Guys... I am 32 and just found out that I am part Jew

What Do?

>pic related

if ur gonna do it, atleast use something jewish

Would that be Kosher?

how did you find out?

jew the jew

My dad was never close to his family so ive never known them that well either. I began communicating with them of faceberg and found out. Apparently my dads mother was a kike and father was a whop. The italian thing is why I never questioned the size of my nose. I thought it was a super mario nose.

Shareef don't like it

Does it win me any white man points if my eyes are green?

Im legitimately depressed tbqhfamilam

Jews follow 1 drop rule like blacks. Sorry, you need to die.

My eyes are blue and my hair is blonde. I have a big jewy nose though.
I have to watch my jewish sorcery sometimes, I've accidentally lowered peoples credits scores and had them get declined for loans.

It involves a kippah, a Talmud, a mosque, and something better than a two shot derringer.

What's it like having hereditary Holocaust trauma? Do you get awful flashbacks of cruising down the railway?

By Nuremberg Racial Laws you're not a jew.

If you're such a stormfag that you care about part jewish blood, this should put you to rest.

My real question is if you're Christian.

Join the winning team i guess

Expose your fellow noses and when they call you an anti-semite say:

"No Schlomo... I AM THE SEMITE!!!"

I recently discovered that i may be ~1% Jew according to Ancestry DNA.

My great grandfather was a conscript in the Wehrmacht.

Am I redeemed?

Are you male? If yes, then nothing: you are irrelevant to us.

Go on with your life.

As long as you marry a gentile and refuse to exploit your Jewish Privilege, you're as good as goy.

you're a filthy goy

>my dad

Well, you're not jewish then, calm down nigger.

>Minneapolis MN written on the side
>Jewish
>MN
>Rapefugee land of America
It's all starting to make sense

>German great Grandmother last named Malitz

Is it Jewish?

Nothing has to change, you dont have to feel jewish or dive into judaism.. dont listen to stormniggers "jewish blood" doesnt make you "a parasite". You be like ok cool now i know im part of that echnicity. Who the fuck cares go on as before

So the fuck what? my family where poor knights in the old country. Let a jew marry in for money. No jew ass bullshit in my family. Great x10 granddad smacked any jew shit out of her.

OP. do right by the world. use your latent jew magic to jew the jews.

STUDIES SHOW jEWISH HERITAGE HAS MASSIVE CORRELATION TO HIGH IQ.

I'd say you hit the lottery OP/ congrats.

I just found a key that fits a lock in an old house in Toledo does that mean I am one of the Chosen People? Please respond

same studies say women are better than men right?
and that there is a pay gap?
that gov spending lifts an economy?
lol