Australians and new zealanders of pol i have a question for you

australians and new zealanders of pol i have a question for you

who would in a fight:

12 of your most sturdy and robust abbos or 12 of your most sturdy and robust maoris

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maoris easily

maoris, cunts eat natural occurring steroids

Maoris would rape and kill them before smoko cunt

Thinking this is a trick question. Pretty sure there aren't any sturdy, robust abbos. Even if there are, getting them sober long enough for any sort of competition seems neigh impossible.

take a fucking guess

>sturdy
>robust
>abbos

cunt those black bastards have the fuel efficiency of a Lamborghini with a leak

maoris m8 no contest

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>new zealand

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Proofs

Not a fair contest.

Instead ask who would win ins race to molest they're young female family members?

I'd say uncle Bully by a finger

Maoris are much tougher cunts. Did you know about the stories where they genocided other tribes and made slaves out of them using the guns given to them by the brits?

>I'd say uncle Bully by a finger
He put in a lot more than a finger

Came in to say this.

Maoris hit the piss too but they just get aggro as fuck (or chill as fuck but we're talking about fighting maoris). Abbos go use a road as a mattress, covered by a parked car is like the Ritz

youtu.be/xGNYeZzXSec

Abos are like an underdeveloped African. Do abos get cucked by Africans?

wow what a bunch of cunts lol

This is why giving technology to primitives is a bad idea.

Maoris start doing hakka. By the time they reach the end the fight between the abos would've finished.

neither an aussie or a small island aussie, but i gotta weigh in here.

abbos are as close to being worthless as possible. maoris actually do things.

Seems based to me, they used the tools given to them for maximum effectiveness.

He's only trying to get her iggs

Maoris are not primitive though they paid for the guns fully

yeah the maoris would fucking wreck the abos

Moaris no contest

he was ready to cook her eggs

Honestly I think 2 Maori's could haka the fucking didgerydoo out of 12 Abos

They've basically did the cleaning before the brits got to those parts

A better fight would be Maoris vs Samoanss

Samoans would loose the maori play dirty

Absolutely this.
A fair fight between seaniggers

Did Maoris ever come to Aus back in the day and kill some abos?

t. Didn't listen in history

Maoris would win. They have the coconut gene and have thick skulls. Abbos wouldn't be able or know how to crack a maori

Alright, now that that's settled:
12 of your most robust Emus vs. NZ's 12 most robots Maoris.

Shit forgot about that, maori would pull a dirty

Maoris would kick the shit out of any native you stuck them up against.

Samoans got The Rock and David Tua

they paid maoris to come over and catch abos in tassie

Maoris made the moa go extinct i think they could take the emus

i wonder if the mongrel mob would help fight against the immigrants, when they finally try come here

Never. Tasman sea is way more stormy and dangerous to cross than the calmer ocean between nz, samoa, etc.

Abbos V Maori, depends on the situation. The maoris I know are pretty civilised - give them a time and a place I think they'd formulate a plan and win.

In a completely out of the blue punch on - I'd have to put my money on Aussie's own.

the question is how angry are the emus

Abbos. I've seen them smash them many times. Maoris only win when they have a huge size advantage. Maoris have a lot of strength but zero stamina. A lot Aus beta cucks have brought right into the Maori warrior meme.
Abbos will BTFO out of Sydney/Melbourne fags 9 times out of 10. A fight between them and rural whites is 50/50
Source:Rare Polfag who actually interacts with all 4 types.

moaris are the difference between samoan americans and puerto ricans as abbos

well the maoris killed all the moa and they're like bigger versions of emu so i've gotta give it to the horis

cuzzy bros - every fucking time

Modern Aussies couldn't fight Emu's. Does that mean Maori are better than Aussies?

they know it

Why do aboriginals always huff gas? We have the same shit going on here and they're not even full-blooded.

Lol Maoris would decimate these monkeys

White kiwis>Maoris>Moa>emu>Aussies>abos

maoris would fucken kill abos

No idea, an Aussie girl that went to my school called them petrol huffers and said they smelled bad.

oh shit lol

all you foreign cunts don't seem to understand abos at all.

they're not niggers, they're not hyper aggressive gorillas, and they're not particularly dangerous if you've got your wits about you.

the vast majority of adult abos are drugfucked, petrol-sniffing alcoholics who can't string a proper sentence together. they have limited reasoning ability, zero morals and don't consider theft a crime.

there are of course a lot of part-abos who do alright for themselves, but they can hope for a career in sports at best.

here's something to think about. the australian government operates a program intended to encourage indigenous business by offering interest-free grants of up to $80,000 to kickstart small business for anyone with abo heritage. they call it "blackfulla money", and the program is pretty much untouched because most abos can't figure out the paperwork to actually get the money. for this reason, i've never seen anyone who actually got the grant ever being made to pay the money back. it's a joke, i would be living fucking LARGE if i was given 80k to start a business.

The maoris without a doubt.

Not only are abos typically thin and weak they are literally too stupid to fight properly which is why they attack lone targets in groups.

to be fair to the abbos. 10 burgers would probably woop 10 pashtuns but the pashtuns just hide in mountains and do hit and runs for 15 years or what ever time it takes for the burgers to cuck out

Maori's. It's not even a competition.

you're obviously referring to IBA, a statutory body that folded at least twice, and had to go cap in hand back the the federal gubbmint for more sit down money

Maoris easily. I think 12 of the most sturdy and robust maoris would decimate 12 of your most sturdy and robust african americans as well.

Maoris and oh my god it would be a blood bath

Here you go:

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Funny thing is, looking back the difference between Maori and aboriginal technology was far greater that the difference between Maori and British tech at the time. Maori developed agriculture, advanced seafaring, carving, architecture, warfare tactics, trade networks, mining, and other stuff that any abo wouldn't thought up in their wildest dreams. Maori were primitive, but they were still 1000s of years ahead of fucking aborigines.

emu's have poisonous talons

Don't have the genes to handle alcohol

>aboriginal technology

abbos vs eskimos drunk brawl?

I think the real question who wins.

Jake the Muss V Mickey O'neil. (Snatch)

No rules.

Mickey fungered Jakes coconutlette til she suicided.

Jake burned Mickeys marm alive.

>sione actually believes this
Maori were neolithic, abbos were palaeolithic.
Whites were industrial.

Yeah. They always try and gloss over that part in their history.

Or;

>Hey, not my tribe. That was Johnno's tribe what did that.

But yeah, Maori basically ate a lot of British soldiers and killed enough that they got a treaty, and then decided they didn't mind white people so much, as long as they got enough money to hit the bong and play guitar.

Not a fan of their dancing though.

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Are Aussies even human?

it kind of hard to outright hate them or put them into the same bin as abbo's and african googles.

sure, they are savages, but they at least have the intelligence to go about it in a effective manner.

A stick is very versatile

b-b-but muh textbooks at school told me maoris dindu nuffin

Ofc. Maoris hate all other races (apart from like native americans) more than they hate Pakeha

Maoris were warriors, abbos are just stick knockers
now that i think about it, Maoris deserve a lot more respect than I thought. Yeah, they can't parent for shit and cause crimes all fuckin avo but they can be talked to unlike abbos.
I've got a really fucking cool Maori friend who must be in his 50s now, used to be part of the Mongrel mob. Real softie though. Smoked weed with him and he flatted with me and me mum for a while. He had a stroke the poor bugger but he's doing alright now. His mates are also really fucking courteous too. Offered me a seat, a beer and a puff on the ol pipe. Not the brightest guys but they're good cunts. JAFA Maoris are total fucking cunts however.

go away south islander you don't even know about maoris

That's the same with incans and aztecs, etc.
Absolutely savage but still some intelligence.

>JAFA Maoris are total fucking cunts however.
thats cause they have to interact with islanders everyday

maori ez

We have heaps of Maoris in South Island, in fact I live in the region with the most. I do know what they're like.

Watch a rugby match between the two countries and you will come to a conclusion immediately

Just passing by to tell you that I can hear your accent through that text. It's beautiful.

They are the same thing, except maoris are more violent

you have only mixed breeds down their i have actual tribal blokes who live on a fucking marae next to me and speak maori at home

This is the thing.

Aboriginals actually do have endurance. They can box, they can play rugby, but they're just...So fucking disorganized. They're impossible to keep on task. They'll flake out and fuck around.

Maori's are exceptional at Rugby and Soldiering.

When the British came to Australia, they had to make strict laws on how to handle the Aboriginals because it was so fucking hard to not accidentally just wipe out a tribe. They put up no real fight. They just kinda took it like stunned mullets.

The Maori were able to organize their tribes and put a good enough resistance that the British had to come to terms with them. Also, the Maori were enslavers and conquerors of previous, lesser peoples. If they had been left to their own devices for long enough they would have eventually come to Australia and wiped out the Aboriginals.

Also, Australian aboriginals don't really have any art/culture.

Maori's on the other hand make funny fucking movies.

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OP's match up is ridiculously one sided.

Yeah, like.. currently

Maoris

heaps... heaps? kia ora from gisborne bro

Maori are the greatest race the Southern Hemisphere produced. Good strong people.

Maori because of the higher I.Q. ranking and ability to work as a unit.

Samoans would hit Beserker mode too quick, break up and swing themselves out then get stomped.

>They are the same thing
are you even a aucklander m8

We did fight them, and we won. We just used jew tactics.

Still 1000s of years difference between those two.

Maoris unless its a fight to the fuel bowser

You obviously haven't been deep south. Maoris are as dark as those in north island.
They're are lots of dark brown maoris here.

maoris had trenches and firing pits during the maori wars

Union is fucking boring as. League is where its at

Outback Abbo's must be a pretty rare breed.

Sydney Abbo's are the very bottom of the totem pole. Even the Vietnamese stand over them.

I assume they're less iced out and drunk in the country?

I read this in aussie.
Fucking heard the voice of Steve Irwin inside my head while reading it.