Fuck you bitch

>fuck you bitch

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Legit anything would be better then his response

Holy shit 1.5 years have passed and we still haven't come up with a good reply

>No thanks

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>Sorry Jonah, but I'm on a diet!

The only right thing to do here is to cry on national TV

>Jonah, I already said no

I don't get it.. She is amazingly ugly. Are ugly people allowed to be so condescending to other ugly people now?

>you better hide yo big ass forehead

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>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I eat too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My friends like me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

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When that happens you do the Costanza face until everyones quiet and hold that expression until everyone's certainty uncomfortable

>you better tell the producers to get the jaws of life and some lube to get him through the doors

Nigga you blind

Jonah could probably do a killer Costanza expression to be honest.

Hell yeah

>At least someone would want to fuck me

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>I see about 350 pounds!

>“Jonah, the problem is that for 10 years I have lived with you through your films. In fact Jonah, I really had the impression that I knew you so last Friday I thought I was just messing around with a friend, but the reality is that we are not friends.
>“No the reality is that you two have two Oscar nominations and I have two videos on my YouTube account. You have made films with Scorese and Tarantino and me, I have made an advert for Spontex (a company that specializes in making cleaning products)."
>There was no word out of Hill's camp whether the wounded actor had accepted her apology.
well well well.

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He needs to embrace the madness and go full comedy. Then he can get Vince Gilligan'd and do the dark drama roles that he has always wanted to do.

Underrated

>alone in a hotel room with two older, powerful men huh? Is that how you got this gig in the first place?

I saw this in a previous thread and it's the only one I think that could possibly work.

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“Now why would you do that? Why would you do that? Come here, come here. Why would you do that? No, it’s okay. Wait one second. What’s so funny about that? It’s ridicules. Do you like making less of people? Do you like doing mean things to people? Hey, no no no, don’t run away. It’s incredibly rude. I’m here doing an interview and answering your questions and you do something really nasty. You’re a jerk. You are a jerk. Well you know what? You should be ashamed of yourself. Amazing.

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How many movies was he in after this was posted?

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>Seinfeld successor

>Jonah hill as George

>The guy from hot rod and lonely island as Jerry

>Emma Roberts as Elaine

>Kramer as kramer

wait, is there really something wrong with jonah's dick or is that just a meme?

Didn't the OP of the last thread have a pretty unbeatable response, or are we again pretending they don't exist to keep this retarded meme going?

it would be very different but still very awesome

>elaine becomes even sluttier
wew lad

Circumcision.
I'm mutilated too, but my parents are muslim

uno bitcho

We don't have a satisfying response yet. We applaud ourselves, but it's out of desperation, we know deep down that this slut has defeated Jonah and there is no come back.

I loke when jonah puts on a mocking cool kid accent/persona as if he desperately wishes he was but playing it as a joke is the closest he can get

I thank god everyday mine grew back as a baby and my parents were too lazy to go back for a touch up. Same happened to my dad's baby dick.

that's just stretched skin. the nerve endings still got chopped.

>An episode where everyone berates Jonah for getting two foot longs at sub way

>"I was in a 24 inch kinda mood! Jonah was getting hungry!"

I haven't seen many Jonah films but I can't picture him flipping out like George does. He would be in sensitive sad George mode more often. It would probably make the dynamic with the Costanza parents even more funny.

not really I still have all the feeling in it, and get intense climaxes, pretty sure it was a shitty done job

>jews of life
Is that a thing?

Watch him in war dogs

>Subway likes me

Is it a good movie?

>Of course I left. I don't want to make you laugh while you've got your mouth full. You might choke.

>tfw want to be Jonah's life coach

>I still have all the feeling in it
how would you know?

You must have missed the thread earlier today.
>Is that how you got your job as a weather girl?

that one is actually passable but it doesn't burn. it would continue the exchange. still way better than nothing though.

>This isn't Hollywood. By the way how did you get your job, Mr. FeldSTEIN?

>anti-semitic comments in show business
her funeral

Jonah's comment would have been considered sexist, so he would have been fucked anyway.

he already did the sodomy comment though
i think it could've passed

OH OKAY
GUESS I'M NOT A SERIOUS ACTOR THEN
GUESS I'M JUST A STUPID FAT CLOWN
A STUPID FAT CLOWN WHO WOULD POOP IN HIS PANTS LIKE THIS
AND TAKE THE POOP OUT AND EAT SOME LIKE THIS
YUM YUM YUMMY POOP BRAD PITT
DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY POOP BRAD PITT
OH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SERIOUS ACTOR AND I'M JUST A GOOFY SHIT EATING FAGGOT
*HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC WHILE GETTING NAKED AND CONTINUING TO EAT OWN SHIT*

>never had your foreskin get caught in a zipper or sucked on
my guy its my dick

>your fantasy is to sleep with Leo and brad
>but the reality is I’ll destroyed your French pusy with my big American cock

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I enjoyed it quite a bit, it's character driven not too much action, but the actors do it well. Jonah is superb in it

weak but a funny photoshop

>it would continue the exchange
Not really. That's a deathblow. Prove me wrong

But you've never experience the before and after, you only know what it is now.
If you had no mutilation whatsoever it might have even more sensitivity, you will never know.

I need more time.

A Hollywood actor accusing a woman of sleeping with men to get a job, particularly in the post-Weinstein world is suicide.

this happened before that chaos though

He's still fucked lad. You can't disrespect the vag.

It's over Ornella

something about her grandmother fucking germans for a baguette

what the fuck are we even arguing about now? Have you experienced any of what your talking about

>get insulted and feel hurt
>insult them right back to try and hurt them

S H I G G Y

this, but you need to dish something back that makes them laugh

her using jew shit is far worse than her being subtle with his women hate

She can't keep getting away with it.

{imagine picutre of french bitch}
I don't have all day to look at you.

kek

Can you explain your thinking? I don't understand why would you have to do that? If I put myself in Jonah's position I'd just be like why would I care at all if you're going to be blatantly rude? Wasn't the girl just a local weather lady or something? Jonah's an A-list hollywood actor lol why would he care

I only used Jew shit because you went into sexist shit.

Because Jonah is suppose to be funny or something, not an uptight bitch.

we're in here lads

That would turn me on so much

>That's how you get jobs in Hollywood? Then how come you're an ... I mean ... MOVING ON

FFS Jonah, WHEN WILL YOU MOVE THE FUCK ON ?

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stfu faggot
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