Poor goof

Poor goof

Didn't Goofy also wanted in on the action as well?

Milk Man don’t get scared… not with free pussy at every doorstep.

True dat.

Do you want it pasteurized?

Yeah, being a Milk Man was probably a sweet deal back in the day.

Is that why she never showed up again? She cheated on him and was misogynistically bad at driving

He should have kept the name George Geef in Goof Troop. With Goof being the name Pete calls him.

>Milkman looks exactly like him
>Max grows up socially normal and excessively coordinated

Max's mother never died, Goofy is being a spectacular father to the bastard child his wife saddled him with.

I think I just figured out why Max's mom is never in the show.

That must be why Max isn't a total retard.

I must make my final delivery.

I am the milkman.
My milk is delicious.

He had a wife?

I remember watching this a long time ago and actually thinking the milkman was gay.

Why did you need to post a tweet to start this thread? Why not the actual scene? Who cares about this fuck?

No she's dead, in a fit of rage Goof killed her then buried her in the basement. Once he calmed down, the guilt settled in and he vowed to raise Max as best he could

If this is canon then this scene is even more powerful because it would be biofather vs adoptifather

Man that's ballsy trying a psychonauts reference here. I gotchu tho lad.

source?

But didn't he also fuck Pete's wife?

No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes

NO MAX CAME OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE AND IT WAS MPREG ALL THIS TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED YOU FUCKING IDIOT

This picture's making me think very dirty thoughts

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