wipe your country off the map. How does that sound?

>argies think they can best the sas AND sbs

Boy am I laffin

Monroe doctrine was about acquiring new territory. Falklands was british before, they bought it from the previous owner, doesn't apply

Also argies fucked up when they invaded

Wait until they've got race riots galore on their hands at home...and then you strike.

FACT british and australian sas are the best special forces in the world

Implying a dirty Nigger would even be let in.

Is argentina having problems again?

(remember to not even capitalise argentina they're not worth it)

they are fucked though the brits have actual defenses this time

The Monroe Doctrine is still US policy until it is repealed by Congress, Kerry may be Secretary of State but he doesn't have the authority to 'end' the Monroe Doctrine just like that, he'll proclaim it's still in effect when it suits his interests.

forgot picture

If you want it back why don't you try and take it?

Stupid niggers nut up or shut up.

Would argies accept an Independent Falklander state or is the butthurt no only anti-anglo-presence but eternal?

Do normal argies actually give a fuck about the Falklands or is it just something their government brings up when they need a distraction from their own corruption and incompetence?

The Fact that Canada exists and the west indies means that Britain has not given a damn about your doctrine for the last 200 years

It was never an official colony until AFTER the Monroe Doctrine was signed, it's true the British had been there before but they had established no permanent settlements nor had they proclaimed it a colony.

The islands are defended now, also the UK was in a worse position during the 80's than it is now. Most of our people would like a war that has merit to it, a war to defend our own people instead of ungrateful sand niggering durka durks in Syria or Iraq.

America just arm Argentina to the teeth and make it a challenge. The last skirmish with them wasn't even a challenge.

Pathetic.

we are turning less white by the minute
we had nuclear reactore before half of europe did, but we now have to buy half of the critical stuff to foreign countries to build them here
we had a rocket program in the 90s, both the UK and the US pressured the government into dismantling it

we'd need a full 180 on everything

see Monroe doctrine is about preventing new colonies and maybe supporting independence, not actually comitting to kick people out of land already under their control, hence French Guyana, Canada, etc.

yes paco niggers are forever butthurt over the falkands

Britain colonized both Canada and the West Indies BEFORE the Monroe Doctrine was signed, the Monroe Doctrine didn't apply to existing colonies you fucktard it applied to any further colonization by European powers.

You let hundreds of thousands of Niggers, Muslims and other shit every year, no one would care

>Malvinas
Why'd you post a pic of the Falklands?

Well they did, but left, so you may not count it, but then, well, neither did the argies, both just claimed it but established colonies quite close to each other cronologically.

Plus do you really think anyone in the US even gives a shit about it anymore?

The Argentine Nation ratifies its legitimate and non prescribing sovereignty over the Malvinas, Georgias del Sur and Sandwich del Sur Islands and over the corresponding maritime and insular zones, as they are an integral part of the National territory.

The recovery of said territories and the full exercise of sovereignty, respectful of the way of life of their inhabitants and according to the principles of international law, are a permanent and unrelinquishable right and goal of the Argentine people.

it didn't work though because south america during the 1800s until WW1 was entirely economic vassals of the United Kingdom

>to any further colonization
and where would their be free land to colonize

It's sad that Argentina is more European than the UK.

Can kelpers fight Argies by themselves? Argies are weak now but they're less than 10000 people. Would the US make them a commonwealth like Puerto Rico if bongs left, maybe? Because I doubt argies would let them be alone without active protection from a power

As I said it's not really a relevant topic nowadays, but people were still using arguments back in WWII. Roosevelt claimed that the Germans were threatening the sovereignty of nations in the Americas because of undeclared naval war between the US and Germany before the war began.

they could just kick the new non-stable hispanic governments out, or colonize the mapuches for ex

It's also pretty sad that Africa has more white people in it than America does.

Anywhere but the Americas, Africa for example had not been fully colonized at the time of it's signing.

yes, leave your plans here argenigger

I say we declare war to Britain and send all nigger paraguayan bolivian peruvian colombian and other assorted trash and tell Britain to send all people they don't want

After a few months we do a coup and say our government acted against the wishes of the people and that it genocided some niggers

Britain will agree because why not then we go back to square one in the UN and shit

>this is about strategic planning for recovering malvinas

The natives are gaining some kind of national identity as time passes, so you need to start a massive immigration campaign and outbreed them asap. Make the Malvinas more like Argentina.
Then, when everything is shittier in Britain and in Malvinas as well due to immigration, ask Brazil to remove British militar bases through diplomacy and agitate an independence movement over there.
UK and France are a threat to SA's stability and safety since they still have and may use nuclear weapons, so use Brazil's weight into this matter.

Having the Malvinas as an unofficial province isn't a bad choice for you. Take more aggressive actions only if you're sure your government can, at long term, sustain that kind of policy and have Brazil's support.

Also, make peace with Chile, have them closer to us than to US, and start a campaign to conquer Antarctica along with your neighbors.

>Make the Malvinas more like Argentina.
We're not that cruel

>start a massive immigration campaign
they have borders you autist

>UK and France are a threat to SA's stability and safety since they still have and may use nuclear weapons

Firstly SA is a commonwealth member meaning they back the British Claim and secondly they don't have any bloody nukes since apartheid

You already did

I think that by SA he meant South America, friend

gif sauce?

1) Build a modern navy
2) Build a modern air force
3) Do it faster than the British can build countermeasures.

Considering that your economy is a joke, you have no ability to make modern gear, and other countries will only sell you monkey-models. You are fucked.

Taking the islands by military means is a non-starter.

South America also does not have nukes

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you're in for a treat

youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

this

autists unironically believe le ebil anglos want to nuke us even though they're our buddies (less than the "best allyt" stuff tho)

Nigger, just stop. we're not getting those islands back. not then, not now, not ever.

Falklands are britbong territory.

tactical tea towels on head?

Re read that sentence with South America in mind and taking into account that the poster is Brazilian.