TWO AUSTRALIANS PRETEND TO BE GOLF PROS & REPRESENT AUSTRALIA IN NORTH KOREAN GOLF OPEN

HAS SHITPOSTING GONE TOO FAR???

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WE MUST GO DEEPER

This is madness lads

KEK's energy from that get is blessing all of you

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they are brave I tell you that, hopefully they won't end up in a Stalinist gulag for the rest of their lives and make it out of North Korea safely

MADMEN HAHAHAHAH KEK IS WHIT THEM

It's "safe" not "safely" (i. e., it's an adjective describing "they", not an adverb modifying "make")

Especially given the fracas that occurred with those Aussies in Malaysia during the F1 Grand Prix, that prank takes some mighty balls to pull-off.

Read about this yesterday. Quality bantz. Would expect nothing less from the Australians.

WELL DONE MAD CUNTS

they are already out, even in the video she says they were able to leave with no difficulties

Golf pros that aren't golf pros are probably the safest people in a North Korean golf tournament.
They'll lose to the superior best korean golf pros and make it home in one shitposty piece.

holy fucc who cares u autist

fuark those nork sheilas were pretty fucking qt imqho tbqfh fàm

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>“I hit 120 and my caddy told me I had bought great shame to my family"

Fucking keked hard

It's "big" not "bigly"

Well there goes my plans to bring bantz onto North Korea next year. All Aussies gonna be kept an eye on after this.

But fuck it I already got tickets.

I'm so jealous, they seem to actually enjoy life

Wtf pls no bully. Also, you spelt fuck wrong dip_shit

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Wtf pls no bully. Also, you spelt dipshit wrong kunt

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wtf no bulle please. Also, you spelt cunt wrong dipshit

Why are nork grills so cute

how do you spell human development index ya kunt

I will personally see to it that Australia will be our number one priority to defend in ww3. I couldn't live without you guys.

Thank you.

E. M. U

hahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahh he was probably drunk

Emu wars?

Nah, if you really wanted to put salt into Australians mention Gallipoli.

Now fuck off sherpa-san

Thanks cunt.

wtf I hate the emus nao.

Can it ever go far enough.

are you joking? two drunk Aussies get smashed by Kim Jong Un in a golf tournament, while smashed, and smashing tinnies? It's a propaganda masterstroke better than getting tiger woods: shamefurr Australians humiliated, TV broadcasts confirm, Kim Jong Un wins, they win, everyone's happy.

Except the huddled masses I guess.

My father along with 4 hunting mates once pulled up besides a paddock full of wild emus in a van and straight
up massacred around 70 drive by style.

He's a veteran. Don't bring up the Emu wars mate... To low...

that looks pretty S.T.A.L.K.E.R.ish

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This... 10/10 would engage in vaginal intercorse for purpose of procreation with a norKo sheila

well he brought up HDI to a third world shithole. You're all right with me aussie bros. We'll rake leaves together someday.

Nah standard shitpost.

Did they fuck? I hope so. She's probably bourgeois high level. Would be hot to fuck a military secretary

Apparently "Being white" is an industry in Asia.
I don't think they would even care if they knew they were fake.

Rich dudes in Asia literally hire white people to go to dinners with them so they can seem cool.

Having a white friends is like a social status symbol.

TEA GIRL LIVES!

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kek coz they lost to your ambassador's daughter

>bet she's a hot loli too

I like your mountains and dal bhat time. Say hello to Keshab for me.

I have nothing but respect for Aussie shitposters

RARE GURKHA

>came second last
>barely beat 15 yo girl

Keshab is kill yo!

Who will run the hotel without keshab?

HEROES

ur a whitty little cunt ill give ya that

>that ID

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We've brought a specialist from India. His name is Ranjeet. Business is good tbqh.

doubt it, she told him he brought much shame to his family

Thanks Nepal. You were always the best at conquering the mountains

That's how rich asian girls in the diplomatic jet set say they like you m8. If she didn't she'd just be death staring with flared nostrils and ready to stab or hit.

Lads, going to China and Japan in March. Should I look at adding a 7-day DPRK tour? have to enter via China on the train, do not trust Air Koryo.

Its not that expensive.

Is it worth doing?