Russian Females

Going on a date with a Russian in a few minutes Sup Forums. What am I in for?

American Expat btw

A mongol

She's obviously a degenerate traitor for dating foreign men.

The smell of Vodka on her breath

>falling for a slav girl meme
fuck her and dump her

In China? Expect either a 1-2 or a 9-10, no in-betweens. Definitely drinks a lot, quite likely smokes. Maybe decent English. Enjoy sharing some jokes about Chinese people with her, but gauge her reactions and opinions carefully.
祝你好运

I've met her before setting this thing up. She's a 7.

refill her glass when it's empty

be rough in general, not just in bed

a wet dick and an empty wallet

Expect to do a lot of squatting

This, if your squat game is weak she will beat you up

He's an american. He's going to get his ass kicked.

China is a very smoking country so he is probably used to it. They also squat much more than Russians and he has seen it too. For god sake burgers will you ever learn anything about the world?

>very smoking country
What did you mean by this?

Oddly enough hairy buttholes. Not the legs or Pitts or arms just the butthole.
>surprisingly arousing while she rides u and prickles the hands

Exactly. You gotta show her you can squat like a pro or else she'll think you're a bitch and won't show you how well she can squat on dick. Also be prepared for a large clitoris. It may shock you at first if she's a typical Russian full breed.

How much would it cost me to own a slav girl like this, russbro?

get seperate checks

win

Mate your giving me horror flashbacks of fucking wild girl, i had no idea hair could grow in the places she had it. Choked on hair one morning from the previous night and that's about the point I bailed.

Wolf not wild, though she did howl like a dingo in heat.

Get a good job,a house and a car. Then your settled.

R u a burger in my land?

aids
every 50th russian has aids
there is some mutated aids that doesn't exist even in most poor african countries

>if your squat game is weak

They are vapid money-sucking sluts, unlucky m8

source on this girl? really good looking

Anal sex

You mean that he'll be the one taking it in the butt, correct?

Bring some bearmace with you in case it's a bear with a wig. Can't be too careful

AIDS.

Not enough men in Russia for all the women. And since they're Christians, polygamy is out of the question.
Really, as long as they date white men, it's okay.

Post pic

Gold digger, hooker looking for a nice divorce settlement

Exactly. She's like a barbie, and I would make as many children as possible with her.

Bullshit. Those numbers are esimply based off the shorter life expectancy of Russian men, not that there are a million lonely single Russian women looking for love.