Abo stories/crazy australia general

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Talk about everything crazy australia related: shit that happens out in the bush, drunk and savage abos, the wild place that is the northern territory, etc.

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A coon was in my shed one day, told me he was hiding from a fight cuz, then he jumped 8 feet in the air over my fence.

>tfw no outrageous abo stories cause I'm in Tassie and we wiped em out

still doesn't stop cucky cunts from waving around that awful abo flag

>abbo flag

lvlz

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wiped them out then started inbreading

tfw the average European is more inbred than the average Tasmanian

How does a abo flag look like?

its supposed to be the sun sky and earth but it's just shite

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Best mate is Abbo He is a good lad
not full blood tho those cunts are fucked

Tazzie boy where you at

Kek, I still can't understand why they huff petrol.

>be cab driver rural queensland
>pick up local abo at pub
>he puts a carton of piss on back seat
>get him home and ask for fare
>abo punches me in the face and bolts into his house
>punch only connected with my manly beard no damage done
>drive away with beer
>drop beer off at pub I collected him from and tell them its his
>back on rank 10 minutes later when two cop cars box me and demand to know if I stole his beer
>tell cops what happened
>cops demand I go get the beer and take it to the abo
>"get fucked"
>cops threaten to arrest me for theft "nope, do it or get fucked I don't give a fuck"
>cunts phone me mum and she starts yelling at me to just co operate
>"ok mum" fuck
>take beer to abo
>he's in only yfronts in his yard swinging a shovel handle at cops and screaming
>cop grabs his beer and drops the abos owed fare on the seat and runs it to the chimp out
>send the cops a bill for the second fare
>cunts never pay
100% true story

I went to aus for a holiday. Was scared. They are Maoris on steroids. Drinking in public all day probably drugs too.

Tassie BOISS

This one especially.
My ex missus had a friend that was 1/8th abo or something, and she was the whitest chick you ever met.
Parents were loaded to the shithouse, and centrelink gave her 10k when she turned 18, just for the abo genes.

Fuck nah, maoris are way scarier. Fucking big cunts. Abos are a bit more aggressive because they're drunk/high all the time, but they're all small and can't fight for shit.

Shit I got another one.
My little brothers mate had an abo friend around once and we were talking about how abos can do what they want, and he told me about how his parents, siblings and himself had absolutely torn apart their private rental house. I'm talking smashed windows, full on torn down walls, ripped up floorboards and the works.
Well when the real estate tried to evict them, they gave the local abo community joint or whatever a call and told them the situation and they told the parents not to sweat, even if the cops rock up not to even leave the house. It worked and I'm pretty sure they still live there, it'd happened a few times when he told me.
Cunts have got it too easy.
Also this piss weak maoris can fucking kill you.

>live in straya
>train smells like abo

>Going to school in Australia
>Drug house on the other side of school oval run by abos
>Police horses on school property everyday
>Police raids every weeek
>Abos burn down class rooms
>School puts up a giant prison fence
>Abos spray paint fence and climb under the gap
>continue to burn down school

>rural qld
Oh wel at least the gay nigger abbos can adopt kids now

queersland indeed

fight me faggot

Helps them get to the Dreamtime.

I dont fite queerslanders mate their already fucked up enough as it is

>Driving through Adelaide with grandpa
>Used to living in the hills, have heard stories of the wild plebs that dwell on the plains
>Listen to grandpa complain about 'traffic' which in Adelaide is anything more than five cars on the road
>He suddenly slams the brakes
>What the fuck
>Abo woman sitting in the middle of the road in the middle of the city
>~15 other Abos come out of the bushes and sit around in a big circle
>In the middle of the road
>Grandpa is turning purple and putting Sup Forums to shame with his diatribin'
>They disperse their corroborree after the combined power of five or six car horns annoys them enough

On the way home grandpa told me how the parks in Adelaide are pretty much wild zones you should never go into. The council just turns a blind eye to all the public drinking and shit and only steps in when they try to build a permanent home and they get moved on to the next parklands. Got me thinking, why not? Just give them a national park and a nearby goon store and stop trying to gentrify them.

I can genuinely say Queenslanders are fucked in the head.
I've seen it everyday for the past 14 years.
I often wonder how they can even dress themselves.

Its all them facken pineapples mate it drives them crazy

Daily reminder that abos are basically orks youtube.com/watch?v=hjKbRbcoN9E

I live in Queensland, I can attest to why people here are so fucked up on a basic level.

You are always. Fucking. Uncomfortable.

The weather is never hot or cold, it's just off by an amount seemingly tailor-made for every individual. Your balls are sweaty in the middle of winter. You have a chill in the middle of summer. It's just so constantly slightly wrong and everyone is so constantly on edge that it turns everyone into assholes. This place was never meant for human habitation.

We have things like that here in the US. They're called reservations.

get an aircon ya fuckin bogan cunt

qld is fucked up tho

And people don't know how to use a roundabout!
JESUS.FUCKING.CHRIST!

why is the white boy called an axe ?

>be me
>today
>eating chips in the park next to centerlink
>abo staring at my chips
>ask abo if he wants a chip
>"are you sure m8"?
>give him some chips
>he leaves

eh, I have quiet a few stories; none that interesting

it's a town by town thing, if you are in a city a lot of aboriginals are straight up homeless drug addicts, mainly they just beg

in a regional area they can be savages, beat and rape each other every day, burn shit down, always drinking, stealing fighting and throwing rubish everywhere

some towns people have dog lines, it's a strange thing to see a house in the middle of nowhere built like a fortress

to be honest you guys are way worse at changing lanes.

the times i almost got whiped out heading south qld to sunshine coast is absolutely fucked mate.

Here in NSW we cant even keep in our lanes but usually swerve out of the way just in time.

Why are aussie drivers so fucking lazy? Every time i watch a merrican video in socal or out in the boones its so calm everyone sticks in their lanes n shit

Poor Australia,

taken over by the Abos.. what a cucked nation.

>few years before I was born
>dad got a job working over in the NT
>mostly out of Darwin
>some jobs in surrounding communities
>wakes up to noises in his driveway one night
>peaks out the front window
>some abo fucking around with his car
>must be trying to steal it
>dad runs out the front to flog him up
>the abo has pried the fucking fuel cap open with a screwdriver and has a length of hose going into the fuel tank
>he's not even trying to siphon fuel
>he's fucking drinking it
>straight from the car
>dad kicks him in the chest and the abo stumbles back and falls over
>mumbling to himself but can't get up
>mum has called the cops by this point
>they come and take a statement and tell the abo to fuck off home
Such is life in the NT

you go around them, right?

>cucked nation
How's Trudeau working out for ya lmao

Jesus Christ

Holy shit!
Should've forced him to drink it all, then given him a cigarette. Abbo-boom!

where I am cunts don't know when to give way, when to indicate

30% of people just indicate left the whole time they are on the round about no matter which way they are going

some really dopey cunts stop mid round about to let someone go in frond of them

we've got one near my place , every week some drop punt slams on the breaks to let a random person cross the street and causes a rear end

fuck

>he was drinking it straight from the car
HAHAHHAHAHA
AAAHAHAHAHAA

cunt do you know nothing, he was making a siphon to steal the fuel, he wasn't drinking it

HAHA

cunt up in the NT I've seen so much shit, I was there in the long grass when liquor was banned out of darwin

hundreds of black fellas moved to darwin to sleep rough in the parks, the place was like a fucking mad house

boongs pushing lit fires around in shopping trolleys, beggers everywhere, shops not even open because of petty theft

Most australians drink 'petrol' straight from the car, its not limited to only abos. its just an aussie thing

>be student at Coorparoo State High 1994
>Grade 9
>Have to do shit for NAIDOC week
>yay no classes
>wearing Nike Air Jordans
>Hercolour T-shirt under my uniform
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Standing around watching aboriginals dance around a fire on the oval
>they're wearing body paint
>ceremonial dress
>listen to them playing the didgeridoo
>bang their sticks together
>totally ignoring it chatting to friends for the most part
>suddenly a wild boong appears btandishing a knife
>stabs another abbo kid 5 times in front of the entire school
>1994 so nobody shocked by violence
>cops come. Arrest the kid
>ambulance comes takes the other kid to hospital
>everyone gets sent home early
>only 1pm
>go get nice cold 600ml coke from servo
>open lid. Win free coke.
>best day ever.

one night a cop car running with lights out started following me, I only noticed him because his offsider used a penlight to see something in the car.
next round about I did a double lap and ended up behind him.
he wasn't a happy chappie

>be me
>15 y.o or so hnagin with white friend
>abo comes along who is hanging with other white bloke
>asks if i am who i say i am
>confirm
>asks me to walk down the street with him a bit
>do so
>he asks me "so you're ********* huh?"
>tries to play cool with me
>keep listening and being cheery coz im naive asf
>all of a sudden grabs me by neck
>i instantly flip out
>flip abo over
>into headlock until he can't breathe
>white blokes back off because he starts going blue
>don't stop strangling him until he goes blue
>all I saw was red
>walk off calmly
>abo spends a good 20 mins coughing up flem and blood
>straightupdontfuckwithme.jpg
>white blokes pat me on the back
>white guys want to be my best friend now
>walk home alone because the world is a pussy

Damn I really want to spend a few months in NT

Is darwin still an abo zoo?

Nice reading comprehension retard

I want to see an abo flag.

I'll leave this here for the bumps. Some Aussie told this story on here in one of those abo threads. Abos receive free government housing. 1yr later inspectors show up.

>All the floorboards have been torn up and burned

>All the fencing has been torn down and burned

>There is a fucking horse in the now dirt floor kitchen

>The bath tub has been torn from the bathroom, dragged into the kitchen and has been used for slaughtering animals

Not even american nignogs pull bizarre shit like that.

Sounds like good fucking times.
I wish I'd visited Australia during the 90's.

>Portable fires in shopping carts
How the fuck.

sounds like Quilpi in west queensland
they had never lived in a house before so to them it was just fuel for the fire in the back yard

I am very confused at what I am looking at.

is it beautiful, could it end up being a beautiful adult?

is it just an exotic animal?

It was mate. It was. I'd go back to the 80's or 90's in a heartbeat if I could.

I was riding with a girl late, and she drives clean over the middle of a round about and scrapes her bumper bar

and I was like wtf

she said "there isn't anyone here, so it doesn't matter"

How common is this shit?

youtu.be/Qw6jp4R3GaI

its 12
they look ok when they are kids

Same here. Sadly it will probably turn into another Abo(mination).
Shame, she's kind of cute.
Probably been fucked by all her uncles though.

>1994 so no shock at violence
Is this true?

Have a pic of a nice abo residence

>Be in back of taxi driving to Monnies (club in Darwin
>see two abos walking one in front of the other
>throw beercan at front abo
>bullseye.exe
>front abo turns and punches rear abo
>abos rolling around on the ground as we cruise away

I suppose we all would. The world seems really fucked now.
I'd love to say it would only be better, but I'd be lying.

>pushing lit fires around in shopping trolleys
>Portable fires in shopping carts

I'm gonna have to give them points for that one, anons. Fucking genius.

No wonder emus don't fuck with them.

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must have been a flat one

When they're genetically mixed up, some are okay.

wheres the estimate place to work in NT.

I'm a nurse and can get paid much better out there and would do it for a while just for a change

kek

That fat dude is fucking great. The way he dodges looks like he's a drunken fist master.

I'm so fucking tired of seeing Australia threads on here, fuck off with that irrelevant shit and got to /travel/ where that shit belongs

Fuck all Australians

in my town every time the rodeo comes to town the abos and the cowboys get drunk and after midnight the brawls spill into the main street
almost run over them once, had to stop since some were white

I don't think so, it's still bad; and there are still shanty towns in the bush further south and in the top of WA

the government builds free houses for people in remote areas
not shacks either, proper houses in the dessert

but since they all kind of just live wherever randoms end up sleeping in the house, and since nobody paid for it the house gets trashed in a few months

those people have so many problems, the way they treat their kids is what gets me man
genuinely sad shit

and the only solution seems to me to be mass re-housing and re-education
we tried once before, and abbos call it "the stolen generation" it's like a genocide to them

nobody knows what to do with them, we pour money endlessly into their communities but they just become dependant on it

100%

also only a couple of months ago was on a roadtrip with my boss doing some interstate removals. He got on tinder to meet 'local girls from the area'. ends up giving abo hotel room and she ended up in my room while im on the phone in the dark. strips off naked and starts to crawl on to my bed. turn phone around. get horrified by phone light shining on abo. tell abo shes got the wrong room. casually gets redressed and leaves.

One time my friends dad and two of his mates picked up some abo chick and were planning to run a train on her but when they took her pants off the smell was so bad he had to bail, after they finished they all started to drive off and the abo chick started going off her head so they threw her goon bag at her and she was fine.

They wrote "yard sale" on the wall??

I love drinking. It's so goddamn fun. Never in my life had a day devolve into this sort of mess. Not once.

>stealing some drunk nigger's beer
>police actually come after you

They must have absolutely nothing to do.

>Uncle lives in Darwin
>Visit him every few years
>One of his best mates up there is a westernized abo who's family is basically a second family to my uncle since he's so far away from all other relatives
>go hunting with him and his abo friends whenever I go up
>they take us to traditional hunting lands that whitey isn't supposed to go anywhere near

They seem to be pretty cool guys whenever I visit
#notallabos

I guess like most animals, they're cute when they're babies

I thought this was a fucking meme

They used to drink fuel ?

I know they put additives in our fuel to keep them from huffing it but holy fuck what

Darwin sound like a shithole

Want us to come back and finish the job?

They called your mum? What?

Are they the gypsies of the old world ?

You guys remember when the abos all got given free houses by the gubmint and they used to start fires in them and ruin them? Heaps of boomers still hate them for that

try sniffing petrol to get that effect

he said the guy wasn't making a siphon, just drinking the petrol

I figured the user didn't know that making a siphon involves sucking the petrol

well the police would move them around from place to place to try and get them to move on

they had nowhere to put them if they arrested them, and they just came back if they were dumped

so I saw one group with a fire in a troley so they could take it wth them when they were moved
they were trying to sleep, it wasn't cold but they didn't have sleeping bags or swags or anythign

nah she had a decent rack :^)

they pander to the abos because if they arrest them they might die

cyclone tracy beat you to it

Yeah do it. No one will miss it.

They are so fucking unwell and alcoholic they still die before they are middle aged

Seriously fucked up we should have continued killing them but now we can at least breed them out and the rest will die of natural selection

cunts how to rort newstart (if you're not an abo)

how much should i work to get paid the most but work the bare minimum?

fuckin everyone in my town knows me mum

Yeah this was before PC days. It was lord of the flies on the playground. We'd have fights out the front of the school every few days. There were 3 private all boys schools around us and once we got out in the afternoon, especially at the train station it was on. We'd flog those rich faggots mercilessly.

I remember one time in grade 8 this stupid talk lanky cuntin grade 11 took my hat and gave it to someone else. I used to call him "boogey" coz I busted picking nose and eating it.

So I was sitting in the middle of the parade ground after the lunch finished bell went off screaming at him to give my hat back while he shoved me. Teacher comes up. Asks whats wrong. I yelled "THIS CUNT TOOK MY FUCKING HAT. I WANT IT BACK OR I'LL FUCKING SMASH HIM". Teacher was like "Calm down user. Boogey, give back Anons hat."

Boogey denied having it. So I jumped on him tackled him to the ground punched him in the face like 15 times till his nose bled. Guy that had my hat shouted "Awesome. You kicked his ass." I went and picked up my hat. Teacher told Boogey maybe he shouldn't take peoples hats. Told us to go to class. No further action was taken.

>they might die
Some sort of withdrawal?

budum tiss

Biblically? ;^)

Oh I bet they do

why the fuck are they drinking petrol