Pushes mons

>pushes mons

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>Big Mouth
>Ever
No.
Never.

just discovered this show. You have posted my waifu.
Hey just because most of the show is ugly doesn't mean it's not fucking brilliant and a great show. I'm amazed theyre getting away with this. i hate to sound like a faggot and praising representation, but at a time when PC nutjobs are protecting the rights and privacy of fictional drawings, and demonizing sexting while promoting and encouraging teens to have sex, it's really nice to see this. I'm not going to get all "ooh maybe voltron can have nudity in it now!" but.. even if it really says nothing about the future, the present is a little brighter
i wonder if there's a rule that says nudity is okay when people are drawn in an ugly way. i remember they only showed actual bits on Drawn Together on fat ugly people. really though its laziness doesnt show through much except how the shines on the eyes are only showing sometimes because they just go right off the eye borders

you watched it?
It's really good
VA on point good jokes and feels to round it up

She looks like this guy

One thing I don't quite get is how it seems kind of inconsistent who can see hormone monster at any given time. Sometimes multiple people can see him, nobody seems surprised other people know him, but other times he says shit in front of someone else that they don't hear.

also why is hormone monstress more interested in popularity and shit than boys? I get the hating her mom part. i suppose the male one would be doing the same, except neither the dads nor sons are really the grr gotta be alpha type

>also why is hormone monstress more interested in popularity and shit than boys? I get the hating her mom part. i suppose the male one would be doing the same, except neither the dads nor sons are really the grr gotta be alpha type
girls are different

Definitely good humor. The callbacks are nice.
i also love the way it handles modern issuey shit in such a frank and realistic manner. I'm relieved modern tv is finally getting there, starting to make fun of dumb politics and subcultures of all kinds

also the coach is fucking coach z. he is just coach z. He might be the best character

second best character might well be the tiny kid (the way all teenagers on this show are like 2 feet tall is kind of disturbing)'s older sister. She's so delightfully open. I want a sister like that.

and the frigid old jewish couple is dead on

I've only seen up to the talking vagina episode, would appreciate a warning if there's something important I shouldn't get spoiled and should stay out of the thread til i've caught up

yeah but that shit is cultural, not hormonal. girls end up like that because they're trained to be, and it happens long before puberty.

Well there is something that most people aren't picking up on: the way society has reversed which sex is the one being visually adored and sought-after. It's supposed to be men. Men showing off their new hairstyles and clothes, men being adored and hit on by women. But because lice popularized the "fuckit, just be plain" look for nearly all males, and cosmetics companies picked up women as their new target, targeting their self-esteem to convince them you have to buy all these products or everyone will hate you, the result is basically women's compliment-men's-looks instincts being cannibalized and turned inward. They now rip each OTHER apart, judge each others' appearance, and I think that creates that weird omg lyk popular grrlz thing (which I have never actually seen in the wild, only on TV)

bullshit
it is evolution

Nah there’s not really anything worth spoiling. You’ll like episode 8, the sister is in that one more.

excellent
it's natural to hate your parents when you're an adult, you shouldn't be living with them anymore, but i'm pretty sure Mean Girls is a modern disease. women used to get along in a great big sisterhood

>it's natural to hate your parents when you're an adult, you shouldn't be living with them anymore
fugg i love them

I don't mean hate hate, I just mean you start feeling grumbly and hostile towards them for seemingly no reason. that much is definitely hormones
once youve managed to get your own mate it feels better moving back in with them and having a larger extended family. that kind of thing goes back thousands of years. oftentimes one moving in with the other's family

last testpost.

hope it's working out well for you. thanks for bumping the thread

so you see that ugly redhead's vagoo

what about this girl? she's almost cute

hey said redhead is one of the least ugly on the show
but yeah i'd like to see braces cutie's vagoo too. still, it was enough hearing her say "when i read about him I feel like I'm sitting on a fountain and there's fireworks going off"

we need equality
nudity for black lolis too

Why is puberty always frowned upon when it comes to jokes? Shit jokes, gore jokes, abortion jokes etc all seem fine but the moment it gets into puberty then everyone seems to make a big fuss about it

y'all are honestly awful with your tastes if you guys can watch this and say you like it

Well you’re willfully ignorant if you can watch this and say you don’t see the appeal.

she's mixed. adorably mixed. fuck now i want a wendy's frosty, truly the best balance of a mixed shake ever.
because sexuality is in the tight griphold of both extremes of the political spectrum AND the normies in between, each wanting different things but absolutely demanding everyone submit to theirs.
oh and huge amounts of nonsexual things are also tagged as being sexual.

...

Anything sexuality is taboo and a one big spook propaganda in America for some fucking reason. It's no one wasn't educated on this back in school.

Okay, what do you laugh at then?

I love how the hormone monster stops just short of being completely hateable. like he's just a force of nature and there's nothing you can do

are you literally retarded?

do you know retarded people to say any of those things, accurately or otherwise?

hey. you're thinking about it, we're talking about it.

I really dislike the perfectly circular eyes.
It looks so uncanny.

the uncanny part is how the pupils will just slide off the edge of the eye, as if the eye is just a hole in the face and behind it is a flat plane

I like it

i like the captain obvious kid

The guy that is supposedly voiced by peele doesnt sound like peele

They clearly only like it because they are pedophiles. Little girls + relatable male experiences = masterpiece to these people.

if you think otherwise, I don't want to know you

(You)

HELP CO IM IN LOVE

but i'm always making puberty jokes and shit jokes and fart jokes..

>You wanna lie down with me like how people lie down?

>no room for jokes to breath
>explaining jokes

I got halfway through episode 3 before I had to turn this shit off.

episode 3 of what? because it definitely wasn't Big Mouth.

Post the best character.

OP already did

I decided to watch it today, due to all the attention it got on here.

It was surprisingly funny, but good fuck it's ugly as shit.

that doesn't look mixed at all.
this is mixed.
that is fucking black.

Stop quoting your dad's law commercial

also wendy's doesn't sell mixed shakes, wtf are you talking about

clem is extremely mixed. her genes are a fucking UN meeting. missy has a white dad and a black mom. You literally can't call her black any more than you can call her white.

I'm quoting my own eyes

a frosty is just a little bit chocolate but mostly vanilla. it's delicious. exactly as much chocolate as i want in that particular kind of shake.
it's from the show

Missy there looks black, was designed to look black, so she is black. End of story.
Meanwhile, Clem is a hodgepodge chimera of like every race put together, I swear.

> Kid gets rejected by girl
> Gets addicted to pornography

That hit a little too close to my middle/high school experience.

...There's a vanilla flavor, though.

I probably won't watch the show, but I might be tempted to get some lewds done (in a more appealing style)

>lewds
why the fuck didn't I think of that?
I guess because I can't imagine making these people not ugly. they wouldn't be themselves. except the girls.

>Missy there looks black, was designed to look black, so she is black. End of story.
your story is self-published
I already said clem is MORE mixed

I imagine that making the designs cute would be the fun part.
But this missy doesn't look half-white.
Granted she's not african coal black, but still

Regardless, I'd like to see her squishy brown mons, If you catch my drift

well that's the funny thing about genetic dominance and gene expression and crazy shit like that. Sometimes a black african and an irishwoman give you a fucking indonesian and he becomes president.
remmeber that couple in the news who were both mid-chocolate cardboard range, and had one dark chocolate baby and one white baby, at the same time?

do you think she has wispy boingy pubes? just a cute little miniature puffpuff afro tumbleweed?

I wanted more of the edgy older brother

Dude was surprisingly funny

I don't know, honestly. her design makes her look almost too young to be starting puberty.
And there's very little black loli porn to draw knowledge from.

I can't believe it, it conflates with my autistic demands for rigorous structured design

besides, this is cartoon, not real life. If they wanted her to actually look mixed they could have done it. Jazmine from Boondocks is one with an interesting design.

>write a semi-decent person
>but write that they did a bad thing
>then overreact to that bad thing
cmon

he really was
>I don't hate you. You're my little brother. I just want to see the world burn
i love how the hateable people in this show aren't hateable. hormone monster, brown magician pillowfucking kid, uh... shitty popular girl

Yeah honestly everyone on this show looks like a toddler. I wonder if it's intentional, as if to make some kind of comparison
ah but jazmine is second generation mixed. her dad's a paper bag and her mom's fucking blonde.

>The callbacks are nice.
>the one where they break the fourth wall, saying something like "of course you get the callback, you're binging the show aren't you?"

I miss when it was just a simple acknowledgment of two colors and one mix

but in any case, I think she's the only one that looks like a toddler. The other ones are so hideous they barely resemble people

yeah you kind of have a point. her cuteness makes her look younger.

I think she just looks better with those lips

because she's black.
also good use of color and overalls are always cute.
although to me she looks more like a kid from the 90's or early 2000's than right now

Also her big round forehead doesn't help with the whole toddler thing. That's so cute on some black people and so fucking not on so many others.

She has the big poofy hair to balance it out

yeah it is weird how men, women, blacks, and whites all have the same lips on this show.
It's also really hard to tell who's jewish when half the cast is jewish and there's a lot of beaky noses but the two don't line up perfectly.
>looks more like a 90s kid
indeed. It's funny how so many cartoons lately mix eras, but this one does so in a different way than usual. largely their sexual awkwardness, and proclivity for non-internet porn. it's so cute and retro.

I love the wordplay in this show. a person will say a normal thing you say in response for something, and someone else will use it as if it was a response of something else, or the beginning of something

>cute

not with these designs or voices, I'm afraid. I just feel like this particular design was the closest to being good.

Really, If your whole premise is kids growing up, giving them adult voices is a surefire way to instantly ruin it. I can take shitty designs or shitty voices, but NOT both.

the voices are fantastic. also you're kind of an idiot, they're 13. that's how we sounded back then. I was actually thinking how the lead sounds almost too young but he's tiny so it makes sense.
Also read the sentence again where I said cute. it was in the sense of quaint. i wasn't describing their looks.

wait, no he doesn't. who am I thinking of? some show I just started watching lately whose main character sounded too young. this is weird, it's in my brain's immediate temporary files.

You're a complete idiot. My voice didn't even start dropping until I was 14.
The designs make them look inappropriately young, too so the voice disparity is really distracting.

You are a good example of someone who's perception of reality has been altered by watching too many cartoons.

She'd be shot by a cop for no reason. So she's black.

Of course she's black.
If someone wants to argue it, I'll ask them why white people don't literally have white skin

When I heard people actually thought it was good, I thought it would be as good as Bojack Horseman or F is for Family. I watched the first four episodes and it's okay but not too enticing to continue watching.

mm nope, i just like cartoons better
but cartoons usually skew the other direction

It's kind of a lot better than the latter, but the former.. eh. i mean at least the suggestion of abortion in this was a pillow and it wasn't gone through with

How the fuck is that even possible? the refractory period makes it so difficult to jack off enough for it to really affect your life, no matter what you were using

Watching this show through was worth it to learn of Sylvester Stallone's softcore porno.

Why did it seem like girls have simple issues when going through puberty but the boys's issues are varied and could be delved into more detail? The show barely covered the girl's side.

>you will never have a jack mcbrayer pube
you didnt know about that?

just finished the last episode. I was not expecting this much meta.

it's a lot less acceptable talking about the girls' shit. be happy we got any of it.
plus it's largely written by the guys, so their experiences dominated somewhat
It would be nice someday if we got another Blossom.. But keep in mind right now you are considered a sick weirdo if you even have interest in hearing about the girls' side of issues about growing up. The only acceptable thing right now is to despise and hate it, because that doesn't make you a fucking psychopath or anything

Can't really blame her. I would push her mons too

Go to bed, Mr Enter.

damn straight
>except one when I was 7 and one when I was 10, no female has ever shown more than a little interest in me, despite me having early puberty, height, perfect grades, a sexy voice, and an actual sense of humor unlike everyone else I ever went to school with
and the one who did show a LITTLE interest said i'd look better with a gut.

Definitely got a retro vibe by how first experience with porn went. More of a biographical "found some old magazines in the woods" kinda deal rather than a modern kids watching minecraft sex videos in Youtube on their tablets.

On that topic, I really liked the show, hard to look past the godawful art at first but then I guess I just got used to it and focused on the voice acting. Anyway, my point is that I've read ton of manga about puberty and growing up and it's amazing how different the tones are. Kodomo no Jikan, Goodnight Punpun, Horou Musuko, just way so different than when american animation approaches the subject. On the bright side it's nowhere as dreary

Am i the only person who wants to fug that monstress because of her voice?

indeed. Though the crippling conformity can be a little depressing from time to time
haven't seen GP or HM, how are those? good?

>all that shit you just said

You think maybe for once it’s your insides that are putting people off?

>males are the natural sexual selectors
That's retarded.

>likes the coach
Go fuck yourself.

I didn't say all that shit I just said back then! That wouldn't make any sense. They didn't need me to tell them, they could see it
what? I just said females are the sexual selectors. they select the best male. how'd you manage to get that backwards? I went on and on and on...