He is a wise man.
He is a wise man
Levi Kelly
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Elijah Gutierrez
“Especially in Russia, where I am now a citizen.”
Jayden Scott
He used to kick the shit out of then UFC champs Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida in training:
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And he famously taught the EXACT KICK that won them both belts:
Training Anderson on the Segal kick: youtube.com
Training Lyoto on the Segal kick: youtube.com
The results:
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The Seagal front kick is fairly standard now, but was completely unheard of in MMA in 2010, people flipped their shit. Anderson's kick was the very first front kick KO in UFC history. Machida's was second.
He also trained Manny Pacquiao:
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Seagal is no joke.
Ayden Cooper
cockatoos are the kazoos of music
Jaxson Williams
Steven Seagal threads are by proxy Chechen Nationalist threads.
Jace Nguyen
I'm triggered. Literally shaking.
Hudson Martinez
>cant take pedowood and their satanic worship anymore
>moves to russia to be a warrior-monk
based
Kevin Sullivan
>parrot
>not a seagull
I feel duped
Adrian Garcia
Justin Russell
>implying he isn't dicking down some dead eyed eastern euro loli sex worker there
Samuel Mitchell
Bentley Ward
Go to bed Steven
Thomas Fisher
The last man to make kinos
Isaiah Bell
How fucking naive can you be? Hollywood is small time compared to international child trafficking etc.
Where Russia and Israel are the biggest players. I live in Israel and im telling you the amount of underage or at least young slavic pussy that arrives here just to vanish into some compound is mind boggling.
exactly.
Joseph Sullivan
>music
I have like 100 of those cunts in my tree every morning and they're loud as fuck. Wake the whole fucking neighborhood up.
Jacob Hughes
lel enjoy your russians, kike. i heard there's a ton of them there and they all act like niggers
Cooper Miller
but how can you seagull when the see isn't real?
Alexander Walker
>tfw when you live in ru and it truly feels like ghetto
Jason Sanders
Who made this statement, the bird brain or the cockatoo?
Jayden Rogers
Yeah those cunts really aren't songbirds. Those birds fucking screech. Just more proof that steven segal is retarded.
Cooper Hall
While most of destroy our brains on the internet. Sensei Seagal expands his mind by reading books like Atlas of Creation