How is it possible that Johns learned nothing from Marvels mistakes? Are we about to get SJW DC? This industry is about to die with Doomsday Clock #1
How is it possible that Johns learned nothing from Marvels mistakes? Are we about to get SJW DC...
nah
How is a crazy man insulting the left and right SJW?
I feel like a watchmen sequel would feel hollow if it didn't at least reference current politics
Because the left deserves insult, the right doesn't. The right is morally beyond reproach, and to lump in in with the left makes Johns a degenerate SJW.
None of the people making these threads can see the writing is centrist. There's a reason observations that the "MUH TRUMP" faggots are even more fragile than tumblr are getting more and more common.
But it says both sides are shit
This right isn't shit, dickhead.
Fuck off Sup Forums politics have been in comics since their inception. The problem with current Marvel isn't the politics; it's that they've got fuck all good writers, no good stories, and no editors.
America Chavez isn't bad cause it stars a pseudo-Latina lesbian; it's bad because Gabby Rivera is a hack who inserts horrid "Spanish" to her abysmal story.
The right is as shit as the left
Now fuck off back to Sup Forums or tumblr shithead
I don't understand the cognitive dissonance it would take to be a capecomic fan and actively support Trump, but whatever.
Comics had a crazy amount of potential for storytelling but in the west it's stagnated into repetitive 69ing. I've been reading DC and Marvel religiously since the 80s and even out of my favorites I can't think of a single volume I've read that would be worth preserving for posterity's sake, outside of people to gawk at the sort of thing this era held up as "heroic" the same way we try to comb through legends of greek gods. It's all incestuous, self referencing to the point that it's incomprehensible to people who aren't already into it.
Let comics burn, nothing of value will be lost. Maybe something actually innovative will rise from the ashes.
comic books have always been shitty books for kids you dumbfuck
FPBP
>meanwhile on Sup Forums
And cartoons have always been shitty shows for kids, right....RIGHT?
yeah, i mean you dont watch cartoon network past the age of 8 right
Remind me, why are you on this board?
because you faggots wont stop ruining other boards with your capeshit
> THIS BOOK DISCUSSED POLITICS AND DIDN'T FLUFF OUR LORD GOD TRUMP IT'S SJW LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
you must be 18+ to post outside Sup Forums
I think the try to mock this post and being ironic.
So you only came here to shitpost?
Fucking retards again
The average poster on Sup Forums is 30.
>inb4 its the best selling book in the last 15 years and it ushers in a comic boom
>Maybe something actually innovative will rise from the ashes.
I'll never understand why people who initially go off about the necessity of failure and consequence always insert some silver lining nonsense at the tail end.
nah im just not a manbaby
Doesnt D&c have a new video you can slobber over?
>Watchmen becomes the flavor of the week like X-Men was in the early 90's
>6 Watchmen spin-off titles announced
>Watchmen vs Suicide Squad
>All-New Watchmen featuring younger heroes
>Watchmen 2099
>D&c
sorry i dont watch cartoons
But you post like one
Id love to see it, if for no other reason to trigger Moorefags
gotta talk like one so you guys can understand since you seem to think comics books are actually well writen and have good stories
>All-New Watchmen featuring younger heroes
>Kid Comedian
Jesus, I shouldn't be laughing. Someone has likely been seriously thinking of doing just that if they thought they could get away with it.
>I've been reading DC and Marvel religiously since the 80s and even out of my favorites I can't think of a single volume I've read that would be worth preserving for posterity's sake
How far back are we talking? Are we just discussing modern stuff?
AnimalMan should be read forty years from now. It's in vogue to shit on No Man's Land by Dixon but I think it holds up, with commentary on class issues and politics and war. And I would no joke use a couple issues of Ennis Punisher if I were trying to explain to somebody from the future how fucked Vietnam was. Capeshit isn't useless, it's just fucking expensive. The sheer volume of crap is the problem. I'm not saying you have to hit a home run everytime but damn, you have to give me something better than the shit quality I've had for the past 15 years.
haha oh wow thanks for the laugh
>I don't understand the cognitive dissonance it would take to be a capecomic fan and actively support Trump, but whatever.
Superheroes want to protect their countries & fellow citizens.
Trump wants to protect America & American citizens.
Is it really that fucking hard to grasp dude? And no I am not saying Trump is a superhero just that the goal is the fucking same.
This is why you're as big a failure as an SJW, OP.
That would mean something if you could actually talk intelligently.
Based Johns sees beyond the US vs THEM narrative, for the first time in a LONG time in comics truly exploring politics, not just lecturing,
Plebs can't comprehend.
...
>i've never read anything he mentioned but will pretend he did
haha oh wow thanks for the laugh
well im talking to people that thinks superheroes are actually good i have to set the bar real low
I don't think you've ever read anything in your life except for Sup Forums posts.
i sure as hell didnt read superhero comic books after the age of 10 ill tell you that
Nigger, the oldest story in recorded history is a superhero story, if you think capeshit is somehow inherently lowbrow, you're the plebbest of plebs.
>i think superhero comics are for babies! btw i make boom boom in my diapey
You sure as hell didn't read any literature past the age of 10 for that matter
>he thinks something made for children is good
>he actually believes that two dudes fighting eachother is good
>he actually thinks something written by college dropouts and failed writers is good
yeah guess im a ''pleb'' then
What did he do that triggered you centepide?
he made fun of trump
>Sends Sup Forums into a hissy fit with previews alone
Based Cereal King
All writers are failed writers tho. College means shit. And children stuff can be good, so yeah, you are a pleb. I know you're baiting, but, your bait is reddit-tier.
Again, the first recorder story that deals with core topics in the human experience is a proto-Thor comic.
Nigger pleb fag.
>he actually believes that two dudes fighting eachother is good
Well you're trying to fight him even though you could've walked away, so I guess you do like capes.
>And I would no joke use a couple issues of Ennis Punisher if I were trying to explain to somebody from the future how fucked Vietnam was
There are a number of better options for this than using Punisher MAX.
>m-muh centrism
You been shitposting in several threads, did a comic book writer rape your mom and not pay child support?
>TAKE MUH ONE SIDE ONLY
>All writers are failed writers tho. College means shit. And children stuff can be good, so yeah, you are a pleb.
oh yes Sup Forums the failed tumblr dropout board
>did a comic book writer rape your mom and not pay child support?
how would they, most of them are omega faggots that never even talked to a woman
It's not about picking one side OVER the other, not picking a side OVER both, that's sheeple mentality.
It's about realizing you can help and coexist with everyone.
Media's got us all tense and flustered.
Having said that, the left is the scapegoat indeed, they make it too easy though.
Nah Sup Forumscucks are mostly autistic frogposters in their 20's or middle aged the_donald lebbit posters.
I almost feel bad for the rest of Sup Forums, almost.
>most of them are omega faggots that never even talked to a woman
You don't sound like you have any experience in that department
No, user, I'm on your side, you quoted the wrong dude.
>oh yes Sup Forums the failed tumblr dropout board
Not at all, user, I'm an engineer, with a decent job and everything. Sill, you're a pleb nigger uneducated faggot who even failed at baiting, lmaoing at your life rn.
>engineer
>thinks comic books are good
yeah user im sure you are
im not the one that reads comic books
You didn't read anything and it shows, you have shitty writing skills.
*snorts* actshually comics books are the most inteligent form of art
w-what do you mean its for kids
>im not the one that reads books
ftfy
Well I am, comics aren't inherently good nor bad user, but you are inherently a pleb.
Just because one doesn't want to be with the shit eaters doesn't mean they have to be with the cum drinkers.
One can choose not to be either.
>he reads the story of spiderman a guy that got bit by a spider and has spider powers now
>thinks its actually smart
you people are just cringe
look at me im spiderman i got bit by a spider and now i fight crime *shoots web*
I hate spiderman, but you are still a pleb. lmao, keep failing. That's what you get for being illiterate and a virgin.
>be Johns
>mildly mock both liberals and conservatives
>"WAAAGH SJW DC IS UPON US! COMICS ARE RUINED FOREVER!"
Neck yourself, OP
>im not the one that reads comic books
So you're admitting you can't talk to a woman and you can't read comic books because you're barely literate? Bravo.
>usind the "m-muh" bullshit
I'm not centrist, more conservative but wouldn't still call me right-winged.
And you are just some manchild brainlet who come here to shitpost and argue on a board where you don't belong because no girl would touch your tiny dick
Kys faggot
He is pretty cucky isnt he? Lmao
im wolwerine i have super strong bones and ride a motorcicle and cant die, im more shallow than most anime characters
The faggot you are replying to got triggered in another board because he couldn't convince people Cap was a conservative and just went full autismo "c-comics suck you guys"
He's clearly butthurt, lol.
>I don't understand the cognitive dissonance it would take to be a capecomic fan and actively support Trump
What?
Look at him, he is still trying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
are you retarded i dont give a fuck about captain america, you fat fucks just need to stop ruining every other board with your capeshit
His posts do read like someone sperging out over losing something.
Very cucky
>I don't understand the cognitive dissonance it would take to be a capecomic fan and actively support Trump, but whatever.
Are you fucking retarded?
Everyday we stray further from moot's light.
>are you retarded i dont give a fuck about captain america
No one believes you, not even anyone else on the other boards.
Look at this negro got his own bait pushed in HAHAHAHAHAHA
Go back to school kid. Stop being a virgin.
Capeshit patrician race!!!
>This industry is about to die
Always with the melodrama. I'm fucking all in, looking forward going to the LCS and buying it.
Looks like you lost, guy! Bait was weak to begin with.
We know you got triggered user, admit it, Cap is not a conservative.
oh yes i sure hope captain america a fictional character is a conservative or a liberal because im a virgin
nah i dont really care about some shitty kids super hero
>It's about realizing you can help and coexist with everyone.
But you can't.
Shitposters gonna shitpost
>welcome to Sup Forums
Well let's see here:
>comic books have always been shitty books for kids you dumbfuck
>yeah, i mean you dont watch cartoon network past the age of 8 right
>because you faggots wont stop ruining other boards with your capeshit
>nah im just not a manbaby
>gotta talk like one so you guys can understand since you seem to think comics books are actually well writen and have good stories
>well im talking to people that thinks superheroes are actually good
If he were actually intelligent he'd have given it away already. And this pattern of angry posting here and in other threads is not that far off from Lee Goldson's tantrums.
You can try, and if you fail, you can also chose to not be a douchebag antifa or poltard.
Nothing wrong with being liberal or conservative tho.
Technically you can, you just have to eliminate any and all opposition. Then the definition of everyone shifts to your favor.
You're angry about it, so I'd say everyone's on the right track about you.
me and my hero
It's like some new kid discovered Sup Forums and wanted to try that "baiting" thing to showoff to his middle school friends how much of a trololol he is.
You can actually see the whole thing devolving here
Yeah dude, feeling real fragile now.
Just look at him does he know he's the laughing stock of this thread?
You guys think he realizes it?
I hope you all realize the horror that there is never a day that isn't happening.