Two Australian men trick North Korea into thinking they're the Australian national golfing team

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The absolute madmen

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I love you cunts.

Fucking madmen gg

oi cunts fuck off

Real life shitposting.

Nice trips

I'm ready to forget your lost war against birds after this

The new prank videos of 2017 will be people tricking North Korea into letting them into their country. Can't wait for the "North Korea prank gone wrong" videos.

10/10

Thank the lord those fuckin legends are still kicking around.

The balls to do that in NK of all places holy shit.

My shitposting is weak for i could never risk the gulag for a joke.

Australia never change please!

I love you cunts.

>they only came second last

I don't get it. They applied to a tournament, there's nothing illegal here. The joke is that they played like shit? What a bantz...

Aussies confirmed master rusemen. When you're willing to risk life and limb to troll irl that's master class shitposting

C'est pas des joueurs du tout.
C'est là qu'est la blague

"IT'S JUST A PRANK, KIM!"

They lost to the Nepalese Ambassadors 15 year old daughter. They were in China for a polo tournament.

Oh look the new leaf has appeared.

I mean't the 15 year old came last

NOICE

>inb4 this spawns a new era of trolling North Korea
>tfw Australians start fucking with NK more and more
>Showing up as politicians, economists, singers, dancers
>None of them are talented but are put on show to demonize how shitty the """"""west"""""" is
>Bunch of Aussies fucking about in NK
>More and more aussie shitposting influences
>Eventually people get used to them
>Soon people start to copy them
>tfw mass executions for shitposts Rome-style on the walls of the cities of NK
>tfw the straya cunts just ramp up their game in response, undeterred
>tfw seeds of rebellion and tins sown throughout the citizens
>they rise up in the name of free shitposts and banter
>leader overthrown
>Great Leader Jack put in charge
>First ruling is to change NK's name to North South Korea

This happens at every Olympics: swimmers that can't swim, sprinters that can't run and so on...
I myself applied to a pole vault event while I was a long jumper during a track and field tournament: they were a bit surprised when they saw how bad I was but it didn't make the news.

An amateur tournament, at that. Everyone that applied was probably admitted.

>they asked us if we were the Australian team
>and we just sort of didn't say no..
Kek

>North South Korea
kek

Yeah but these didn't play golf at all.
And the NK authorities didn't even check.
That's master troll here

>the NK authorities didn't even check.
Why would they? It's not their problem if you can't play golf, it's not their business, they only check if you're a terrorist or a spy, things like that.

Jesus you must be fun at parties you cunt.

LEGENDS

Too funny but risky

>say retarded shit
>get called out on it
>s-shut up! v-virgin !!! i was only pretending to be retarded!!

No.

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You're just jelly your government wont fund a road trip with machine guns into the bush to shoot up some birds and eat some fat emu eggs.

It would have been funnier if they had gotten detained permanently as spies by the norks.

leafs would never have the balls to do this. aussies remain kings of shitposting

>Australia having national anything
Should've been the first warning.

madman

This isn't even the craziest shit college students came up with.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnought_hoax

The Sultan was visiting England at the time and details had been published in the newspapers. A telegram was sent to the Mayor, ostensibly from a government official. Cole, Stephen and three other friends then dressed up in robes and turbans and arrived at the railway station where they were met by the Town Clerk who took them to an official reception by the Mayor at the Guildhall. After the reception, charity bazaar and tour of the sights, they were taken back to the station, where they made their escape.
On 7 February 1910 the hoax was set in motion. Cole organised for an accomplice to send a telegram to HMS Dreadnought which was then moored in Portland Harbour, Dorset. The message said that the ship must be prepared for the visit of a group of princes from Abyssinia and was purportedly signed by Foreign Office Under-secretary Sir Charles Hardinge.

Cole with his entourage went to London's Paddington station where Cole claimed that he was "Herbert Cholmondeley" of the Foreign Office and demanded a special train to Weymouth; the stationmaster arranged a VIP coach.

In Weymouth, the navy welcomed the princes with an honour guard. An Abyssinian flag was not found, so the navy proceeded to use that of Zanzibar and to play Zanzibar's national anthem.

The group inspected the fleet. To show their appreciation, they communicated in a gibberish of words drawn from Latin and Greek; they asked for prayer mats and attempted to bestow fake military honours on some of the officers. Commander Fisher failed to recognise either of his cousins.

you'd be surprised how many donate to our war effort. Nigerian scams got nothing on us

Classic

I'm so fucking proud.

Australia, the reigning champions of international mad bantz.

Noice. Hope they banged some qt commies on the way out.

You fucken druggos

There really isn't anything else to do but say "well done, Straya"

watayatalkinabout?

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now Australians can no more travel to best Korea

underrated

Australians all let us rejoice...

You are a flaming drongo. Give yourself an uppercut and go have a snooze you drunk poof

>Kim Jong-il
>11 holes in one in first and only attempt at golf
>38 under par
I envy how our shitty, Jew-controlled Western governments aren't as based as NK

Now that's what I call a shitpost

Cockroach here
How accurate is pic