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i feel like partying right now

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*pelvic thrusts in the direction of a japanese policeman*

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Pontius seems like a great guy, kind of sad seeing him all spaced out in recent interviews.
Maybe it's late autism. Def /ourguy/

Hope he's alright

This thread is now about the question: "is it wrong to be strong?"

You be the judge.

>That was really intense
>Well, not really intense, but pretty intense

Was Pontius the only decent human being in Jackass?

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yes

Steve-o is more decent and wholesome now than most.

I think it's the weed. Some guys hit a threshold where they go from being a chill dude all the time to having their brains fried out and being nonsensical

Pontius and Weeman were guys I'd probably want to hang out with

Dunn only if Bam wasn't there

Steve-O if he wasn't wasted

Ehren is a wimp and annoying. Same with the fat one

When did you realize knoxville is several levels above the rest of the crew in terms of insanity?

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For me its this one
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>almost gets killed
>does it again 5 minutes later

its pretty much Knoxville and Steve-O carrying it
Knoxville has basically balls of steel and no fear of death meanwhile Steve-O can tolerate insane amount of pain
and also Dave for disgusting shit

meanwhile Bam is there to "LOOK HOW I ANNOY MY PARENTS LOLXD!"

he's probably high as fuck during the interviews. Maybe he just is not comfortable with interviews

smoking the devil's lettuce destroyed his brain. sad

The first jackass stunt I saw was Knoxville (it was for big brother but jackass used the tape) testing the effectiveness of tasers, stun guns, pepper spray and (MTV cut this part but i found it on limewire or kazaa) he puts on a bullet proof vest and shoots himself.

Knoxville's charisma is what drove the show. He's a natural showman and honestly seems like a really great guy

there is nothing better than hearing Johnny laugh

How the fuck is Johnny Knoxville not dead or paralyzed? The guy took such huge amounts of pain and damage.

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Knoxville is the only one who seemed to be getting more powerful over time.

If they ever do "we aint Dunn yet" I fully expect him to get into a cage fight with some lethal Brazilian that dosent speak a lick of English
>Then he slaps him right on the back of the head before the fight

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for the same reason ozzy osbourne isn't COMPLETELY braindead, or just straight up dead. some dudes can just endure more.

Wildboyz>Jackass>>>>>>>>>>>>>vivia la bam
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i fucking love wildboyz
why is pontius and steve o running around the jungle in their underwear and making gay jokes the funniest shit ever

>Knoxville starts destroying Bam's hummer
>April: oh my god will be you to fix- OH HI JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU

he's honestly just very lucky. That stunt where he rode a rocket into a lake almost killed him, one of the mini rockets inside the big rocket shot through the casing and almost went through his groin, it missed him by only a few inches

kek when the balloons popped

>what do you mean hold on
>he just stays there and lets the bull come at him several times
lol

>God Tier
Pontius, Steve-O, Knoxville
>High Tier
Dunn, Wee Man
>Medium Tier
Dave England
>Low (Weird tier)
Bam, Brandon, Ehren

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viva la bam isnt even the same kind of show. its just an autistic, obnoxious pussy running around annoying his family

Is it wrong to be strong?
You be the judge

>Was Pontius the only decent human being in Jackass?
you got it completely wrong
because only Bam was a complete faggot everyone else was a decent human being

Atleast Vito was somewhat laughable

KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA

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I love when Knoxville gets really fucking pissed after a stunt and everyone becomes afraid of him

he did break his dick

*blocks your path*

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>Welsh noises of pain begin

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>Juiceman with a handle of Hennessey

I remember watching this at like 6 am during summer breaks. Was it as brutal as I remember?

LANDED RIGHT ON MY HEAD

>by the way i am johnny knoxville welcome to jackass
best intro

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>Was it as brutal as I remember?
Yeah. It's like -charisma +shock value

>the bull isn't going to hold on

> Described as Jackass on crack, the film is about "wicked nasty stunts such as liposuction drinking games, beer enema shotguns, things that shouldn't be done with male genitalia, and more...."[2] Former drug smuggler Howard Marks makes an appearance as Satan.[3]

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where's preston fit in?

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Low or Medium because he was always bitching.

somewhere with a doublesized door

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>liposuction drinking games
>that lipo without anesthesia
>taking a crushed pepperball right in the eye

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You don't watch it for bam . U watch it for Vito R.I.P

SIDES

>Apocalypse Dudes
God I miss Turbonegro

>jackass was 20 years ago
Memories I wanna go back there

we're losin Lance guys

>dildo barely touches Bam's ass
>he starts screaming as if it actually went all the way up to his brain

When that song started playing in the credits of Jackass 3 I actually teared up a little

You be the judge.

the side characters were good

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That was just more crude yet somehow less entertaining and less funny. It really proves that what made jackass wasn't just the shock value. The guys were just great entertainers and great at comedy.

“Memories” by weezer

>How long does it take for the caulk to get hard
>well for an old man like me it should overnight

april is best mom

That they were but what really carried Jackass for me was that they all genuinely were friends who liked hanging out with each other.

i wish some of the jackass guys would do a podcast together. maybe the occasional stunt. would be pretty damn entertaining.

for some reason, I say this alot to my friends

no idea why

I think he was one of the smarter ones on the show. Everybody else is dead or almost gone because of their personality.

he has to use a catheter for the rest of his life so i'd say he retained more damage than even steve-o

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has anyone ever been broken this bad?

Where does Knoxville stand in there?

What was wrong with Brandon?

Fucking hell that bull one. He even stayed on after the clowns left. Absolute madman.

Got any shrimp to go with that?

no
the people in jackass are easily fit into 3 categories

>The best
Knoxville, Steve-O, Pontius
>The good
Everyone except Bam
>The Bam Tier
Bam

What are all these losers doing now? Johnny Knoxville is pathetically trying to be a real actor. Bam has become full Phil. Steve-O hasn't moved on. It's really sad

Whats wrong with Steve-O?

Let's go to Tokyo My Nega!

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none of those guys had much charisma, which is why Knoxville, Steve-O and Pontius blow Dirty Sanchez out of the water. Jackass is funny first, shocking second. Dirty Sanchez is MOM'S GONNA FREAK, the show

preston in the plane skit needed tranqs or something to do it, right?

Steveo making youtube red money

this my shit!

he took xanax i think

i almost agree with that.
Drink and drugs can make any man a dickhead
Im giving Bam the benefit of the doubt and saying he was always wasted
>he probably wasnt tho

>Dunn is the first one reaching out to help him
Quite moving in hindsight

that'd suck to get the snakes out of there lmao

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this just looks sad
>the bam margera show sucked

This. Watching Jackass was like 30% for the students 70% for the crew

>Steve O hasn’t move on
>guy is fully sober and serious about it doing stand up and traveling the world
What the fuck?

>Watching Jackass was like 30% for the students

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I saw him doing a promo for some movie about amusement parks and he said his dick is okay now.

This, he had to use it for a while to avoid getting his peehole shut off by the scar tissue

>I'M STILL NOT OUT

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Why is Knoxville so cute? Every time he tries to contain his laughter or just outright cackles like a maniac. Best jackass for sure

>stunts
I was taking a poopie and my phone autocorrected for me

This. The guy is totally high on life right now. Just check the stuff on his channel about the street dog he adopted. Steve-O became the king of wholesomeness.

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is this considered to be more respectful than logan paul? i think it is

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WELCOME TO ELECTRIC AVENUE

>the way Bam's body jerks at the end

How can it be that Pontius, despite being such a low key member, became so popular. He's easily my favorite of the bunch, and I dont even know why.
I respect that he's so low maintenance and laid back in life, but as far as the show goes, he did pretty much nothing.

he's charismatic