Why don't you live in Australia yet?
Why don't you live in Australia yet?
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I don't want slow as fuck internet, no neighbours and fucking scary animals
You don't let me in easily.
that's why we need all 'em big birds o.O
Because you're "full. Now fuck off."
You pay such a bs markup on imported electronics it is proven to be cheaper to fly to the US buy it and fly back than to pay your taxes.
no bennies in aussie
how are you all this wrong
lmao
i bet you think loli illegal too
pretty much everything you here about australia is a ruse to keep you out
nuke us
I was told by several people to fuck off and that you are full.
Spiders are great housepets, they kill flies and mosquitos for you
If I walk into an Australian consulate in Moscow, I won't automatically get a visa that would allow me to work.
Checked and mated, austheists.
those arent venomous, arent they?
' cause fuck off, you're closed?
No. They are bro-tier spiders that eat up pesky bugs.
We'd be doing you a favor though, so ask Russia instead
cuz u aint bratva my brother
Because pic related
Because of your shitty gun laws
Because you called me a cunt that one time and told me that your country is at full capacity and also to off in a direction in which you told me to fuck.
Ask the Victorian Police department about self defense.
We don't need you dub flub.
We are already at maximum capacity
You can come user. But only if you come by boat and forget to bring your passport.
I don't want the hassle of spreading vegemite behind my ears everytime I go outside to keep drop bears away.
How can an american live in austrailia?
Hows the mental health treatment there?
Shhhh.....
Cause its $3,000 for a carton of cigarettes
This is correct. You have reliable sources
Thats a big spider
Thats a crab you fucking idiot
Fuck that.
fuck off we're full
it's a halloween decoration you idiots
Lolis are illegal, the internet is slow as dogshit, we pay a huge markup on imports, the wildlife is like the memes, white people are subject to standards to enter, and we're full.
What is the point of this post?
who qld here?
i verified this in triplicate. I'ts all gud mait.
The sheila or the spider?
QUEENSLANDER!!
will probably spend a couple months there in the near future.
Who fnq here?
>tfw no gf to eat spiders and hunt abos with
A lot more fags are going to become QLDers now that they can adopt kids there.
cairns cunt
Kek
not sure if the foreign cunts in this thread have noticed but were actually at full capacity
so i would advise you to fuck off
yea thats just harry the cunt. ate my m8s dog the other day. we havent spoken since
Because somewhere betweeb fingernail sized transparent jelly demons that can kill you the most painful way possible, real life face huggers that plant aliens in your abdomen and your nation's high level shitposting I lost interest.
G'day cunt.
>German education
every spider is venomus
same, but live in Adelaide for work
Sorry mate but e everybody watched Godzilla and won't risk nuking you.
Is it true that you can't have guns in Australia, even if 95% of the country is wilderness and ranches and hunting grounds and shit? It seems a bit weird.
Yeah nah cunt, they are called huntsman spiders and they are fucking terrifying and capable of jumping.
I'd seriously love some Aussie pussy.
I hear they're itching for American dick.
auto shotguns and rifles are banned after a false flag 20 odd years ago
What does that mean specifically, can you have hunting rifles and such? I don't think you can have automatic rifles in America either? Or am I wrong?
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>Why don't you live in Australia yet?
It's too hot. I've been there.
Also I live in a nice comfy town in the mountains.
Pic. It's not the immigrant hell that you read on Sup Forums.
My town is 100% white British. (pic)
you can own guns here, you just need background check, license and training. Now some guns are restricted but I know a guy who bought a glock recently.
Most states in america i think you can have auto rifles or mod them very easy.
Here in aus Full Auto and Semi Auto rifles are banned.
we have hunting rifles and pistols though
Huntsmen are fucking fine m8, every house has one
you better not get rid of your designated huntsman, cunt.
lol wut i just froze my ass off for 8 months
summer weather finally coming around
Auto means auto loading, like an automatic pistol. Fully automatic means what you are thinking off. We can have them in the US but they have to be manufactured before 1984 and you need to register them. Certain states have bans (the usual commie states). But I shoot with plenty of folks who have belt fed machine guns from WW2 30 cals up to m60s. They are called transferrable and the prices they fetch are in the 10s of thousands.
Who northern beaches?
>My town is 100% white British. (pic)
For how long?
Rural towns here in aus are all mixed its fucked
FUCKHEAD DAAWGGGSS
1 HIT NOK U OUT
its not that hot faggot
WHITE CUNT
the uk has mountains?
fag
DONT TALK SHIT CUNT ILL FUKIN BELT U DOG CUNT
cairns suburbia
because
>muh guns
i wouldn't mind australia for the legal prostitutes though.
Yeah nah cunt. No friend to spiders here. I understand that you cunts might need them to catch the other prehistoric monstrosities that fly and crawl around your house, but I'm using a 12ga if I see one if these 8 legged cuntsmen near me.
I CAN TAKE EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU CUNTS IN THIS THREAD,
I'LL BRING ME MATES AND BASH U FUCKIN DOGS
You guys do know that spiders fight and keep out other spiders. A hunstman will keep out the real cunty spiders. Typical australia that you put up with a little cuntyness to avoid the REAL fuckers. "abo tier"
>Southside fags
>legal prostitutes
afaik only in one state, nsw, and only in a brothel
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lel you ban sex but allow mass murder weapons
americans are protestant retards
found the abo
No.
See her pic
I have one living under my bed lol. The cunt comes out sometimes and runs across me when i'm trying to get to sleep.
Reposting from another trehd
found more abos
well, we have legal brothels in nevada but they're probably too expensive.
I keep around garden spiders in my house sometimes to have them kill the flies and mosquitos for me, so having a scary but harmless huntsman to get rid of the actually dangerous spiders makes sense.
nah mate we got full on whores
even high school girls
West Australia: Prostitution in this state comes under the Prostitution Act 2000. While prostitution itself is legal, many activities associated with it, such as brothels, soliciting in a public place and pimping, are illegal. The Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non residential area.
fuck off
idiot
ah ok, didn't know that about WA, I thought only NSW allowed it
And Rodents too.
>and Semi Auto rifles
But that's literally all rifles then. Except what, bolt action?
Retard. Where do you think the crazy white mountain savage meme comes from? Sure as fuck isn't from loser Swedes
Thanks Federation friend.
I'm not falling for your tricks spidercunt dundee, you stay on your jurassic island of horrors or I'll have to rek you m8, swear on me non spider mum.
Yep pretty much
when will you become a state?
how do you effectively kill these monstrosities any way? I would probably literally use a gun. No way am I trying to smash that fucker with a shoe or something.
>Rural towns here in aus are all mixed its fucked
Piss off cunt were abouts? The further away you get from the culturally enriched capital cities the whiter the population gets, most small towns in Vicoria would be >95% white.
Second half meant for
btw fellow ausfags how big is your huntsman? I used to have a 8 inch but he died :(