Ask a mexican anything

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ask your stupid question leaf.

cuales son tus favoritos tacos? los mios son de bistec, pastor y cecina

how come none of your women really look that good when i see them?

How come Mexican women are either really hot or really ugly and there's little in between

oye putita, quere la verga?

I have a Venezuelan girlfriend is she is so fucking hot. Why are there no hot mexicans?

how come your wifes son

Why don't you try to fix your own country instead of leeching off of mine?

Boipucc or fuck off

Where's my wall you promised to pay for?

>trips of truth

SHADILAY

Do you go to hell if you eat the Pan de Murete?

I was at Mi Pueblo on 10/31 and bought some stale bread, thought it was like a donut or something. Turns out it was for dead people.

wtf, am I cursed or some shit?

How much are you paying for that wall?

because you invaded my country first, have you heard of karma?

Why don't your country stop consuming drugs and stop promoting the idea that drugs are "LE AWESOME XDDD"

Mexican is your nationality, so I'm not going to automatically assume you're latino. Where do you live in Mexico?

pastor, sirloin de sonora y tacos de camaron baja

Why aren't you helping achieve 100m

in Sonora.

because chicanas are eating machines.

venezuelans are black and ugly in real life, the only ones who win the miss universe are sons of spaniards or portuguese.

Your food is awesome, especially when we make it with not shit ingredients.

No questions, but just wanted to say that along with y'all need to clean that drug shit up. The cartels are retarded homie.

Trump will pay it and w promise to pay the bill.

Why are they black? My girl is light brown/I assumed Spanish looking

Is it true you can fuck strippers at the stripclub? For how much USD if so?

Immigration has reportedly been declining over the years from your country to mine. What's happening differently? Why is it that when I think of Mexico I think of nothing but arid cities with very little vegitation with buildings only one story high, and entrepeneurs owning a corner store with a metal fan and windows that are dirty?

Danna Paola was my crush in my childhood, what the fuck happened to her?

thanks, yes our food is awesome. we need to kill all cartel members with dead penalty or gallows pole in front of the main plaza.

people in venezuela dont look like that, they look like brazilians.

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ANSWER MEXANON!

yeah hahaahahhaha dont you have that in the US?

15 dollars per hr.

fucking struth cunt

she grew up and she is very busy spending her millions.

racism
hard inmigration laws
crisis of the 2008

because thats the stereotype.

Thanks, no only in Nevada. They charge over 1000$ per hour there. I'm in CA so I'll just go to Mexico, way cheaper.

How's it feel to be the peasant nation of North America?

What super power would you NOT want?

Any tips in crossing borders?

How high should my average income be, to get a mexican women?

does not compute. How are we invading your country?
Why are your people the bitches to the cartels then? Are you enjoying their rule over your land or are you really that weak?

sorry to break up your bubble.

Venezuelans are ugglier, poorer, and more violent than us.

>being this bad at geography
Come on leaf, there are countries south of Mexico that aren't central America or south America

leaf, its cool when I go to costco and buffalo wild wings, but it sucks when I cant vote for hilary. We should be the state 52th

I loved her as a loli novela star and musician, checked her now and she is sucking niggers cock and riding on the slut carousel. Now my childhood is ruined and fully expect her to be irrelevant and broke and fat by 30 just like every other celebrity.

Why

I'm a German Russian rape babby (so not Aryan) and will probably have to go to Mexico soon, like how hard is it to get along with the Mexicans for someone like me?

Why are whites the bitches to illicit drugs :^)

own a mercedes benz.

In the 1820s, many people from the Northern and Eastern United States entered Mexico illegally. Mexican Texas, then bordered by the U.S. states Louisiana and Arkansas, had the most settlement by American illegal immigrants. At the time, Mexican law prohibited Anglo Americans from immigrating. Mexican Texas had a population of 3,000 illegal immigrants by 1823; most of those immigrants were from the Southern United States or Appalachia. By 1825, Mexico and the Coahuila y Tejas territory legalized immigration under the condition that settlers convert to Roman Catholicism and not own slaves. However, as the settler population expanded to 7,000 and did not assimilate with Mexican culture, Mexico banned American immigration again in 1830. However, by 1835, American immigration increased to 1,000 per month. Texas became independent from Mexico in 1836.[5]

Do you really believe you'll be sent back if, no WHEN Trump wins even if you're an American citizen?

we love german and russian, its exotic. chihuahua state has a lot of germans.

all celebrities are like that, like stupid britney

No, He cant do that, the American senate has more power than the president.

You lost. Get over it. Fix the rest of your shit-hole country before you start bitching about Texas.

Where's your green card?

Gracious

meh, just as I suspect. With that pic related, I do have exotic feelings with Russian girls but I am born a spic. De qué estado de México eres?

never mind saw

Is Sicario's depiction of Juarez accurate?

If so, why haven't you done anything?

can a polite, english speaking,middle aged white guy get served food that has not been spat, pissed, shit in at most places or should i eat in my room?

Do young mexicans identify with their culture strongly or are they all desperate to become americans?

Nahh

its not, its just a movie.

are you a mexican?

50-50

>hollywood movie
>accurate
Of course not. I live in Juarez, I have yet to see dead people on the street, exploding buildings or a gunfight.

fuck off cuckrod

¿Cómo puedo adquirir una novia qt3.14 mexicana?

ser anglosajon y vivir aqui.

>Where's your green card?
Not an argument, I win

whites are making up the majority of drug overdose deaths in the USA, by the by ;^)

>tfw no mamacita gf

Probably because you live in the campestre

What's the average salary in Mexico?
Say for an entry lvl tech guy

Are you a MexiCAN? Or a MexiCAN'T?

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campestre
wew lad, are you el paso fag?

I live in Juarez too, and things here are more relaxed with tourism, I went to Las misiones and saw a lot of white people.

yes you win. I hope that this random argument on the Internet will give you the confidence you need to start a positive movement to fix Mexico.

but probably not.

>Why don't your country stop consuming drugs and stop promoting the idea that drugs are "LE AWESOME XDDD"

Pedro's got a point. Drug cartels are a business. And no business can exist without customers.

Ye

When will you leave spanish language to speak your ancestor's one?

soy anglo-irlandés, entonces tengo que ir a México. Vale.

(En serio, estoy tratando de obtener trabajo en energía o minas y petroleo como abogado y quisiera trabajar en América latín)

are you white or hispanic?

Porque los Mexicanos no saben hablar Castellano?

What do you think of the way people from Spain speak Spanish?

What do people from Spain think of the way Mexicans speak Spanish?

El mejor peñafiel es el de toronja

Niegamelo

Mestizo?

My great-grandparents fought in the revolution for Texas' independence and even drafted the state constitution but my grandpa and my dad were raised in Juarez.

They were "campesinos" though; my grandpa was the president of a bank and owned a couple of businesses like a shopping mall and an ice cream factory...he helped open up Shangri-La

what ancestors? if you killed all aztecs.

A ti te parece que cabasho, andate, living, sho, vos, sos, es catellano?

Teniendo en cuenta que en Castilla se voceaba, sí.

Para todos los hispano hablantes, ustedes hablan el peor castellano.

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Hablen bien castellano, no lo mutilen, hablen normal.

>tfw hablo español como un pocho

Is there a high risk of getting a worm in your brain if you eat street tacos? Can any street food be trusted?

Hay una diferencia entre hablar Castellano y Español.

Nosotros hablamos Castellano y muy bien de echo porque no lo arruinamos como ustedes o los Españoles con las gallegeadas.

Mexicans speak like they were all day acting in a cheap tv parody. It's so bad I can't fucking listen them speaking without suffering shivers.

I wish the english would have invaded South America instead of Spain, they either would have killed the natives or the eglish would be the language they destroy on a daily basis.

jajaajajaajajajja

Solo los naturales de Castilla hablan Castellano, ustedes hablan rarito con ese acento porteño insoportable mezclado con Italiano, es el menos Español de Ibero América.

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So should I just stop speaking spanish altogether

if a mexican at walmart speaks to me in spanish should I just reply in english or what

Sup Forums drives and dictates almost all of my personal life choices nowadays

>You killed all aztecs
>Says while looking like full indio
I've heard this before. Devolvemos el oro too?

>Sup Forums drives and dictates almost all of my personal life choices nowadays

Jesus Christ

>I wish the english would have invaded South America instead of Spain
So I guess you wish Spain would never be an Empire and world power during the Golden Age with Felipe? I guess you will rather be invaded by France? No? Then thank God for you that you have the gold of Peru for example to finance all your wars

No te preocupes, yo tampoco aguanto tu acento, parece que tienen metida una papa cuando hablan, y los vagos andaluces jajajajaaja ejemploh de sevillah jajajajajaajajja

>he hasn't handed over his free will, life, and soul over to meme magic
It's verboten for me to be independently minded since I'm not white and my genetics aren't white either, Phampai.

Spain exist thanks to us.

How do Mexican women go from being really hot to transforming into a torn and beaten leather sack by the time their 40+

They're*

>Wander in to see big titty latinas
>just lots of bean talk

I feel rused.

How to join zetas? Former US army infantry here. Sobres con eel hookup camarada