Seriously what the fuck happened to MH370

Seriously what the fuck happened to MH370

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Human sacrifice to gods in the same vain as that bot sunk in South Korea for the 8 Godesses

It's with berenstein universe now it made its destination safely
They're enjoying a Hillary landslide against jeb and one of the greatest race wars ever seen

This.
It was the first split in the universe. What caused it? Who knows? All that we know is that we are now in an alternate universe where repeating numbers supersede all laws of nature.

I don't know, but MH17 was shot down by Ukrainian "rebels" (really Russian covert ops) with Russian-supplied arms.

MH370 pilot here

AMA

Where are you

>What happened to MH370
Ukrainians shot it accidentally during a training exercise, much like Siberian Airlines Flight 1812 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberia_Airlines_Flight_1812
Ukraine quickly went to cover their ass by saying the rebels did it, despite them not having any system that could attack a target that high. And even if they had a BUK like they shill, without a search radar they literally had to be scanning the air one tiny section at a time to find anything. IE it was a piece of equipment with no use to the rebels.
The fact that Ukraine is part of the investigation itself is just fucking stupid. It's like letting the prime murder suspect be part of his own investigation. Except the investigation may only post any findings that all parties agree on. Thus they will never say anything negative about Ukraine.

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that was MH17

Checked.

And the plane was likely shot down by either China, US or Australia.

Wrong plane mr rare flag

Whats at Diego Garcia (cool stuff)

Moloch brought it to the shadow realm

MH370 AKA Lolita Express

Shot down by Trump daddy

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Derp me confusing the two aircraft like an idiot. Make fun of me all you want.

MH370 was the pilot committing suicide by flying as far off course as possible and crashing into the ocean.
Pilots crashing their planes to commit suicide is not an uncommon thing.

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pls don't say that shit

fucking nightmare fuel

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it died

We are going to find out before next Tuesday.

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The earth is flat. They could not search in the area it really would have been on a flat earth, so they covered it up, and said they couldnt find it. Now it sits at the bottom of the ocean.

That is so far off course. He must've killed the co pilot too if that was true and also I wonder how much the passengers knew. Imagine knowing you're flying to certain death for hours.

I don't no, but it sure as hell has nothing to do with politics.

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Probably some smoke or fire which incapacities all passengers and pilot and autopilot took over until it ran out of fuel and plummeted into the ocean.

The crew probably lost consciousness from hypoxia.

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>mfw pertinent info on the plane's location is revealed on Sunday and CNN decides to cover that for days, ignoring the election.

You're still mixing up flights. The suicidal pilot was Germanwings "bane" flight.

First time seeing another poster from Curacao. What is your opinion on pastechis?

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Iranians captured a predator drone control center (about the size of a truck) and were shipping it to China.
They tried to use a civilian plane as cover.
A U.S. operative was onboard the plane. He slipped through the access door in the passenger compartment to the electronics bay where he disabled the flight controls in the cockpit.
He then depressurized the plane to kill the occupants.
Next he slipped behind an american plane and followed it to an airbase in Kazakhstan.
Body's were incinerated.
Plane was dismantled and pieces planted in the ocean off the coast of Australia.

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>its being retro fitted with a nuke for a terrorist strike sometime in 2017.

If the flight controls were disabled how could he follow another plane or even land it in an airbase?

I believe now

getting perty spooky fellas

Once the occupants were dead, he re established cockpit controls, went up to the cockpit, turned off autopilot, rendezvoused with the "escort" plane and followed in its wake to hide his own radar path.
The satellite link was the only thing they missed.
Go back and look at its paths- they had two "possible" routes- one to the ocean, the other flew directly over the air base...

they hijacked it
sent it to ukraine
and shot it down there

>Pilots crashing their planes to commit suicide is not an uncommon thing.

I think the sun has got to you. It's a very uncommon thing.

Proof of airbase route

It went down in the ocean

Some pieces washed up on a beach in France

Nice one, cunt

The satellite data couldn't tell the difference between these two paths.

No, there was information released that the pilot had a route on his training machine that was similar to the route the plane ended up taking. That suggests that he may have put the route into the autopilot and had the plane fly out into the middle of nowhere until it ran out of fuel and crashed, killing him and everyone else on board.

Of course, with such little evidence it can't be said for certain that he was behind it, but given that it's the simplest explanation available at this point a lot of people would default to that assumption.

Better pic

Well Lubitz did it, that one sandnigger from Egypt Airlines, Auburn Calloway and David Burke did it and, stretching the definition a little bit, 9/11 hijackers did it

It's not as rare as it seems

>tfw used to love flying as a kid

>tfw hate flying now because I realized I'm in a tin box going 500 mph and just any little thing could cause the plane to crash with no chance of survival

Anybody else know this feel?

>Plane was dismantled and pieces planted in the ocean off the coast of Australia.

They haven't found any debris off Australia, all the debris they've found have been on islands in the western Indian Ocean off the coast of Africa.

Some speculate that it was the pilot intentionally crashing the plane. It's happened before and will happen again. Think about that next time you fly. For me, that's next week.
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I only like the cheese kind. I tend to stay up late at night so I sleep through the morning and cant get them every day.
Its a good thing, because I am losing weight and pastechis would not help with that.

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After they drifted.

Look at how many flights happen per day, how many of them crash, and how many of them are suicides. Just because they are well publicized in media does not mean they happen often :P

If this is true then why were all the search efforts in the Indian ocean and not in the middle East area where the second possible ping trajectory was?

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Because the plane wasn't missing.
Search was coverup.

Search area was directly on satellite ping path in the ocean, and yet the black box's battery died before they could locate it.
Because it wasn't there.

Plane was safely landed, mobile drone control unit recovered, body's disposed of, operator given a medal.

>plane to crash with no chance of survival

bane?

The cargo hold was loaded with lithium batteries. One exploded and started a fire. Knocked out the transponder and some other electronics. Even if you put out the fire with extinguishers they still dump toxic gasses when damaged. They tried turning around but even with the crew on oxygen masks those gasses could have incapacitated everyone and left the autopilot to take them out to sea. Suicide theory doesn't make sense because why run the plane all the way out of fuel. I doubt there was anyone left alive on board after the first 10 minutes.

It went off course and went over where the city of Atlantis is. They had to be taken care of.
What the fuck are you?

I feel the same way, leaf.
>tfw gf made fun of my fear of flying
Meanwhile she's afraid of the fucking dark.

>pilots in oxygen masks
>program curving flight path on autopilot as they die

Sure dude.

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Is your belief that the flight path was curved based on those immarsat ping corridor pictures? I believe the actual flight path was straight lines from waypoint to waypoint.

Flight paths are curved because they follow great circles

Lrn2aviation

Satellite pinged it every hour for 6 hours after all other communication was lost.
7 total responses from the aircraft.
The path was curved, not straight.

Airline pilot user here, may greatest fear is smoke in the cockpit. You have about 12 minutes to get on the ground before fire destroys the aircraft, and you can't see a damn thing.

Even that's stretching it, there was a whole crew and passengers who had to know the flight couldn't not last that long, and modern airliners have the are we there yet channel. It had to have depressurized or something at some point.

Autopilot isn't like cruise control in a car.
In order to stay in flight for 7 hours after pilots were dead/lost control, the plane would have had to have had a complicated path programmed.

Planes don't just keep flying for that long by themselves.
It would have crashed within 20 minutes at cruising altitude.

The pilot took over the plane and carried out a mass murder suicide that he had planned for.

FBI said the pilot planned the suicide trip in Steam FSX history logs

Mfw I also used FSX to trace the route b4 that info was reveal. FSX = Microsoft Flight Simulation X

>and just any little thing could cause the plane to crash with no chance of survival

you should play microsoft flight simulator.

you'll learn that it's not that easy to crash a plane.

>Suicide theory doesn't make sense because why run the plane all the way out of fuel.
So you present your own extremely improbable scenario and then dismiss the highest probability scenario because according to you it doesn't make sense. Gee, I didn't realize there was one right way to suicide with an airplane in Canada.

You know, maybe the pilot wanted to make the wreckage hard to find. Maybe he was ashamed about suiciding as it's haram in Islam. Maybe he wanted to leave behind an aviation mystery. Maybe he just wanted to enjoy his final flight to nowhere. His personal motives don't have to "make sense" to you. Why did Lubitz crash the plane into a mountain? Why not just turn around and fly to Israel and let it be shot down by Israeli air defense? Why not crash it in Mecca? Why a mountain range? It doesn't make sense. Therefore it was a lithium battery fire.

Sure they do. Without a flight plan the plane would just stay on whatever heading it was flying when it reached it's last programmed way point. It would also stay at it's last select altitude unless it was programmed to maintain some certain rate of climb or descent.

they repainted it and blew it up over ukraine

>Why a mountain range?

Because there was a mountain range right in front of him.

He had a pretty decent setup.

Cheese pastechis are the only ones that matter. Happy to hear you are losing weight. I also like staying up late. Its the perfect time to shitpost and observe the happenings on Sup Forums

Its still incredibly rare. The fact you can remember it happening doesn't stop it from being rare. You are a stupid, stupid man if you thought you were making a point.

It doesn't make sense to me, Justin. Because if I suicided with a plane, I wouldn't just fly it into the first mountain on the horizon. I'd change course and make a statement crash.

Yeah well you're a Sup Forumstard and he was a man that wanted to die.

No, he was a man who wanted to commit mass murder.

It flew up your mom's cunt

Its path was curved until it lost contact.
Either it was hitting multiple waypoints, or someone was in control.

If it was an accident, it would have continued somewhere into Asia, not made its jacked up multiple turns to avoid radar and then the sweeping path in its final hours.

noice

We shot it down as it approached our airspace soz not soz

nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/02/jeff-wise-mh370-theory.html

Why does nobody talk about this article? Fits a lots of loose ends together, but obviously blaming Russia is pretty common nowadays.

I could do it with my eyes closed

Yep

Because most people accept that it went south rather than north. The fact that they found debris from the aircraft means it almost certainly crashed in the southern ocean, the only rebuttal people have for this is that the debris was planted there by whoever stole the plane.

The aircraft was compromised and shot down.

End of story.

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I believe.

fuck off you fear mongering tard. You're more likely to have a suicidal driver slam into you and kill you than to have a suicidal pilot.

yeah user i'm really starting to think

i don't like it

>I found a peculiar euphoria in thinking about my theory, which I thought about all the time.
I feel bad for that guy, I really do. The more time and energy he put into his fantasy the more difficult it became to give it up and so he invested even more time and energy. Oh well.

>About the two Ukrainians, almost nothing was available online.
If I disappeared today in some spoopy plane crash, some euphoric Jeff the Investigator would go nuts. There is almost nothing about me online, and what there is dates back to the 1990s! HOLY SHIT! Was it the Russians who disposed of their rogue agent in Winland? Oh yes, it was!

Well, at least he makes money off retards with his e-book.

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